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Shakespeare Edition

Previously on /trek/

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>There are people ITT right now who actually thought SNW might be good

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star trek

Goddamn those are some gummy nashers

They were proven right. How does that make you feel?

I torrented and saw parts of the first SNW episode.
5/10.

voyager is so well done andy dick guest starred and it was actually good.

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What the hell did they do to Chakotay?

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IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING, IT TOOK 12 YEARS TO MAKE

Haven't watched it yet. I never thought it would be good, I am just wondering to what degree of terrible it will be

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careful

To be fair, there aren’t. Shills and trolls don’t believe what they say.

Also the janny is double confirmed for being a kiwifag. Which will explain /trek/ for the rest of time.

REMINDER: People saying SNW “isn’t political” or “it’s political, but I can get past it!” Is a fucking shill

It’s the same nu-trek SJW garbage

That's the spirit!

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is a hit. Thanks to the cast and crew for letting us join them on their adventures.

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Unironically this.

Just shills.

You know no one here pays for streams, right?

Of course. Barely decent first episode means fucking nothing it's going to be 3/10 by the end like every nu trek series.

Hoshi = a cute
simple as

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Are the "shills" in the room with you right now?

Star Trek is back and it's fucking beautiful.

What is this expression meant to convey?

>stove guy gets off on confirming he’s either a shill or spending real money to convince people he’s a shill… because reasons

Will trek ever have an /Our Guy/ like Broccoli again?

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>Cyrano
>Shakespeare
Way to be an illiterate. It wasn't even an English work, it was French.

It's not for us. It's for nice people.

Wild that the marketing strategy for SNW is “it’s not shit like the other garbage we’ve put out recently.”

Didn't is say story by Alex Kurtzman?

Does Paramount's health care plan cover your gender reassignment surgery?

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They're the same thing in Star Trek.

This is how zoomers literally see Kirk and Spock every time they're on screen.

Current “Star Trek” “writers” don’t have the same awareness as the old writers.
>hey the audience really likes this autistic fuck, let’s give them more of him and make sure to respect him and his flaws
Current “writers” would turn a broccoli-esque character into an incel mass murderer

Stay away! Porthos is not for cooking!

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I don't remember this character, seems like something out of LowerDicks.

"Story by" can be a one line pitch. Rick Berman had that credit all the time.

It was pretty good, definitely the best premiere of any Trek show. And I'm including the old Treks in that. Well-paced and the characters were likable.

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Kys

Gene had a story by credit for all of TOS. He stopped contributing by Season 2, and even in Season 1 he didn't do that much.

He was also the answer to the question of how do people in the 24th century handle holodeck access. Answer; some can’t.

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/trek/ sure can't.

>by the way, my bloodline is directly responsible for millions of deaths

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Kiwifarms is a website devoted to (and ran/populated by) people who can barely handle the internet.

UnIronically this. It took TNG 2 fucking seasons to get good, DS9 at least 3, Voyager never really got good but 7/9 raised the quality a few sesasons in. ENT only started getting good right before it got the axe. Disco I honestly feel finally found what it needed,,, in sesaon 4. Picard hasn't had anything good in 2 seasons yet.

Honestly I think this probably gonna be the first trek that actually hits the ground running in a long ass time,

thats the face of a man who is about to be on the wrong side of a terribly mismanaged first contact.
its a shame Archer died during on the NX01 maiden voyage in SNW timeline. otherwise they would have learned how to conduct themselves.

>It took TNG 2 fucking seasons to get good

This is a dumb meme and there’s no reason to repeat it.

>DS9 at least 3,
Some of DS9's best episodes are in the first 3 seasons.

Agreed
>I only liked DS9 after they turned it dark and action packed
Child

>It took TNG 2 fucking seasons to get good, DS9 at least 3
Filtered.

Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is 100% Fresh with critics.

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Yes, and the nutrek trannies will cope and tell you that "it's just the first episode" and ignore that Kurtzman rarely wrote more than the first episodes for each season of STD and SPIC.

I hope that wasn't the best episode. Picard S2 also started by going all out with all the new ships, the academy scene and the stuff on the Stargazer. SNW was still better than all of that, but I have the impression that we already got a lot of those trailer shots in the first episodes, with the Vulcan scenery, the Enterprise flying over the city, the new starbase, the flyby and the shuttle. What if the rest of the episodes get less CGI budget and worse scripts?

Oh wow it has a boilerplate marketing package??? This changed everything and certainly means there are no shills/kiwifags here.

?

I liked the first two seasons of TNG but I know I'm in the minority.

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rotten tomatoes has been useless for 20 years

ok what stream site can i find snw on? need to see how bad this shit is

Never watching it

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>Picard S2 also started by going all out with all the new ships, the academy scene and the stuff on the Stargazer.
None of that was actually good, I swear people just got blinded by era-accurate ships and bridge scenes. The rest was awful. SNW actually hits the ground running.

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It's not a meme Season 1 and 2 fucking sucked with maybe 3 good episodes in the whole lot. DS9 had a few good episodes early on, but it was a rough start, I remember watching it for the first time I almost quit after season 1.

Well that settles it, if these whores like it then I should like it too.

There's nothing wrong with liking the second season of TNG, it's all over the place in quality, but has a lot of great episodes.