You can have any beer you want, as long as it's this watered down Mexican horse piss we call Corona

>You can have any beer you want, as long as it's this watered down Mexican horse piss we call Corona.

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For me, it's Tecate.

ill have the corona. no crust
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For me, it's sobriety.

Yo OP, why'd you let the buster in?

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>vin is taller than the rock
>bryan is taller than vin

he must be like 6'11"

>was

All Mexican beer, even modelo is absolute warm gutter piss.

>Any brew? fine I'll take your sister Brewster

WHERES THE FUCKING RIDDICK MOVIE YOU HACK FRAUD MANLET

>inb4 b-but we have amazing craft beer!!

>>vin is taller than the rock
? I think its the other way around

It depends...if you're talking about new craft beer that the millennials make, then yes. If you're talking about the old craft beer like shiner bock then no.

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Old Mexican craft beer should be judged against competition from its time, which mean it would also be considered garbage.

>vin is taller than the rock
What? No. Even in the movies he's never been taller than Hobbs.

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Lol? Vin is way bigger

shiner bock is not good

Coors shits all over any mexican beer. Hamms too. and they don't gouge the fuck out of you because "its imported!"

>all of these people are under 6ft
embarrassing

Litty bois be seething. I live for this shit.

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the first F&F movie is still the best

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a corona light in the sun for 3 minutes starts to taste like a skunks ass juice. people always bought it when we went boating and i learned to despise it. for me its this post . pacifico if you want to look fancy/cool/sexy and not have to buy limes. more of a dad beer guy myself.

Nah. It's Fast 5 all the way. A perfect mix of retarded and grounded. If a want to ever rewatch first F&F I quite literally would just turn on Point Break instead. Same story far better.

aight den

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That's what a soiboi retard would say.

TORETTO

Mexican beer is only good for making a michelada. Lime and salt is also acceptable. Drinking it straight then you're already drunk

I like it.

Damn, those first two cars (green eclipse and orange supra) are still the coolest looking cars.

Either the first or the second is the best. And Fast Five is the last good movie in the series.
>just turn on Point Break instead. Same story far better.
Not really. The idea is the same but the subject of FF is the car scene so in the end they are quite different.

Interesting that you like Corona. Do you happen to like penises in your asshole? I find that the two correlate.

wtf is this

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Did Tecate kill Bruce Willis?

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Probably the same shit that RDJ wears.

For me it's the guy playing guitar in the corner.

This picture makes no fucking sense. The rock is 6'5, Gal Gadot is 5'10, Paul Walker is 6'2, Vin Diesel is 5'11, and Tyrese Gibson is also 5'11.

Exclusively gin and tonics for me thanks

>Rock wearing normal ass sneakers
>Diesel wearing fucking platform shoes
KWAB

for me it's cider

The Rock is probably closer to 6'2 or 6'3

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All beer tastes the same. Piss is piss is piss is piss.

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I have to drink imperial IPAs because I'm an alcoholic and can't get drunk without a high abv. Stouts are too heavy and liquor goes down so easy and won't make my stomach feel full so it's the only way to keep me in check.

>We don't serve Corona here. We serve Foster's.

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> be me
> buy an IPA just to see what's all the fuss about
> open the can
> weirdly sweet smell comes out of the can
> whatever.png
> take a sip
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I won't buy another "IPA" i my life, I throwed it away with no hesitation and I'm the type of guy who buys .30cents beer

Now, are they supposed to be having a staredown, or are they supposed to be looking passed each other? I always assumed it was the second one.

I don't get how Australians can hate fosters so much but ironically love VB which tastes like shit. Makes no sense.

It's interesting that dom still has his charger but the supra isn't in a storage locker somewhere

Why is Paul dressed like a spic

corona is the most overrated beer in the world
heineken the second one

>Throwed it away
Your floor is covered in bush light cans

heineken is not fucking "rated" in any way everyone knows it's shit just like all mainstream lagers

The only person in this photo who doesn't look half dead is Gal Gadot.

only asians drink heinekens

Low IQ crowds like the charger bc it's sexy, yet the supra is much more superior machine.

Heineken isn't bad desu.

Only the biggest soijack-looking beta male faggots drink IPAs (or any craft beer for that matter). That shit tastes like grass juice.

They're side-by-side, they wanted a close up on vin but the shot didn't allow for both of them to fit on screen so they clumsily digitally imposed the rock on the close up. I suspect the Chinese digital "artists" didn't understand their instructions and tried to make it look like they were face to face.

if you drink anything other than a 40z or bacardi 151 you're a faggot

I like those cutwater mix drinks in a can they're good

>40s and B151

I remember high school