>dude it's a show about that video game the smelly nerds played in the '00s >BUT it has strong women of color this time who fucking cares? who is even watching this? is Yea Forums just bots now and I'm the only real person?
Evan Martinez
dont waste a pizza this week bro...trust me i watched like 3 minutes out of this episode just fast forwarded all the way to the end-
Luis Scott
I lost it when this guy put the tiny glasses on and started smoking a cigar
The armors are well made, all things considered. That's probably where all the budget went. Costumes like this are hideously expensive, more than you'd expect.
Angel Nguyen
yeah it wouldn't surprise me if one of those costs a million
Logan Evans
i mean including planning/development etc
not the material costs
James Baker
I'm suffering through this show just like everyone else, but this episode was peak what the fuck is going on. At least they tied up some of the loose ends, maybe the next episodes will be more Spartan action. So sick of the side plots about things I don't give a shit about. Fuck.
Jonathan Morgan
If the rather unimpressive Martian Recon power armor in the Expanse cost 100000 dollars to make, a million would probably be in the right ballpark for these Spartan armors. Realistically speaking maybe not, but who knows.
Grayson White
are you fucking kidding? looks like it was made out of plastic
Carter Foster
how?
Adam Hill
None of this show looks or acts like Halo. Chiefs plastic armor is basically the only thing and he doesn’t even wear the helmet
Kevin Thompson
>it's a kwan episode I just skipped through it, someone give me a qrd, i can't stand that bitch and the madrigal b-plot suck shit.
I know what you mean. Very clunky movement. Almost like CGI would be preferable.
Zachary Robinson
They're almost certainly the suits Nightmare Armor Studios made back between Halo 2 and 3. Impressive, yes, but I only they were only selling the suits for $15k back then. I'm working off memory here so could be wrong, this was over 10 years ago.
Logan Morris
Costume armors always look like plastic. Doesn't help that you know they're plastic. These are comparatively pretty impressive though - I've never seen anything quite like it in film or TV. Usually when they try to make scifi armor, they make compromises and take shortcuts. It's rare to see a full-body armor that's actually fitted to the actor without it being computer generated.
Hunter Campbell
based i do the same
Lincoln Garcia
The design is based off the armor from Halo Infinite though, so it's highly unlikely that they're that old.
do these faggots with this hair know they look like simple jack
Aaron Miller
My hope is that Kwan goes from insufferable whelp to reserved UNSC cadet... That's definitely going to happen... Isn't it.... I don't see another path for her character other than stupid martyr
Sebastian Russell
dudes kai actress is only 30 years old? shes younger than me! riz is 35 and pretty good looking might i add
I'm sure the only reason that this dog shit show is getting a second season is out of nothing but pure spite.
Lincoln Powell
>its a fucking kwan ha episode ima keep it straight 100 g, im skipping this fr fr no cap
Ian Jackson
Her character acts like a teenager discovering the world for the first time. It makes her seem youthful and attractive. Would. Respectfully.
Hunter Jackson
She has a disgusting hillbilly pig face, the only people interested in fucking her are the male relatives of her white trash, inbred hick commune. What is the chink version of white trash hillbilly? Because she looks like yellow nigger propaganda, something to trot out to American bomber pilots so they don't feel so sad when they drop napalm on dink villages.
Ian Bailey
>kwan finds some sand witches, emphasis on the witches because they're literally all women, majority being PoC >she undergoes some bullshit spirit test maybe to test her resolve, i dont fucking know >gottlieb goes kwan ha hunting, dont know if he died but im sure none of you give a shit about him anyways >dave chappelle joins the fight and kills a bunch of gottlieb's men >ha thanks dave by giving her a ship and a shit ton of space cash that's about it nothing about the halo ring last episode or any covvie vs unsc drama
Isaac Sanchez
it is far gayer than even this tl;dr
John Edwards
Ladies and gentlemen, we have found our Eggman Nega.
this shit wont get a season 2 will it? we wont even see the flood show up.
Mason Sanchez
>>kwan finds some sand witches, emphasis on the witches because they're literally all women, majority being PoC
so they're just ripping Dune off now, I noticed they were using the desert planet, spice must flow bullshit with the dihydrogen bullshit, god nu-hollywood wrtiers are fucking hacks.
Elijah Turner
paramount already ordered s2
Asher Wood
>are you just watching for the Giant Aryan SpartanFu behind the mutt?
Yes, yes I am. I wish to have a SnuSnu waifu
Ian Ortiz
Not watching it at all, wdym?
Leo Perez
Lurk more newfag
Adrian Hughes
FFS last episode was tolerable, now this shit fucking ruins it. Honestly I'm mostly watching for Kai, Riz, Makee (even though she shouldn't exist) and some UNSC/Covie action. NuChief is nothing like MC but somewhat tolerable, I liked the way he reacted in the Halo vision. The rest can eat a bag of dicks, especially Kwan's whole storyline,
Ian Hall
Agreed, she's not particularly pretty, but the way she smiles makes her very atractive. Also would.
Joseph Cox
I don’t know a single person who made it past the second episode of this piece of shit.
John Walker
you guys are still watching this shit? Did it get better?
