Character shaves

>not using an electric razor
there's no need to be completely smooth for a short while

Reminder for youngins, shave with the grain grain, reapply shaving cream, then shave against the grain for baby smooth clean shave.

Moisturizes the skin and hairs during the shaving process. Your skin ultimately feels and looks nicer for a while than just water shaving generally gives you. It's by no means necessary but it's not expensive so why not?

>character needs to take a shit
>doesn't spend 20 minutes shaking with anxiety first
>doesn't start breathing like a woman in labor
>doesn't almost pass out whilst he has the most painful shit of his life
>isn't dripping blood from his ass afterwards
Totally ruins my immersion.

>show is set after 2020
>every character has long patchy reddit beard
Really? Learn to groom yourself dude, jesus

>disposable razor
get a proper razor

eat bran
drink water
do cardio

Unfathomably based. You made it, king.

Yea Forums can't do even basic things like shaving.

Be extra careful when shaving against the grain. That's when cuts are more likely to happen because the skin gets pulled

Who even shaves anymore
Get a trimmer, faggot

I just use an electric "shaver" that is really just a trimmer. Results 66% as good for 5% of the effort. You should always be looking to optimize your time wasted with shit like this.

Get a double-edge safety razor from Dollar Tree. Stop sacrificing your faceblood to the Gillette Jew.

>you fags shave? lmao

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I ditched the Gillette Jew after THAT ad.

if you keep shaving with pic related then it is your own fault.

buy a safety razor or just a straight razor if you can

how the fuck i don't cut my self while shaving

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What's the proper method, bros?

Can I get recommedatios for decent brands? It seems all the ones at the supermarkets go blunt after 2/3 uses, fucking merchants

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Aye. There are plenty of other brands of quality razors who don't make commercials shitting on you for merely existing or show you the joys of teaching your tranny son to shave

Without the shaving cream it’s damn near impossible for me to shave, it’s just like ripping the hairs out of my face

safety razor + feather blades

dude go to the doctor

Imagine being raised in a single mother household.

stop being a faggot and get a straight razor. You'll be a lot more careful when it's a bigger sharper blade. and it's a better shave, and it's much cheaper to just resharpen those cunts than it is to keep buying your faggy little disposable razors or razors blades for the higher style ones that actually work more than half the time

I use soap

>I can't spend time on hygiene, I have to back to Yea Forums!!

lmao, you fucking woman

tell me what movie faggot I never seen someone take a shit in a movie

Shaving is more unhygienic in every possible way, redditor

See a doctor.
Source. I'm a doctor.
So come and see me, I want to get a good look on your asshole.

>tfw I use oneblade and get the best of both worlds

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>character brushes teeth
>doesn't spit blood into the sink like a crime scene

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Just use soap. The foam jew makes your beard feel like shit when it grows back.

>character shaves with cream
>somehow still has cuts
i hope that's not you user

pepe isn't a groyper stupid
only groypers have 3 arms

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>character goes to sleep
>wakes up refreshed with a clear mind

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thats his foot

lmao that's because you still have bum fluff. When it thickens out cream makes a huge difference.

You know what I mean!!!!

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>character takes a dump
>they don't accidentally piss through the gap in the toilet seat and soak their socks with urine

How did you acquire my picture?

Anybody tried those hair removal creams?

aye this has happened to me more times than I care to admit so I hold my dick downward when I sit down to take a shit

>His electric razor doesn't make him completely smooth
Buy a better one.

>character takes a shit
>doesn't smell so awful that he has to flush after the first wave

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>character doesn't brush teeth the entire movie
>other character's are able to talk to him without slowly moving backwards, eyes glazed over as they politely nod

>black dude at my company complained about facial hair policy because apparently shaving is too biologically spicy for them
>they scrapped the policy entirely so that I no longer have to shave either

We did it bros. It only took 400 years, but the white man finally benefitted from diversity.

How fucking small are your dicks? It's supposed to hang down due to its weight automatically.

Does your dick not touch the base of the toilet bowl whilst shitting?

>character is always clean shaven over several days even when he clearly hadn’t the time/facility to shave

>character shaves
>goes to bed
>visible stubble after waking up