This can't be happening. I'm in charge here

I'm so glad they made him look like a fool. Fuck white males.

*smacks lips* white bois am I right? das rite

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I hate their reactions so much.

It's hilarious how they're not even subtle about this kind of thing any more, the two white males get one shot murdered in the most embarrassing and out of character way possible while the two women (one black) manage to put up a brave and valiant fight somehow

>Hey do you think we should help our allies fight while they're being brutally murdered
>No, let's just wait until they both get killed before we react.

...this has to be like a JV underground 3rd string version of the Illuminati, right?

There's no way these are the most powerful versions of Mr F, X and BB, right? To just get MERKED like this?

Because if we get a Fanfourstic movie here, he's gotta come from another Universe now, unless they undo this all by the end of this movie.

So they didn't like him or whats the deal? His fucking head exploded

He's fucking a white male

Is that Fortnite?

>He can stretch himself.
>*All* of himself.
His wife gave him the name.

The sheboon almost has a smile on her face, what the actual fuck?
My guess is, the scene was somehow butchered in post, hence such inappropriate reactions.

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Wheres the soi version

why did she do it, bros?

The Illuminati seem to be the Avengers of that universe. They don't seem to be anything special besides superpowered people with big egos. Case in point, Mordo being part of it.

In other words, don't overthink it because is stupid.

>none of them care that he just died in front of them
What the fuck

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>and he's the smartest man alive, Dr. Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four
>"yeah i'm gonna uuuh go stretchy arms!"
>*dies*
alternatively
>and he's the smartest man alive, Dr. Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four
>"Watch out Wanda, Black Bolt here can kill you with just one breath from his mouth!"
>*Wanda makes him mouth vanish* "What mouth?"
>*Black Bolt dies*
i wish it was Ioan Guffuddfuggudd if they just wanted to have quick gonna die soon cameos, made more sense given it also coherent with bringing Stewart back

>My guess is, the scene was somehow butchered in post, hence such inappropriate reactions.
i think it was just raimi going "lmao le epic camp!", that whole segment legit looked like a parody from how they acted to how they died. And i mean the whole illuminate segment, even when they were introduced with Mordo doing a "name and description" roll call
i mean Raimi did say he envisioned a more tame version of the movie before the marvel people told him to just go nuts and do his thing

>oh what's that? you just warped reality itself to remove my ally's mouth from existence?
>i am stretching @@ you now
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
smartest man in marvel universe right there

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>guy is a lyrical lover
Mr. Boombastic

>i wish it was Ioan Guffuddfuggudd
>just to shit on him
neck yourself retard, we dodged a bullet

Lemme guess, none of the women die?

>character dying is shitting on him
they died like chumps cause Raimi thought it was funny, not because of whatever you made up in your head. If you wanted them to not do it like this then you shouldn't have memed Raimi up, it was another time for a reason

no they die too but they do put up more of a fight

they do, but put up quite a fight, even captain carter whose power is being as strong as a man

is bruce campbell in it

the men die first without putting up any fight. the two women actually get a fight scene with Wanda, but they both die. the black woman lasts the longest.

ye

captain carter gets cut in half with her own shield a few seconds later

>ai upscaling porn because your cumbrain is fried to the point of needing to enhance every random clip you like
holy shit, imagine

Shit do they do the Frieza thing?

so no Nick Cage Ghost Rider appearance???

yeah she gets cut in half and throws her shield at the back of wanda's head, mortally wounding her.

>Wanda, Black Bolt can destroy you with a whisper. Also, I can stretch my body into bits. Additionally, Captain Carter's shield is quite sharp, be careful. And lastly, look out for Captain Marvel energy beams.

>

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You have to keep in mind that they actually know Reed Richards.

Which means they probably fucking hate him and were just a little happy to see him killed

plastic man and elongated man predate reed richards

of course I wouldn't think that zoomies would know about comic books

turns out the biggest threat the illuminati faced wasn't Thanos, Strange or Wanda but Goldface himself

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Ultimate Punch!

They're intentionally making reaction gifs for Twitter trannies to use for guerilla marketing

Based.

What was he hoping to achieve here? Doesn't he realise "super stretching" is absolutely nothing compared to bending reality with a look?

he's the smartest man alive, he knows what he's doing, trust the plan

Wait a second lmfao is this the only time he stretches in the movie?

If she strikes him down he'll become even stronger than she can comprehend

MR. ASSFACE

Even the boob jiggle looks fake, sad

>le strong epic woman trope yet again
fuck off and die

>introduce famous stretchy man
>have a grand total of half a second of him using his powers
>gets turned into cheesestring
Jesus christ Raimi

She killed her enemy, which made him win

AAHHHHHH DWIGHT HELP ME PLEASE DWIGHT AAAAAAHHHHH

*gorilla marketing