Knight kino is incoming, it's not a drill

i crave old fantasy game style shit

Fucking this. Immediately lost all interest after I saw the filter. Why do they keep doing this?

based macechad

>teutonic order are the bad guys
fuck off

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ben foster turns any 5/10 schlok into 10/10 certified kino

>duel wielding

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Were they the most aesthetic knights up to that point bros? You get Hugo Boss vibes almost.

Have over 2800 hours in Mordhau. Dont care

what drives someone to waste their one precious and singular life like this

The Teutonic Order merged with the Duchy of Brandenburg to from the Kingdom of Prussia.
The Kingdom of Prussia went on to form Germany.
The hugo boss aesthetics originated with the Prussian military which traces it's military history all the way back to the Teutonic Crusaders.

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>Ben Foster
Yeah I'm thinking kino

>Michael Caine
yeah it’s kino

>duel

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lmao I think they used the same throne room from Borgia

What happened bros?

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Because if they didn't people would complain.

holy mother of kino, why don't all krauts aspire to dress and design so well it makes no sense.

chudbros, are we winning now??

Not sure about other parts of Europe but for like Britain and France this was unironically more accurate than anything we've seen in a long, long time.

It's jews, they want you to think a time before multiculturalism and (((enlightenment values))) was backwards and miserable

This

I feel like this movie was in production forever

No chinks? No niggers? No fags? No bitches?
I can't believe they did such a racist homophobic film in 2022.

>It is the most expensive Czech film ever made.[9][10][11]
>23 million USD
I've seen Czech pornos with better production quality. Jesus Christ, you might as well just buy Kingdom Come: Deliverance. At least you'll get a few dozen hours of actual medieval fun out of that.

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kinda debunks your whole white genocide theory huh?

>falling for obvious bait

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it's the christians who say this though, that's why they called the time between Rome's fall and the middle ages "The dark ages".

Exceptions to a rule don't prove the rule doesn't exist you retard.

If there is a single person of color I am not watching.

>Kingdom Come: Deliverance
The only game I ever played where I received an achievement for being a virgin.

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But christianity flourished in the "dark ages". I'm sure it's converso jews saying that

Story of Jan Zizka. I read about him in EMJs book. One of the greatest generals in European history. He was a batshit crazy Prot but a damn good general and literally never lost a battle. He was a Hussite I believe.

He revolutionized warfare with his war wagons. The precursor to the tank.

I admire your integrity

kingdom come has actual color.

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How did you not fuck Lady Stephanie?

it's set in eastern europe dude...

I kind of lost the will to finish it when I found out that doing the witch quest prevents you from getting it

By refusing to get changed in front of her?

There are blacks in this arent there

Plenty of other things to do

>This can’t be happening! I’m in charge hear!

Pretty sure that's the British filter

These low budget, European-produced period films are always disappointing.

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>proto-protties are the good guys
>le grimdark filter
DROPPED

Did not see that coming, I will watch this

kek you fag

That's surprising

>It's called medieval
hard pass

Holy shit this guy's a huge hero in my country, but Ben Foster is a manlet to play him.

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>Christopher Rygh
kino incoming

That doesn't stop judaism from changing that.

>its set in e-ACK!

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Well I wouldn't have done it had I known that, I would have just killed the whores

>cucking the lord who saved your skin and gave you shelter
Adultery is a sin

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According to my old grandpa, that nigga was just a warlord who wanted his loot.

You can always start again, I only started there myself a few days ago after a year break.

Sold it's a watch

So was every other dick-knocking emperor and king.

Why can't mixed race people look like Ella Balinska instead of literal ugly racist caricatures

>knights sent by the pope to peacefully convert the people of Lithuania
>end up annexing the land for themselves
I mean

Holy Roman empire Prague used to be the capital assclown

The people didn't want to be peacefully converted.
Also the landowners were not formally the Order, though they were the true power in the region

Shit, even this outfit is 10x more colorful than anything in that trailer
Also, w2c that fur-lined coat?