Writes the movie with a role for himself in mind

>writes the movie with a role for himself in mind
>all audiences say he's miscast
lol

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How did le gris know the manor was empty to ride out for it

he looked like a villain from a low budget fantasy show

>le gris is LE BAD

irl he didn't. he just wanted to talk while husband was in paris but when he realized she is completely alone it progressed to just snuggle with a struggle.

Sounds like bullshit

>a medieval epic with kino atmosphere, character design and historically accurate all-white cast
>it's a feminist movie about rape
Talk about a monkey paw

American actors can’t play medieval characters. It’s not just that their accents are always shit, Americans literally have a distinct look about them that comes from being mutts of all European ethnicities. They don’t look the same as Europeans. Matt Damon would never pass for French

No. Bullshit is inviting your friend to trial to testify that you couldn't have possibly made the trip between two castles based on nothing but "trust him he knows horses" only for that friend to be later arrested for rape himself, while your trial was still going. The movie greatest sin was skipping over trail all together. It was a medieval equivalent of a judicial shitpost.

Correct. Without the asymmetrical, ogre-like deformities inherent to bongs, it just didn't feel medieval enough.

he was better than i expected desu

I think you just got it. Americans really do have more symmetrical faces than Europeans. I think it's because of the indigenous people who also tend to have more symmetrical faces. Still though, Europeans are more charming.

Nonsense

Bong

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Scotty doesn’t know!

kek what is that helmet?

the "you can see my face right? its me, damon, playing the medieval knight!" helmet

could just lift the visor

but then his face might be obscured and people might forget who is playing the part!

Then make a distinct bling bling helmet just for him or heraldry it's completely normal.

Now you're just asking too much of modern Hollywood.

The fuck is the point of having half a helmet if it only protects half your face?

How does that other dude raping someone has anything to do with his knowledge of horses? Are you retarded or what?

It wasn't as feminist as they wanted us to believe

>written by Ben Affleck and Matt Damon
lol I didn't even know.

Are you? His entire testimony was not an expertise it was quite literally "trust me bro he couldn't have made it, le Gris is a good boy", which Carrouges later countered by saying it's absolutely possible to make that journey. Le Gris protested that his dude is much more trustworthy in that matter only for him to go out and rape a woman, like a few weeks after. You don't see how it might affect the "trust me bro" testimony, especially when judicial system mostly values person chracter over the truth?

He only fights with right-handed enemies

>absolutely possible to make that journey
Just to rape someone's used up wife. Oh please Carrugecringe was after Le Gris lands and money, thats why king and court didn't give him shit even after he won a duel, they knew he and his wife were lying rats.

He covers the open part with his shield while peaking from the other side.

Is it worth watching when I know it's a feminist narratived rape story with 3 act/perspective?

Well yes. God has decided that Le Gris indeed made that journey and fucked someone old ass hag and payed with his life for it. I think Carrouges profited from the fame he gained after the trail far more than he could've from Le Gris's property. Pretending that Le Gris is somehow a winner in all of this is the sourest fucking grapes imaginable. LMAO.

Damon was not a miscast, infact he plays the role of a surly manlet with no friends quite well.
Ben Affleck was the miscast, almost comically so. And Marguerite should've been played by Sarah Gadon

For winning the duel Carrouges was granted titles and money from the king. Le Gris was humiliated and his body dragged through the streets of Paris

The only miscast role was Ben Affleck. Everyone else was fine

Still worth it for the first 2 acts imo

Uh huh foreigner

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>Europeans are more charming

Sure thing yuropoor

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worth watching once, it's not very rewatchable though. it definitely could have been shorter and less repetitive.

t. paid to see it twice.

how does one get an emu in europe?

>YA WALKIN' A FUCKIN' OSTRICH YA DAFT CUNT
>fuck off!

they're fast, you have to run after them.

>Le Gris was humiliated and his body dragged through the streets of Paris
Yet court still liked him so much they btfoed Carrougecuck and never gave him lands he so desperately wanted. He is part of history as a lying rat, no matter what Ridley Scott and co trying to do and revision the history.

Again, gobble them grapes up all you want. The God has decided that Le Gris is Le Cringe and died over some busted goods of another boomer. Hilarious.

I don't understand the europoor meme, aren't burgers the ones with awful medical and educational system, fast food culture and corn syrup in almost all the products?

Says who?

God? That's the whole principle of the trial by combat, yes? Le Gris got a dagger into his throat thus he is in the wrong. Both judicially and morally. No amount of town rapists testifying on his behalf helped him in that matter.

Carrouges didn't get those lands because they legally belonged to Pierre d'Alencon, not because the courts tried to cuck him or whatever you believe

according to the book which is supposedly based on medieval sources, he had his sidekick Louvel observing the chateau (which he could do inconspicuously because he used to serve under Carrogues and had a house in Capomesnil)

It's a bit unfair as Carrouges is supposed to be the more dull and stiff character compared to the flamboyant Le Gris.
French pronounciation aside, I think he did a pretty good job.

It was one of the things that was on stakes you historylet, go read about the actual case not hollyjew propaganda

>I don’t understand the Europoor meme
You should spend less time on Reddit.

>villain
more like hero

>Jaques is... LE GRIS

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>ruins the film with a single frame

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this is schizo overanalyzing, but I think that her version couldn't be objectively 100% true because of the difference of Hickey's reaction when Le Gris yells at him to get out. In her version he just casually fucks off, in Le Gris's version he looks upset like "why are you so mean to me". It doesn't make sense for Le Gris to only imagine that he had this reaction especially if he's seeing himself as doing nothing wrong here, but it's logical for Marguerite not to notice or care what the rapist's sidekick is thinking

Sometimes its good to be able to actually see things in combat. He only has face plate over his guard side.

>le bait
Touch grass.

I still liked it

hang yourself

>Is it worth watching when I know it's a feminist narratived rape story with 3 act/perspective?

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I actually believe that she made it up. I saw this as "gone girl" but with knights

>the libtard has entered the chat

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Even in Le Gris own account he banged her and she protested, or more accurately she "protested" ::wink wink::

>believing women ever

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This

>Touch grass.
Go back to twitter tranny

what happened to ben afflecks character?