Do you collect Memorabilia of your favorite kinos?

>outing yourself as a pseud, unprompted

>likes women
>dildos and butt plugs
Do coomers really?

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Respe-
>Bell Delphine

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Post shelf bitch boy lmao

homofagot

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Anyone else here watch their favorite kinos when on the move?

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grim

What do you tell visitors?

Who's the bird woth cum on her face on the poster?

goon?

:^)

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Losers get defeated very quickly

you do not wish to know

do selfimprovers really?

death to cumbrains

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Veruca James she stop teir pornstar

>goon IMMEDIATELY
Grim

Holy christ what a faggot

>veruca
absolutely top notch taste, I can tell it is a very high quality taste because it is the same as mine and I am a sophisticated man of many fine qualities

Do you expect this guy to ever have visitors?

reddit.com/r/GoonCaves/

>oh god I'm gonna SELF IMPROOOOOOOOOOVE my way into a full head of luscious hair, hunter eyes, high cheekbones, a wide jaw, broad shoulders, and a height of 6'3"!

forgive me, I kneel

Yea Forums is so fucking weird now
When I started coming to this site it was mostly advice animals and teenagers sperging out with a cute & funny thread here and there
Now it appears to be 90% spam by rabbis and 10% confused elderly posting 3/10 slampigs

yeah bro just keep cumming into a sock to ever increasingly degenerate shit that will make it all better

You fucking loser incels will literally make up a thousand copes why you can't get laid. You're a grown ass adult, be a Man for once in your life and take responsibility for yourself

Pure dogshit except for Catcher in the Rye and Infinite Meme.

>charley atwell
never thought I'd goon with a redditor
>how about a friend
aye I could do that

>reddit.com/r/GoonCaves/
That's it, I quit masturbation and porn forever.

Its my headcanon that Yea Forums is like the eldery retirement home of all anons. When the dementia starts kicking in and we all just revert to our adolescent selves posting porn like we've never seen it before

So there are real coomer centers

>HSG - Haircut, Shower, Gym, all it takes bro

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the internet is 100% fake generated by bots controlled by the jewish government

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600 cumbrain boards and they still INSIST on turning one of the best boards into pornhub comment threads. It's fucking pathetic

How will incels ever recover?

She's probably just a cripple fetishist. Like a more socially acceptable feeder.

wtf that’s literally me

i could slay some serious gash too if i was lucky enough to have cybernetic enhancements

O-Oh god fellow incelsisters... do we have a plan B?

there it is. this reply gets posted every time

>rich husband who knows he's at the bottom of the power dynamic and who you never have to have sex with beyond the occasional handjob (also he will die relatively soon so you can inherit)
no I bet she's with him for his personality

Speak for yourself kid. Why do you lower yourself as a man immediately in society? That's the only thing I don't get, it's one thing to be insecure but it's another thing to go on an autistic diatribe about how unfit of a man you are to complete strangers. You probably need actual therapy though. Hope you figure it out man, you probably aren't emotionally mature enough to use the internet which explains why you run to memes to cope or get your point across.

hmmm

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There’s no guarantee of that. People always take the guarantee.

Besides, there only a couple hundred bucks on display there.

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>heh, that's a beta mindset kid, disgusting. I recommend this great book that turned my life around - The Art of Not Giving a F*ck! It's a great intro to stoicism, after which I recommend Meditations by Marcus Aurelius, now THAT was a man. Obviously you'll never be that alpha, but the least your pathetic ass can do is try.

>I have the same fleshlight

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>tfw you're financially stable with your own place and a loving long-term partner but you sometimes wish you were a NEET mindlessly edging all day in his goon cave

I remember when I first started posting on Yea Forums in like 2010 we raided Yea Forums with retard porn. Now those were the KINO days

here you go sir

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Bruh. It’s Indians. Thought everyone knew this.

Lol, you think those guys are ugly. That explains everything.

All you have to do to get laid is a) cease being a sperg and b) be willing to settle. You're never going to land a 10/10, so just find an equally-autistic overweight uggo who loves you and cooks for you and sucks your cock like she's diving into an all-you-can-eat special.

imagine the smell

I bought four of them and then threw them away when I moved out of mommys basement. I slightly feel less like a loser now that I don't own them.

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>and this is our son's room, he's quite the feminist

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Imagine the smell

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH THAT'S LITERALLY ME!!! IF ONLY I HAD STUDIED MORE AND CUT MY HAIR BACK IN HIGHSCHOOL I COULD'VE BEEN A MALE MODEL DOCTOR MAKING 300K A YEAR WITH A 10/10 TRADWIFE EVEN THOUGH I ONLY HAVE 110 IQ NO CHIN AND RECEDING HAIRLINE!!!!!!!!

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when woman get dildos it's empowering user
just don't go overboard

Would this work if you did it on purpose? Get something that makes you more of a loser, then get rid of it, making you less of a loser, and then hope you can ride the self esteem wave to somewhere better than you were before?

He jawmogs everyone on this board

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You can meme and green text all you want and you don't have a "beta mindset" you need actual mental help like therapy

i bet he selfimprove so much

I keep ticket stubs of my cinema outings in my wallet.
Last movie I saw pre-pandemic was Sonic Movie 1 in 35mm.
First movie I saw post-pandemic was Dune in IMAX Laser, while the most recent movie I saw was Sonic Movie 2 in digital.

It's amazing that some "men" see themselves as complete failures on a genetic level and will sperg out if anyone disagrees. What causes this mental illness? Was it the internet era?
>No no no no, let me tell you exactly why I will never ever be loved and don't deserve to. Canthal tilt, gonial angle, zygomatic arch, etc.

>Bro all you need to do is be confident. That's it. While you're at it, buy my book on how to be ALPHA and become a patron to take part in my seminars while I spend 30 minutes answering YOUR questions about anything while I regurgitate from this generic advice book from 1981.

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These girls are making a living off of those dudes

>MEDS. TAKE. THEM. CHUD!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HORRENDOUS SIDE-EFFECTS WITH THE ONLY BENEFIT BEING BEING BRAINDEAD ENOUGH TO NOT EXPERIENCE SUFFERING ANYMORE?? JUST TAKE MORE!!!!!!!

Who's that thicc bitch on the cover of the SCORE magazine, anyone knows? Gianna?