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Well, I now have witnessed the most unbelievably stupid conclusion to a stupid show ever.
I don't even know where to start, maybe with a bullet to my head.

why was nine afraid of raffi
because raffi 8 7

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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WTF, you guys lied to me, Star Trek Discovery Season 4 is good!!

lowbrow but i kek'd

>Pike immediately says fuck the Prime Directive

Thumbs up already

star trek, everybody

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Thanks I hate it. I can't wait for all the other surprises Kurtzman has in store for us.

Liberal 9/11 strikes again

damn i should have said "why was number one afraid of raffi" but these shows give me brain damage

that's it. i'm buying all the DVD's of TOS - ENT and never touching anything else made by these kikes ever again

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Just pirate it, they will only use the money to make more kurtzman shit.

i dare you to unsubscribe when you're done

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They're not. Pike just mentioned the Eugenics War takes place after the Second American Civil War in the 21st century.

>random "galactic event" pulled out of the writer's asses to explain the entire season
>and why the Gerber baby shows up as a Borg to take control of a fleet of ships

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This is all le DRUMPHs fault

So the nutrek shows aren't even consistent with themselves now, let alone canon.

With canon*

She's looking awfully good for being like 400 years old

They managed to outdo the space tentacles.
This one they didn't even bother to attempt to explain. Just random flaming asshole in space appears to be a doomsday event that is defeated in under a minute.
Absolutely amazing, peak Kurtzman.

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>no one knows the statue of liberty doesn't look at manhattan
lol

dang

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>divisive time in US history
>no one is supposed to talk about it ever
It's not like Pike took a side.

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How relevant even was it to the plot? Would the episode lose anything if that sequence were left out entirely?

I liked it.
If only they'd led with this instead of what they've done for the last 6 years.

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SNW ending, kirk's brother is now working on the bridge with spock.

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Uh yes, it's the entire fucking point

Looks just like Jim Carrey. He even has the same air of "this production shouldn't be taken seriously".

well...

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Show, not tell.

Grandma no!

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I clapped so hard at this. First we got to see Spock's sister, now Kirk's brother!!!

Know know in the original it was Shatner with a silly mustache right

Well then it's hardly about finding "Strange New Worlds" or Star Trekking now is it.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING
first mathesar borg queen now crewman #6 kirk
bravo kurtzman

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It's difficult to understate exactly how fucking stupid you are.

You can't deny what a horrible look this is for a first episode, and I don't care to watch it to see how you think I might be wrong.

SNW RUNDOWN

>Pike has PTSD from knowing he will be a vegetable
>Uhura is proud indepepdant black womyn prodidy
>Chapel is le quirky twitter girl
>Gorns killed and mutilated the native bitch's family and she is the sole survivor, so I guess that will be this show's klingons
>Riot where a bunch of redditors and poltards started the 2nd civil war and the eugenics war i guess
>Jim Kirk's brother is now working on the bridge with Spock

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>Gorn
>Pre TOS
I guess this show cares about canon as much as STD did huh.

>Borg join the Federation
Holy shit they're trying to end Picard S2 on as stupid a note as possible.

>Show, not tell
Guinan literally dictates the remainder of Rios' life story to Picard over drinks. He basically dies off-screen after the wife "leads a movement" and the kid becomes another amazing scientist who saves the world. It's atrocious. I'm convinced they fucked over Rios on purpose.

Literally crying. Star Trek is back.

>>Uhura is proud indepepdant black womyn prodidy
They made her more like Tilly instead of Burnham, which is an improvement.

Serves you right for getting your hopes up you stupid fucks. Kurtzman wins again!

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I literally don't care about STD/SPIC, I just want SNW to be better than both. So far it seems to be.

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This... so much this.

He actually had a brother tho.

LORE RAPE

>Eugenics War takes place after the Second American Civil War
But Eugenics War happened in the 90s?

ds9 is bad tho

Literally the only bad thing about SNW #1 is that it's an episode about how the Prime Directive is fucking stupid and it was right to ignore it, that thanks to continuity is forced to end the episode saying no actually it's so important that we're renaming it "The Prime Directive" and you're gunna follow that order from now too Mr Pike

Spock himself admits the records from the era are fucked.

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wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooongggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg

"Prime Directive?"

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>Star Trek is back.
You betcha! You can thank me later!

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>mfw i see a black person

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>Let's bring the Borg back!
>Let's bring the Gorn back!
What are the chances tribbles are coming back again?

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