Why aren't you a director or an actor if you like movies so much?

Why aren't you a director or an actor if you like movies so much?

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I dislike working with people more.

i want her to get niggered

Why aren't you a capeshit director since you like kids so much

Is the trial on yet today?

I love how she built up to saying Depp would shit his pants too

A multi-million dollar trial between an actor who the world thought was the most beautiful man for decades, and his ingénue ex-wife, has turned into an Uno-reverse play of peepeepoopoo

Thats like saying why arent you working and mcdonalds if you like burgers

QRD?
She should get an Oscar for this performance.

The movie business is like a filthy circus.
They only managed to get desperate clowns to sign up, and those are also easier to manipulate.

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>I'M ACTING!!

>Our family hunted and fished, but that was for fun.
>I also broke horses with my dad.
>*starts grinning*
Ambersisters, we won this case.

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>two actors going face to face in a trial in which their acting chops will have a direct influence on the judgement of the case.

Its kino

i must lay a sperm in her womb.

>she was taking his boots off after a long day of work
wow lewd

I like fucking women but I don't want to be one

i hate movies

10am EST I believe

I'm not Jewish

came to this board to post this

cheels

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>I also broke bucks with ma pa
>*starts grinning*

unironically I thought that was pretty cute idea. to come home and have your cute gf do that

In the middle of this mean crossword puzzle. Hey bros anyone got a word for "lying manipulative wannabe whore who likes to beat and demean men and poop in their beds." Four letters... hmm.

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so far listening to amber, Johnny seems is a really good fella to be around.

what is this facial expression supposed to convey?

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>Four letters
cute

It’s the face she made when she pooped on the bed

Amber Poo

girl

Dont want to suck hebrew cock

cunt

I don't like movies this is just blue Yea Forums

did this come up during the trial?

Objection, speculation.
She was trying to cry but couldn’t even fake it and went back to normal right after.
But in my expert opinion it’s a poopoo face a baby makes.

did Depp's lawyers cross examine her yet? I wanna see them rip her apart

she literally stole it

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Today hopefully

oi john i reckon put down 'CUNT'

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>What a shit load of fuck!

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Wtf Walter?
'That one had a longer fuse.'

I hate people.

>why aren't you a cook if you enjoy eating so much?

>Aaaaaand cut!

SIRS

this is the hernia that will start the chain-reaction for an amber-win

Seems like he buys everyone’s love.

jesus, how can he judge the case if he barely speaks fucking english

>shake the highlander was just a movie
>the highlander was a documentary, and the events happened in real time

You can literally see the Wall crushing her face day after day.

HOW CAN HE JUDGE

Somebody post the megapint pepe

good morning sirs is this the thread?

jannies will probably axe the thread for no reason

if he goes it's better for Johnny
they literally picked him because you know he's thinking "wow she so butiful, please amber I forgive slaps and let you go, show bobs and vagene"

Johnny struck me thrice that night. The first one came when the hour struck midnight. I had innocently asked him about the various engravings on his body. I was little to know about the pandora's box I had opened. The first striking was fast, and I admit my brain and body fail

at this point ive just gone to the pol thread, least there i can follow it without getting axed half way by the tranny janny

Why didn't depp's lawyers object to this guy? Amber shit on the bed and they're letting a poo enthusiast on the jury?
SIRS PLS

"NO AMBER TURD PLEASE DON'T SHIT IN MY MOUUUTH AAAGGHHHHHHH IT'S SO GOOOOD OH MY GOD MMMMMMMM YUMMY NOMPH NOMPH NOMPH"

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Did he break your wrist?

Pol thread is objectively trash

If this is off topic then Chappelle being assaulted on stage is also off topic.

Or Alec Baldwin shooting that woman too.

When it is a spontaneous thing yes but this bitch wanted to do it all the time in an OCD frenzy and got upset when she couldn't. It gets old quick

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>She should get an Oscar for this performance.
you mean a golden raspberry?

Why do Indians always do weird shit like this?

OBJECTION, overacting

Depp looking dapper

yeah it is but I just want to see amber eat shit without janny being janny

Was it bad for real?

Fired for stealing burgers.

Ive seen better acting at my kids school play

drip

What is he dreaming about Yea Forums?

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SIRS DO NOT REDEEM MISTER DEPP

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