How do you deal with paying for six streaming services just to watch some telly, Yea Forums?

Subscriptions really are the worst thing to happen with technology in, perhaps, forever, because at almost no point in human history has the concept of owning a thing you pay for ever been so catastrophically broken. I'll die on this hill.

With a hi hi ho and a hi hi hey, I’ll watch all my movies for free
The paypigs will stand in this thread and seethe
>pirates are all we can see!

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My guy

>Paying

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Yeah, but the ones with third party cartridges that cost

I agree with this. TImes are tough nowadays and I realised that I am paying a monthly fee to Cockyboys, Helix Studios, Staxus Entertainment, Doggyboys, Boyfun and Belami but I wasn't watching them day to day. In the end I kept Belami as it's got enough new content for me and Helix has been shit lately with too many zoomer haircuts. I prefer the 2010 era twinks like Matthew Keading and Scotty Clarke.

just pirate movies through TOR

are normies really that stupid?

i dont pay for any of these things

I suppose it is entertaining to watch them fight each other

i WILL NEVER PAY

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>paying

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>go to amusement park
>what do you mean I dont own the park??

It'd probably be easy to steal from people like this, they have so many subscriptions going out that if you got it set-up they would never know as long as it was a monthly charge

Some are scared that they will get sued or a virus if they do it wrong. Some see it as more convenient just to click buttons on their remote than pirate and hook up cables and all that shit. And then there are some people, and this is really unbelievable, who think it's morally wrong not to pay these multi billion dollar companies

Who the fuck is subscribing to YouTube plus?

Hush, you disingenuous boot licker. You're not fooling anyone.

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imagine paying for not just one but MULTIPLE of these things, you have to be extra retarded

you're not supposed to actually pay for most of those things.

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>pirate all my media
>dip bars and a kettlebell from craigslist for working out
>don't play wow
>don't own a car
>don't own a printer
Ascetic chads win the rat race by not playing

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none of these servies offer anything worth while
only woke trash
so i don‘t have them

>pay for a season of a TV series on Prime (had a girl over, didn't want a 'when he pulls out the HDMI cable' meme situation)
>go back to watch it again a couple of years later
>it's been taken down so the copyright-owning media conglomerate could put it up on Quibi+ or whatever
>I can't access it and I paid for nothing

That was the last straw for me. No more streaming.

Gym memberships are a total con for regular people. It's just not necessary for health. They're only necessary for athletes or aesthetic reasons

Netflix is the only one I pay for because it's the only service that offers something I can't get trivially for free.

By using a VPN I get access to the Japanese Netflix, and Netflix is literally the only company in Japan that gives even a single fuck about subtitling. It's honestly insane how much the japs hate deaf people.

>dip bars and a kettlebell from craigslist for working out

I don't give a shit what anyone says, you can't get shredded without a gym. You can get strong and you can have a nicely shaped physique, but there's no way you'll actually get the superman body.

You can't get shredded without steroids, dude. Going to the gym has nothing to do with it, that's just the easiest place to get them.

>but there's no way you'll actually get the superman body.
You shouldn't even aim for the Superman body. Maintaining it is a fucking nightmare

I don't. My Netflix is free on my plan. Rest I get from Caribbean Sailors.

Lmao what retards, how fucking boring is your life that you have to fill it with all this meaningless shit?

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maybe if you tried to listen to other people you migh t have heard about some alternative that people speak highly of

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There are no alternatives. I guess I could buy a fucking slingbox and find a buddy in Japan willing to break the law and possibly go to jail for 10 bucks a month, but those aren't realistic options. Services that offer subtitles are mostly just ripped from Netflix, and they don't have 1/100th of the selection because how many dudes are going to spend all day scraping the netflix library?

>How do you deal with paying for six streaming services just to watch some telly, Yea Forums?
By not being retarded enough to do that in the first place.

and here you go being def to my talking points. no wonder you have to seethe about, if you dont even try and understand what are other people saying. so prick up your ears and have a nice conversation with someone user

I don't gobe a fuck about superman body or other gay shit like that, I want to be strong, that's it

Go on then, what's your amazing source? If it's sitting in a discord for 5 hours to convince some chink to share his IPTV links with you, I'll pass.

Churn it. Since you can cancel any time, just have once service at a time, and cycle through them. They rarely release anything new and good so you can just check in once every six months or so. So you only need one sub at a time.

I'm not retarded enough to pay for subscriptions myself, but I have to use Adobe CC at work and it's unbelievable with how shitty they're handled that they actually charge a subscription for it.

havent you heard?

All user software is shit, it's unvelievable how it just can't be helped no matter the company. Only developer tools are occassionally well made

Have these people considered just not paying for all that junk? Who still uses a fucking printer anyway?

>all the streaming channels + cable
>apple music + spotify
>strava + fitbit + peleton
>twitch + youtubetv
No wonder people have no money at the end of the month

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Who the fuck pays for Strava AND Peleton?

It's a woman

People either pirate or share passwords

>Maintaining it is a fucking nightmare

Not if you're a manlet like me. I literally look just like Danny Devito from back when he was on taxi except I'm shredded as fuck and I ONLY do the basic stronglift's 5x5; only thing is that I'm up to like maximum weight. I can't go up any further because it hurts my hands.

Believe it or not, there's actually a "type" of chick that digs dudes like me and I've noticed they're all those hippie dippie holistic health guru chakra maniacs. It works out.

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your gf isnt real.

>totally had this girl over, bro

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>World of Warcraft

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Nah I totally agree
If that's what you want, more power to you, hit the gym and get to eating like a mental case
Me I just want to be better than average, and for that you don't need much

How grow a brain and don't pay for everything? Fucking retards everywhere.

Literally no one wants you to look like superman except gays.

>pirating through TOR
Go fuck yourself.

>paying for media

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Remember back when everyone was pirating and a bunch of corporations and governments went hard out trying to put new laws in and shit, with a ton of people getting dragged into lawsuits etc? We're in a golden age right now where that heat has died down but great content is available for free if you bother to seek it out. This is a good balance, normies stay away ree.

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Yes? It works well. Xnxx is the place

yeah I print my favorite threads to read on the toilet

>paying for burger entertainment
kek

You don't use tor because you have no idea how retarded you sound suggesting this

I literally pay 4€ for my 1gb mobile phone subscription and my gym. That's it. Why people choose to pay for spotify, Netflix, and other subscription services that don't involve necessary or sports-related topics is beyond me

You dont have to subscribe on all them at once. The absolute retards are ruining streaming and subscription for the rest of us.

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I really hate women.

>printer ink comes with a subscription
Fucking what
Are these the kind of retards that just automatically click OK to every window on their screen

I pay for Amazon prime, but that's mostly for the shipping. I have access to HBO Max and YouTube TV through siblings and have a robust plex server I keep stocked through my local library, Redbox and shares from others' Google drives.

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The society that accepts this is the one that accepts the stupidity of death by subscription. This image proves you can pressure the average person in accepting the most egregious of horrors.