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>Rich Evans
will he be able to enjoy SNW?

And how!

I'll be the judge of that

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Correct.

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It was Ok, Ill watch episode 2

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SNW more like SJW

Once again, and I cannot stress this enough, I will be watching Bridezillas instead of any of the new Star Trek shows, and I highly suggest that you all do the same.

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The eagle on his arm has the incorrect wing shape.

Ok, the writers are just fucking around with us at this point... right?

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>mostly hot women on the bridge
And that’s also okay. Star Trek is back.

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I don't think it's a coincidence that they're the two nu-Trek shows with a white male main character...

blame the costume designer from whatever tv show they borrowed those costumes from

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Pump 'n' Dump Pike they call him.
But it's okay because he makes you pancakes after.

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plot was very flimsy, okay for series intro
but it need to go deeper

I love how spock is a buff fuk boi now

and then they still give us this weird galaxy anomaly in the end.

Critics agree Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is the best live action Trek since LBJ was President.

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Trying to "go deeper" is how we ended up with Discovery and Picard's serialised mess. Fuck off.

>Paramount/Star Trek actor goes on BOTW
>Mike suddenly decides that this is his last negative star trek review ever and he's "done" with the series even though these vids get millions of views

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

> your phone is ringing

Best trek since DSIX.

deeper within the episode only
war is le bad is not a good plot

The important part is that they felt organic in so far as being believable crew members instead of sassy stronk wymminz talking back at the Captain cos dey don't need no man. I was waiting for that lesbian looking thing on the bridge to start talking shit, but nope. Straight down the line taking orders and not whining like a stuck pig. Hell, even that black doctor seemed pretty based.

If they keep it up, we will have a decent ST series.

The best part of the Nazi episode is all the character admitting Hitler did fix Germany.

These were borrowed from Hogan's Heroes.

In all seriousness it's Karl Marx's birthday and he would have loved DS9. Rest in power king.

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>war is le bad is not a good plot
It worked for a couple of DS9 plots.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ot3im0Is_Bs
Siege of AR-558 was so good.

>tripfag screaming into the void

Bullshit. HH did third reich unis pretty well.

Ok nearing seizure inducing levels of cringe with this episode.

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it was deeper, moron

>two longtime adversaries find common ground and embrace as friends
this is the fundamental ethos of star trek, why is this "cringe" ?

>le
Lmao, how old are you?

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It's just a bad joke.

So that ship was named the "Archer"? Is Enterprise canon again?

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Saved

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I'm watching DS9 right now and O'Brien is talking about his union striker relative who died in basically Pittsburgh and I dropped acid like almost four hours ago so I'm good and just happy my city got a shout out in DS9 even if O'Brien's ancestor was shot up by the Pinkertons.

You guys like Mac Miller?

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>this is the fundamental ethos of star trek
user... I....

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I'm le geezer

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>white Captain
He's not even straight.

These uniforms are well done. You'd have to be an extreme autist to bitch about them. And yes, they were borrowed from Hogan's Heroes. They shot on the same lot, the RKO 40 acres.

Show tits

The existence of an Admiral Archer has been canon since 2009. But ENT is not canon and never will be unless they take drastic measures to canonize it.

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Unions are cancer.

QRD on the new series?

I see, thanks..

>These uniforms are well done
You better be trolling.

good enough
nothing to write home yet

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>mostly hot
my brother in Christ please have standards

If I donated $10,000 to the Communist Party USA would you kill yourself on Instagram Live?

judy please save us from this prattling nonsense

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Second best nutrek

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Tell that to Sean O'Brien whose body they found in the Allegheny River.

He had the biggest funeral in Western PA until Dan Marino died.

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It's shit

Now the only thing we need is for Mariner and Boimler to kiss and we’ll have confirmation that we’re back in the good timeline and that Star Trek is saved and redeemed.

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Literally 10 minutes later in the episode

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I want to see an entire ship run by cetaceans that has a "Hominid Ops," an air pocket where a few hominids work.

It's showing great promise.

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Strong first episode. Pretty based so far. If they keep it up, it will be a return to form.

This. It’s been a long road…

It's literally just more STD.

Mar, Jen, and Boims are heading for a throuple.

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because the execution is phony and the resolution unearned. it's just nostalgiabait

You're not going to get a decent answer from these idiots. Don't waste a good trip on these fools.

Not according to crewanon, no.

That Michael Jordan is so phony

>ecause the execution is phony and the resolution unearned. it's just nostalgiabait
okay, but it's all you'll get, so you either accept it or reject it as unacceptable. once again, how is this "cringe" ? It is either up to par or not.

Larceny Gremlin is a whole feel. More content like this, please.

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Man, this Lower Dreck samfagging imbecile is absolute cancer.

Because they didn't fuck.

A galactic even that can be stopped by a two digit number of spaceships. I laughed out loud when I saw this.

New PIC ep = 10/10
SNW premier = 10/10

Trekbros, we've come home

CUTE
saved

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okay, this is an answer i can get behind.

>they ripped off the plot of the TNG episode First Contact

lmfao they really are creatively bankrupt

Kirk did that on multiple occasions with the 1701 alone

I’ve got faith.

its phoniness is cringeworthy

10 positive raves, MC does it's weird numerical hi jinks and suddenly it's a C+. *shrugs*

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AUDIT THE VOTE

Did you see this episode?

>Bones has colonel level collar devices but only major level shoulder pieces.

I got Bridezillas on in the background. At some point I got drunk or sober and bought all of it We good.

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AINT NOTIN GONNA BEN OR BREK ME

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For the first time I actually want to watch a nutrek episode twice.

Valeris had lieutenant commander insignia but was referred to as "Lieutenant" all throughout Star Trek VI. Get over it, autist.