>A young gymnast Tinja who tries desperately to please her demanding mother, discovers a strange egg. She hides it and keeps it warm, but when it hatches, what emerges shocks them all.
Starring Siiri Solalinna (12) as Tinja.
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In HATCHING, 12-year-old gymnast, Tinja (Siiri Solalinna), is desperate to please her image-obsessed mother, whose popular blog 'Lovely Everyday Life' presents their family's idyllic existence as manicured suburban perfection. One day, after finding a wounded bird in the woods, Tinja brings its strange egg home, nestles it in her bed, and nurtures it until it hatches. The creature that emerges becomes her closest friend and a living nightmare, plunging Tinja beneath the impeccable veneer into a twisted reality that her mother refuses to see.
the world has spoken: two stars out of four.
Is that goood or bad?
So what FOTM subversive kike shit is this?
wow. that's wild. so crazy. holy cow.
sorry I don't watch Finnish movies, they're all crap except the ones directed by Aki Kaurismäki
>anna kakin tulla...
t. binland
Fun little fact : tinja means feces in Indonesian.
I heard The Winter War (1989) and Unknown Soldier (1955 & 2017) were pretty good, but I haven't watched them
Maisie Williams as the crow person
Nah...
Personally, I don't like stars. So the fewer the better.
I know, it's all so bleak. No fun.
That's a big egg
i enjoyed this one. not a finn myself, but the language did something for me.
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Watched it yesterday because I saw someone shill it here. Legitimately a terrible film. Fuck you.
That's the creature? A big ugly bird? C'mon.
Yes, and the animation is laughably bad at times.
thread seemed intriguing till i got to this image
DROPPED
Creature transform itself further and further...
I really, really want to have sex with this little gymnast
I bet she's very flexible
Those contact lenses looked distractingly bad in the closeups.
>when daddy doesn't give you enough cunny kisses
user speak english gooder and gooder
Fun fact: she's real gymnast.
insta?
Calling it now
The true villain will be abuse
Don't know.
hot
>goes from angry bird to angry cunny
Impressive. How can Godzilla stand a chance?
It was almost entirely practical effects and puppets. Much more soul than CGI shit.
UUUU
Why do fingols look neandertaliens?
>Much more soul than CGI shit.
Soul of a chicken. Fuck off with this cunny shit, gib me some monster women.
Oh no her socks are all dirty...
That's a given. And it will be the dad
king king, the cars and the buildings are not in the same scale
>Godzilla doesn't have a chance.
>It was almost entirely practical
Yeah, no.
Nah, the dad is a total pussywhipped cuck. The mother is the real villain.
Ah, I see you have your way with the tongue of barbarians.
Monster Girl Thread?
Colour me surprised
... for you.
Well this one is beak
not watching this demonic crap
>french and finnish audio
>no english
lol
Fucking based, no cunny for weimerikans
Imagine if the little girl laid the egg in front of the camera
she could play hannah hayes in the eventual biopic
ToT
Role already taken.
Whores don’t get movies.
No.
Mmmmmmmmm! Gelfling yes!
wow how did they manage such incredible creature effects?
Well actually
Only after Hannah dies.
>user, I...
But would be a great sad movie. Cute little girl loses mom, brother, father has cancer, she hits her head in a car accident and becomes retarded, tries to make big as actress (since she has the looks and the right IQ now) and is seduced by a jew prod- I mean, a bad white man, and becomes a whore.
The lizard scene is pure Oscar bait m8.
Magic.
Looks like angry Naruto
Torille!
Why is she wearing bdsm gear in the gym?
>movie shilled here
>terrible
I warned you all after Noroi and Leaving D.C.
At this point you have no one to blame but yourself.
>implying it's being shilled here for the quality of the movie