Camden Perry
its funny how kwan is kinda attractive outside of the show
Jason Rogers
Apparently it briefly improved when the desert planet plot disappeared, but nosedived again when the latest episode was all about the desert planet plot.
Colton Gonzalez
i dont know if this is a good indicator for it and it probably isnt cause i basically skimmed through the entire episode, but with the way things ended between dave and kwan, i'd say this might be the last kwan ha centered storyline in the season the remaining episodes might just be solely about the halo race now
Josiah Anderson
I don't think a kids' movie made in 2022 would show even the bad guy smoking a cigar.
Jason Powell
she used to go the acting school right next to my university. the show did her dirty god damn.
Liam White
What alien is this?
Aaron Evans
Give tall Amazonian gf
Dominic Martin
Holy shit, it's a Kwan episode. >imagine caring about Kwan >flashback shows us she was a cunt even while things were going her way >in ep 1, the "rebels" were treating the rookie as a child even after 2 years of active service with them that's just retarded >Soren just picked up and left like a faggot with his thumb up his ass >imagine caring about Soren's Hungarian lackeys >Reminder that Vinsher did nothing wrong He's a very highly cultured man, recites Shakespeare and Milton by heart, who cares about his people enough to know each street vendor by name, he put down rabid psychotic drug-addled terrorists like mad dogs because he had no other choice with the Covenant in play (even Jin Ha's right-hand woman supports Vinsher), and his only mistake was hiring a single-mum assassin who clearly doesn't understand what discretion is and who killed multiple others who were not on the hit list. Even his fucking driver Pete is apparently familiar with "Paradise Lost". >Kwan goes into sandstorm with no goggles slant-eyes >Kwan finds the freWomen from Dune >they look ridiculous >they even have bright blue eyes >"My name is Desiderata" No it isn't, nobody desires you >PLEASE don't tell me the fire turning to water is what the show thinks deuterium is If that's the case, please KILL ME ALREADY >When she "woke up" on the old ship I would have preferred it if everything up to this point had been a dream sequence >I'm gonna start calling Padan Fain "black smeagol" too >"Who are you?" "You know me..." I AM A MONUMENT TO ALL YOUR SINS >Kwan and her dad: "I/you did this all on my/your own" Way to erase the black man's substantial contributions, show, she'd be dead if not for Soren >"Vinsher's men are coming for me" "Let them come" I'm so sorry about them. Have they been touching forerunner artefacts too? >The vision tells our OC donut steel she's very special, who could have predicted this?
I'm only halfway through the episode?! Fuck me... (1/2)
You are fucking retarded to think if this costs $1,000,000 to make. youtu.be/GZWr-rrDIwI Maybe all of them combined with the amount they ordered. But no, it's not some random special one of a kind suits that has never been made before because even cosplayers have the same quality.
Ethan Hall
(2/2) >"Slipspace drivers" aren't huge tech you build a ship around, it's smaller than a car engine >Then you only put ONE security officer on this super expensive and important ship >Soren's left arm is much thicker than his right Not because of the makeup, but because he's been jerking himself off too often >rebel compound abandoned So it had no strategic significance whatsoever? Why were they living in the middle of the desert then? Why'd the covies attack it if they only cared about the mcguffin, not about killing humans? Why are the elite corpses just left there, haven't rotted in the sun, not stripped for tech or sold on the black market? >where are the human corpses? >"white man dislikes something, he must be afraid of it" top kek >Vinsher shoots indian lady Trying to make me stop defending the cardboard cutout of a villain, I see >Pirate considers being called a bounty hunter an insult I don't even know what's happening at this point >I don't even question Soren having enough time to go back to his place, give a party, raid a ship, then go back to Madurigaru >Sky pipe = orbital lift So if this encampment features a massively important gas line, and is thus significant, then why is Vinsher not here managing it? Did they hire lobotomised writers or something? >I want to make a joke about rooting for the SS officer, but I can't, both sides are obnoxious and retarded and so is the UNSC >are those Rhodesian dollars, or are they supposed to be rhodium ounces? At least rhodium is expensive, so that kind of makes sense. >no snipers, no explosives to take Kwan out in the little building >literal explosive barrels on the ground for Soren to use >the fuck was that knife toss >soren isn't using an M6D magnum I'm disappointed >PETE, NO! >VINSHER MONOLOGUES! Doesn't even shoot Kwan when he could >Kwan cripples her planet's economy even further >Does it rain heavy water on Madrigal? I agree with Soren, I hope to God we don't see her again
>dink villages ahhh so close to perfection. had a hearty chuckle regardless
Liam Martinez
adjusted for inflation that's roughly six million
Jackson Myers
I am watching it because of Nik Sobotka from the docks.
Bentley Cooper
I have nothing against the actress, she definitely got the very short end of the stick on this one. The show is an improvement if she's not on, but it's not her fault. No one could save the train wreck that is her storyline. Which I don't get why it was created, there's plenty of tolerable female characters on the show already like SpartanFu, Riz, Makee, Cortana, even Miranda and that extreme bitch version of Halsey. Kwan's introduction is pointless.
John Wood
Why can't Americans realize that the Chinese don't want to see wartime propaganda looking motherfuckers in media? This is WORSE for the Chinese market than having no Chinese characters at all.