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I THINK GENERAL ORDER ONE SUCKS

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Umm actually we call it the prime directive now

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SNW seems comfy so far. I hope this lasts longer than the other two garbage shows they're putting out

>New thread creation at 310 posts
it has always been 300. ywnbarw

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And so it resets. I still think the rule about not masturbating to other posters is important.

Give me some nutrek worth watching. Whether DIS PIC LD PRO or SNW, I don't care

Man I miss Kellposter.

That allows for more than a single /trek/ on the front page. That goes against general thread ethics.

PRO and SNW (for now)

good joke

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If anything can be star trek then nothing is star trek.

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LD: wej Duj
PRO: Time Amok
SNW: Starnge New Worlds

don't bother with the other two

I’m going to post about Star Wars prequels instead.

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Best live action Trek since the Vietnam War.

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wasn't roddenberry a commie?

No, he was a humanist.

Boy
Tranny
post wall
tranny
Africanised Kneeg.

Not Riker approved.

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ok rick

It was a Starfleet ship operating without Federation support for an extended period. They literally had several instances where they jumped a big portion of the trip home because someone zapped them a few thousand light years.

Anything actually requiring them to go someplace specific? They got there fucking quick.

Time Amok was surprisingly great. PRO has really impressed me.
Still wish LD would tone it back with the jokes but it's watchable.

midwit comment.

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Eat shit and die

I knew they would figure out some way to blame Trump for World War III

>communism is when no freedom of speech
meds

hope he sees this bro

SNW wasn't so bad, kinda feel like they could have gotten away with a 2 parter for the first episode. Only thing really tickling my brain is why did starfleet send a.. I'm not sure about the scale, but at least a frigate class ship with a crew of just 3 officers.

midwit comment.
Good try though... Now go back and read the other 9 points on the list of ten points.
Unless you think you have already convinced me with your well reasoned and logical argument of "what if he was?" and a childish insinuation that I am jewish.

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If there's one thing more tedious than ageing TV actors fishing for retweets it's Trumpniggers desperate to feel persecuted

Except they didn’t.

World War III started because republicans wanted to audit the vote, you selfish bastards.
It had nothing to do with Colonel Green or eugenics.

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How was the PIC finale my bros

LD works better as a straight man archetype dealing with the weekly shenanigans of a starship, and running enough continuity through it the world feels like a setting instead of "this week we're dealing with a society that has literal thought crime."

The less said the better.

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Borg is preferable to total extinction.

Star Trek is naïvely anti transhuman anyway.

boobs on deck

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Can't wait for the review!

Why can't the borg queen be HOT, like supafine without all the borg implants.
Taylor Swift would be good.

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This season on Star Trek: Strange New Worlds:

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it might have been OK if she had black eyes

My question is Why Does The Borg Queen Wear Clothes

As dumb as the rest of the season. They stop Spiner, Not-Soji fucks off to become a space pedophile whith whil wheaton, Q says he just doesn't want Picard to be lonely after he's dead, he zaps them to the present where Borg queen Jurati is just "hi, we need to go stop the quadrant from blowing up", Elnor turns out to be alive, and Rios stays in the past so he can get some pussy.

>Q is dying, won't say how or why
>His last dying wish is for Picard to get over his childhood trauma and find the confidence to bang his maid
>Q dies and transports them back to the start where Borgarti averts a disaster and says something big is coming.
>Picard bangs his maid.

That's about it.

i think they're dumping all the newer characters introduced in picard to milk more nostalgia by bringing back old cast members

>World War III started because republicans wanted to audit the vote,
Yes, by constructing a noose and threatening to hang the vice president, that's some excellent auditing skills. They should go work for Ernst & Young.

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>Rios stays in the past so he can get some pussy.
Wow, that's literally the worst possible thing you can do.

i wish i hadn't watched picard season 2 at all, they ruined so many good things

All that to a fucking ship real.
And they say Mike is trolling.

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>My question is Why Does The Borg Queen Wear Clothes
Borg titties would increase viewership. Heck I was happy to see Jurati's naked backside.
I'm so lonely.

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>Why can't the borg queen be HOT

Alice Krige is hot and has aged like a fine wine. Whats the reasoning for her not being in Picard?

they also quickly filled in his life story by asking guinan what happened, she said that rios became some sort of NGO illegal immigrant advocate, and the mexican doctor woman used the microbes from europa to cure all disease or some shit

and rios died in a bar fight

>Alice Krige is hot and has aged like a fine wine.
Here are you borg queens bro.

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>ship
More like Patrick Stewart’s barely disguised white savior fetish.

>we have 4 minutes to defuse these....... drones
just whack them with a hammer!

Because they know we want Alice Krige. She's doing Hallmark Movies, I doubt she's very busy.

so it was basically all a dream?

>That's about it.
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>muh krige

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So like, did they actually majorly change the past of the Prime trek universe? Did Best of Both Worlds never happen because the Borg are no longer evil?

I hope they don't bring up Captain Pike's future death in every episode, it was already getting irritating in S01E01 how many times he kept getting flashbacks.
If you have seen "The Cage" you really don't care because you already know Pike will spend the rest of his life with a hot blonde on Talos IV.

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No shit? If you audit the vote and find out there were hundreds of thousands of bought and sold votes that caused a civil war in the world's sole superpower, wouldn't WWIII basically be guaranteed?

That's why you can't audit the vote.

Evil Borg still happened, BQJ was just hanging out in the Delta Quadrant for a while.

No. It's a separate collective.

We trekkers all know it was Colonel Green. He is untapped story line but I suspect it will be ignored because they can't get off their anti-trump message.
Green is even a white guy, no glory for Green.

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>the drones are wired to explode
so..... explode them!
>oh no not the drones! not the drones programmed to destroy the thing we're trying to save!
blow up the drones!

What? Why didn't Jurati just try and stop the evil Borg then? I mean, she would've saved trillions of lives in the Delta Quadrant alone.

Didn't they audit the vote and not find shit? Some pillow dude and Arizona or something...?

Why did she become "more" assimi8latred over time and lose her hair?

It's possible that there's both the good borg and bad borg now because the good borg originated from the alternate bad future.

I like how Klingon Jesus is just a retard who can imitate voices

>Didn't they audit the vote and not find shit?
They found tons of evidence but nobody cares. The GOP doesn't care, the Democrats sure don't, and the public isn't outraged. Its not like our votes have ever been counted properly in the past either.
America is the new Russia, we know our government is corrupt, but we just ignore that fact.

yes every single Borg episode no longer happened.. or happened with kinder gentler jurati borgs

>reddit image
>goes around telling other people what to do and how to act
Fuck off you faggot leftie

I'm about to watch Picard E10 and I'm angry already.

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Anybody read the comic books for Trek? I got the city on the edge of forever and it's pretty good I think ellison is a bloated sack of shit but he did pretty good as a scifi writer. I was thinking of getting Year 5 comics too does anyone have any input?

>They found tons of evidence but nobody cares.

No they didn't. They took their "evidence" to various courts across the country and kept getting thrown out because it was just a bunch of nonsense.

Cheer up, friend!
*over-enunciates in your path*
It's going to be OK

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this must be a troll, no one in their FREE mind could think that

basically all of star trek is non-canon now because of picard s2