Underwater Kino

Can't wait, bros!

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Uhhhh real dinosaurs had feathers

>They wave NOW!?

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Evolution isnt real but dogs are

THEY SWIM NOW?

crazy how /pol/ schizo shit about past life is limited to just the dinosaur threads

water dinos scare me and they will always will scare me. My brothers used to throw a scary plesiosaur toy in the pool when I was swimming. I don't like swimming (and by extension water) because of them.

Most animal can swim.

>plesiosaur
>dinosaur
wrong

Is it even possible for a T-Rex to swim? It's not as lightweight as a duck..

Eternally pissed off that we never got the swimming Trex scene in from the book in Jurassic Park.

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nobody tell them

it already looks like bullshit
the big dino is clearly not fit for the aquatic environment
>it has no fins between its digits

they wave now

You fags better discuss this when it airs

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Absolutely based.

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yeah but he's not hunting
a predator needs to be really fast and agile

What makes you think the Trex hunts in water? It's probably just swimming to another piece of land.

it cannot possibly a Trex, it would sink I think
And the picture depictates it as if he was ready to kill
>It's probably just swimming to another piece of land.
I think very few terrestrial animal do this, if any. The continents are big. A swimming trip is more a suicide than anything else.

>2022
>dinos without feathers
>dinos don't look like mix between chicken and parrots
>historic
Yikes. Jurassic park was more historic.

T.rex has hollow bones, air pockets. It's a theropod.

>noo Trex was fast and agile
and thus light weight
>nooo it would sink
make up your fucking mind

I will add another picture of an elephant for you

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what am I looking at?

a good boy

doing what?
what does he put in the bucket?

are your eyes painted on? he's putting rubbish in the bin

I thought it was a fish that jumped out of the bucket(of water)

then why did you ask?

because I thought it was a fish that jumped out of the bucket(of water)

if you believed that to be the case why did you ask "what am I looking at?"

dinosaurs aren't animals
no boobs and lay eggs

You are thinking of another term besides "animal" here friendo

He said "thought" which implies some uncertainty. Maybe he didn't want to colour the responses with his suspicions.

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underwater legitimately terrifies me bros

I don't care if it had hollow bones. A bigass fucking TRex must have weighted at least 10 tons.
But even if it was moderately lightweight, that does not mean this would have been fast in the water you nigger.
Being fast in the water and being fast on land require completely different members.
Your elephant probably max out at 5mph. Hardly a predator. Exact same with a theropod.

>if you believed that to be the case
I thought that might have been the case, so I asked to be sure
are you brain dead?

Who says the T.rex is fast in the water?

I had a dino art book as a kid with this picture in it and I had to skip past the page every time because it gave me nightmares

>TRex must have weighted at least 10 tons.
how much do you think a cruise liner weighs retard

therapods looking straight ahead/at the viewer is terrifying
POST MORE

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Horrifying to think there were most definitely spooky big eyed nocturnal dinosaurs that filled the niche of owls back in the day.

>T.rex has hollow bones, air pockets. It's a theropod.
>>noo Trex was fast and agile
>and thus light weight
make your fucking mind

God you are such a retard
Do you really think a 10 tons TRex would be fast in water ? you are such a fucking monkey nigger
>how much do you think a cruise liner weighs retard
yeah totally relevant. Oh wait no, because dinosaurs aren't powers by multiple 1000 horsepower diesel engines

Seriously shut your mouth you are beyond ridicule at this point.

You are arguing in circles, nobody here thinks that T.rex was hunting underwater.

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>I don't care if it had hollow bones. A bigass fucking TRex must have weighted at least 10 tons.
NIGGA EVER HEARD OF REALLY BIG BOATS?

Oh do shut up and learn to read properly.
Nobody's talking in circles. It's just some morron that says :
No a TRex don't sink because it has hollow bones
which I respond : even if his bones are hollowed it's still heavy as fuck
which the morron responds: but it can still be fast
which I repond : no it can't

while at the same time a second nigger wh cannot read says:
>What makes you think the Trex hunts in water?
Fucking nobody said that. I said that the dino clearly looks like it's going to kill, and that it cannot possibly be a TRex. TRex would never swim, they would fucking sink like a rock. They don't have a fat ass to float upon anyway

Is this the absolute state of Yea Forums ? No one can't fucking read ?

Didnt read, you literally said "it would sink", well it wouldnt. Nobody said it would be fast or would be hunting except you. Too bad!

Boats have a shape specially designed to be floating you crackpot
And anyway, floating isn't sufficient to move efficiently in water nigger, it's even probably a hindrence. Unless you are a fucking duck.

>cruise liners sink when you turn off the engine

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>It wouldn't
bullshit
>Nobody said it would be fast
somebody obviously fucking did, or are you too dumo to read literall 2 sentences ?
>Nobody said it would be fast
Fuck. I said that the picture depictes it like it would. I only said that it was horsecrap so no I sure as hell didn't.
And I never said that the actual dino on the picture would sink. I said that a TRex would.

Stop making inference it's pathetic. This is a text site. If you can't follow more than 5 posts, user I...

Well it goes towards what I'm saying isn't it ?
kek

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Jesus Christ the book was so good. People jark off to the movies but the books were so good.
>The T-Rex swimming in the river toward Grant and the kids until they reach the mangrove
>the T-Rex following them on the side of the river that he cannot access because of the trees
>Malcolm on his deathbed babbling like a schizo while the raptors try to come in the bedroom through the roof window
>Gennaro being a CHAD in the book and not a whinny little bitch like in the movie
>Muldoon being a GIGACHAD, blowing up raptors with rockets and shit
The only annoying character was Lex who is an unbearable little girl who can't shut her mouth in the book. I wanted to explode her skull against a rock blood meridian style during the entirety of this art of work.

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>Jesus Christ the book was so good. People jark off to the movies but the books were so good.
this
I've read them both
Everything was 10 times better.
The science, the character, the action, the gore, the story. Everything.

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honestly, i started reading jurassic park a month ago thanks to one of the numerous jurassic park thread on this board. And since then, i fell in love with Michael Chrichton. I have yet to read a bad novel from this man : JP, The Lost World, Congo, Prey, Eaters of the dead and now Sphere are all very decent reads honestly.
I swear i will feel like a hole inside of me the day i won't have another Crichton book to dive into.

Don't sleep on Timeline, fren.

Evolution is just a theory.