HE CAN WIPE ALL OF YOU OUT WITH A WHISPER, LIKE BLOWING OUT A CANDLE. I WOULD ADVISE NOT GETTING KILLED BY HIM.
THIS IS BLACK BOLT. HE'S GOT MY BACK
Christian Ross
Logan Richardson
He's got a big mouth.
Thomas Howard
For you.
>Smirks at camera.
Leo Martin
the line goes
>wanda, Black bold can destroy you with one whisper from his mouth
>...
>from his mouth
LMFAO
Christopher Adams
>Heh, you see this guy here? He goes by the name of Black Bolt. Yeah, it's a cool name. You know what's cooler? His ability to destroy with a whisper. All he needs is just utter a few vowels and your done. Zit. Gonzo.
Andrew Jenkins
unironically what is this guy's superpower?
Josiah Sanchez
>this is BLACKED bolt, sometimes I let him fuck my wife. Sometimes I watch. I would advise you not to get bred by him.
Ryder Barnes
>Smartest man alive
>Gives away his plan
This movie was insulatingly bad
Joshua Murphy
ITT: suggestions that would have been better than what's in the movie.
Oliver Watson
A literal cereal box
Daniel Johnson
if I pulled that off will he die?
Xavier Reyes
Honestly the guy who's head exploded was really fucking gruesome. Seemed like a Boys thing and not Marvel. I wonder how many normie girls screamed in theater.
Adam Thomas
every member of illuminati had aneurysm and dies even before they meet her
Connor Diaz
Man, Krasinski didn't even try to get in shape for that role, did he?
Jack Clark
they are being inspired by the Boys, like how super heros have IRL normie lives when they aren't being heros
they boys did that first, then MCU started doing that with their tv shows like Hawkeye etc....
Caleb Gonzalez
hulk titfucking wanda
Easton Lopez
it would have been 10x gorier in the Boys and also Karl Urban would have said an amusing zinger in what is an allegedly meant to be a Cockney accent. more entertaining on multiple levels.
Jace Garcia
>Alternate universe
>Costumes still have the V shape tapering
Noah Flores
>they boys did that first
Lucas Butler
Strange enters a buckbreaking universe. Strange witnesses an enslaved Mordo about to be BROKEN by a Southern gentleman version of himself.
Ryder Mitchell
How about instead of the theme being "boohoo muh kids and oneitis" they grapple with the fact that other versions of them are better
The group that Wanda dominates is supposed to have beaten Thanos before he ever did his thing; how about elaborating on that instead of just Worfing them
Cooper Parker
Post the whole scene. Kek demands it.
Parker Howard
>Your near limitless powers are no match for my stretchy arms
Tyler Mitchell
You can't scream with your mouth closed
Josiah Bailey
>mmmmmhhhmmmmhh
Daniel Carter
>other Mordos dream of being broken by Strange over and over whenever they go to sleep
>this explains Mordos having a hateboner for Strange across realities
Deep lore, bro.
Dominic Anderson
A sequel to Doctor Strange instead of a sequel to Wandavision
Zachary Rivera
Why is mr fantastic so shit? Luffy from one piece has pretty much the same fucking power and it’s OP as fuck, are western writers just unimaginative?
Gavin Walker
Who is the woman? It looks like British actress Elaine Cassidy.
Nicholas Green
I like how the black woman only looks mildly annoyed by the guy getting shredded in front of her
Michael Adams
>BLACKbolt
>played by a cracka
What did they mean by this? Whitewashing AGAIN?
Brandon Baker
Soi
Mason Anderson
his main power is being the most intelligent man in the universe
Parker Brooks
>Luffy from one piece has pretty much the same fucking power
UH ACTUALLY Luffy has the God God Fruit Model Nigga that makes him more powerful than anyone +1 so it's not really the same.
Anthony Gomez
Most intelligent man in the universe and that was his plan?
Joshua Bennett
Bruce Campbell cameo as that universe's Dr. Strange.
Chavez needing more than a short motivational speech to control her powers.
Where the fuck did the Wanda throne come from?
The Illuminati not being single-universe and not being completely retarded.
Wanda flipping instead of seeing kids once and then deciding to just stop it at this point lmao.
Better wizard fights, à la Strange vs Thanos.
Universe(s) where Thanos won, because they FUCKING SAID HE ONLY LOST FUCKING ONCE.
Austin James
mr fantastic only has a paramecia fruit while luffy has a mystic zoan fruit
Connor Mitchell
Not in that universe, obviously.
Jaxon Collins
That would be a really cool gore scene if they remembered that Mr. Fantastic is still made out of like, flesh and blood, and not just blue playdough. I don't think I've ever seen anyone get flayed into spaghetti by a psychic before.
Isaiah Watson
Gottem.
Jaxson Cox
Is that yet another black human torch?
Ayden Myers
actually, in the Ultimate FF books he's basically a blob of... I forget what, it's not flesh and blood though.
Jose Parker
so why exactly did his friends not step in to help?
Logan Ross
He's white
Cooper Hernandez
Thank god he wasn’t there to watch me get my fuckin ass kicked.
He would’ve wound up with a black eye and prolly went to jail
Jason Miller
since this film sucked I'm going to storytime some fantastickino
(jannies, this is, in fact. related to television and film since this is the history of a fictional character who is being adapted into television and film.
