Why can't they make kino?

>Tuntematon Sotilas
The 1955 version.

Ballsack country

Cruelty Squad's ludo, though

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they have the ultimate kino though

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Their language makes no sense to me.

That's a Japanese show though, just based on Finnish material.

No wonder, its not even indo european

>Why can't they make kino?
already have

youtube.com/watch?v=RcyyFz_mHX0

Niskanen and Kaurismäki did make some kino

Because they're too busy kvetching about russia kek

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they left all the kino in Vyborg

Get out of here

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There's like, 16 people and 3 dogs living there.

swedish material*

Strong finish names

Eastern Finland is best Finland

shut up shut up, shut up

TORILLE :DDD

The White Reindeer (1952)
The Unknown Soldier (1955)
Eight Deadly Shots (1972)
Crime and Punishment (1983)
Calamari Union (1985)
Shadows in Paradise (1986)
Hamlet Goes Business (1987)
Ariel (1988)
Leningrad Cowboys Go America (1989)
The Winter War (1989)
The Match Factory Girl (1990)
Take Care of Your Scarf, Tatiana (1994)
Drifting Clouds (1996)
The Man Without a Past (2002)
Lights in the Dusk (2006)
Naked Harbour (2012)
The Other Side of Hope (2017)
Unknown Soldier (2017)

honorary

>i shan't be reading subtitles or learning your weird language. I'll pass.

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The best film our country has ever managed to make as far as I'm concerned.

Too many pleb choices, and too much Kaurismeme.

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GOLEM GET YE GONE

Mongols cannot in to space or cinema

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I've seen 3 finnish movies
>Rare Exports
literally a pro-slavery piece
>Rolli
put down the crack pipe
>some movie about brothers who blow up a safe then start robbing banks
kinda like a finnish dukes of hazard, was a fun time

>Too many pleb choices, and too much Kaurismeme.
Those are the only Finnish films I know

Why make kino when their existence is kino?

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Whay are you gay?

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Looks Chinkish.

>Finland can't make ki-

youtu.be/ZHReqKRvonE

they have that one youtuber whose name i forget (something finnish) who makes disgusting meals in his bunker with a bunch of old electronics sitting around and one time he invited some lady reporter over and made her gag with something he popped out of a can. anyone know what i'm talking about?
t. not finnish so i don't know how to spell his name

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youtube.com/watch?v=Cp7qRBzoYZc

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You are next!

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Pasi Viheraho, I think. That certainly seems to describe the way he lives.

why can't any other country play Starcraft?

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Ikitie (The Eternal Road) 2017.
Everyone should see this movie.

They made that kino gay juice commercial

here's another good one

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youtube.com/watch?v=Se5v-Ym9j8c

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youtube.com/watch?v=87zwBY0ULp8&ab_channel=PasiViheraho

>swedish material*

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Why does everything Finland produces feel like some weird shitpost?

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youtube.com/watch?v=PjvE0TS6XrM

I watched a comedy a few years ago from Finland it was certified kino, but the entire plot of the movie was some spurdos escaping Finland. Still was 9/10

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tranette no passto

This one is great

Uralicbros...

Ironically this guy looks just like a mutt

Good

lmao yes
kino: youtube.com/watch?v=d3dnxGnborI

>coming soon after your pussy

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YWNBG

(You will never be grandma)

How much more shit can they add to the fag flag?

>Finland can't produce ki-
youtu.be/pc8WFYhkatA?t=464

So this is the final form of N1c Y-DNA.

finngolians are asian anyway

I love that they've lumped black and brown people in as honorary fags

*ahem*

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based

Taxes paid for this kino:

youtube.com/watch?v=0Q3tnBp0RCc

Do fecal-skinned people even exist in Finland?

It's a small country so the market is small. Most of the 20-30 films made annually are aiming at financial success, so mostly garbage with the same 20 garbage TV stars as actors.

Every once in a while an auteur pops up, but there's not really much of a chance to make films here. Also the only film school accepts very few students every year.

The pool of potential ticket buyers is so small that you'll essentially have to make lowest common denominator stuff like the "Luokkakokous"[1] (the class reunion) series to make money. Sometimes they make stuff thats kinda kino, but it never sells that well, like Koirat eivät käytä housuja [2] ("dogs don't wear pants"). So we get B-tier comedies that sell like crazy or "real" films that nobody bothers seeing and you're shit out of luck if you didn't see them during their initial theater run.

[1] youtube.com/watch?v=ZzSpW8p3B0U

[2] youtube.com/watch?v=Xwjf_E_VdGs

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>Why can't they make kino?

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>film school
Wouldn't even be necessary if we still had irl movie rental stores. There is no culture to develop kino anywhere outside of paypig options and online forums.

yes they do

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Link up with Captain Alex when??

I actually ran into the cameraman who kinda looks like Rich Evans when I was on a booze cruise. Told him I remember him from the video. He was surprised and probably didn't even remember filming it for the magazine.

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We are close to having similar ghettos as sweden does at this point.

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They can

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Harlinbros...

lol

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can any fins give me the names of any films they’ve made about that legendary soldier, simo something? the one that killed all those ruskies. he seems like a very enigmatic figure so i’d love to watch some kinos about his life and service against the red menace.

>t. believes sensationalist MSM

RIP Kang

I dont think we have single biopic of him. Simo Häyhä.
I was actually thinking about writing one myself.

>key words: black, dead

yeah

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>t. takes dick up his bright pink fuckhole