Tyler Brooks
Their reaction to their friend's death … meh.
How did the others die?
Evan Kelly
My guess is that the writer wanted to kill BB but how did wanda could figure out that BB powers comes from his mouth
so he forced that line on richards so wanda knows how to counter BB however that doesn’t make it less awful
Jordan Turner
>multiverse of madness
Anagram of
Sneed Saves Multiform
What did they mean?
Levi Morris
I just want to know why they bothered animating her boob jiggle. Makes the whole effect look so much more comical.
Luis Davis
Tell that to Xavier's snapped neck
Bentley Davis
seriously, how the fuck is it that there's been 4 adaptions of the FF in live action and they all suck?
Adam Rodriguez
Also
Sneed flavors tummies
Jackson Ross
how does one (1) comic book from the 60s still manage to have better and kinoer writing than a huge hollywood production
Jonathan Garcia
Did they all hate Reed or something? His head explodes and they just have this OH NAW YOU DINT look? Your friend just died and it's girl boss time?
Everything is so garbage
Tyler Powell
I thought this film was going to be raimi kino but it's shit. wtf
Cooper Reyes
>John Krasinski as Reed Richards, wow fans are going to love it
>dies in 5 seconds
Joseph Green
everyone fucking hates the fantastic four for some reason
Levi Brooks
Captain Nigger isnt even upset her friend is dead, just tuts and shakes her head
Tyler Adams
There is a lot of Raimi kino. Zombie strange, the deaths, the shaky camera when that ghost attacks Wanda. The balcony scene straight outta Spider-Man. Etc etc.
Lucas Green
They are bland as fuck.
Matthew Scott
explain your shit taste right now
Jaxon Rivera
lol negress sees her friend die and is just like "shit just got real crazy ass white boi"
how do people still have any interest in cape shit
Kevin King
Will Wanda be able to resist turning into a cum slut for Purple Man? That should be if he ever comes into MCU, without being kiddified.
Jace Myers
His stretching CGI looked so bland and lazy.
Christopher Peterson
It saddens me this is now canon
Jose Ross
PURPLED
Jack Stewart
Joseph Thomas
Have a different member of the illuminati say it. One thats more gunho. Like Black Captain Marvel. She seems the most provocative of the 4 there. Would also add more weight to her being the last of the 4 left and her knowing shes the one that got her team all killed.
Brody Parker
Why did he tell Wanda how to counter his extremely OP ally?
Hunter Jones
because yass queen slay #fuckmen #fuckwypipo
Austin Hernandez
It honestly doesn't matter. Luffy still had to make the fruit work
Henry Morales
>explain your shit taste right now
Dude, you gotta let go, they are bland and sort of uninteresting when compared to other super heroes, i don't know much about capeshit but if i had to guess here are my 2 cents.
>they are family but not that closely related/together to build tightly around them, meaning separate stories would work better as opposed to bunch them together in a 2 hours film
>a human torch
>a rock
>an invisible/psychic woman who's mostly been used to provide shields
>a man that goes stretch, yes i know he's supposed to be le smartest man on the world but tony stark is cooler
In the eyes of normies these things wont shine, not when compared to LE WHACKY DEDPOLE, Dr. Strange and his crazy magic, Thor who's retarded but also charismatic, strong and one the center pieces of Asgard/Norse Mythology, The Avengers who are the center piece for the rest of the heroes and who (most of them) have had their own movies and can stand on their own, the charismatic and retardedly strong spooderman, i could go on but yeah it might not be the F4 fault but i think they will always have a rough time shining in the eyes of the people and so the corpos will never invest that much time in them either cause it's all about the MONEY.
Jacob Green
So, did blackbolt kill himself by trying to force his power or was it something else?
Robert Morgan
>John Krasinski as Reed Richards, wow fans are going to love it
Why? Does Reed Richards look like a monkey in the comics?
Asher White
Yeah, why did Tony become such a pussy seeing Peter die in front of him?
WYPEEPO be crazy.
Bentley Hughes
i can't believe they retconned mr fantastic's to be from a devil fruit instead of space radiation
Robert Morgan
Aaron Bailey
You really expect capeshit to do interesting stuff?
Brody James
>A smart man with a stretchy body against one of the most powerful beings in existence who can alter reality
What was he trying to do? Smack her? Bind her? All useless.
Juan Barnes
no, it's captain marvel, retard.
Luke Thomas
No she's supposed to be that universes Captain Marvel
Xavier Ortiz
The Incredibles is a pretty good template, seeing as how it's inspired by FF. Pick one of them to get the spotlight more than the others (so Reed) rather than a total assemble where each one is equal, bit like how first Incredibles did have Mr. Incredible as basically the main character despite how it was more about the family as a whole and everyone had a moment to shine.
Colton King
Godlike
Michael Hill
If you have ever seen Venture Brothers you can understand why they're taking a shot at him. He's been a meme forever
Christopher King
that would've actually made perfect sense. i think the idea was Reed was trying to get her to listen to reason but the black bitch was super arrogant
Jonathan Thomas
His power backfired into his skull, and liquified it.
Easton Johnson
No, that makes it worse. Because of how transparently lazy it is. Now, if Black Bolt made that statement about his powers, it would be more believable.