watching multiverse of madness, i will post what happens so you don't have to watch this garbage
after im done i will edit it in adobe after effects and delete the 12 seconds of lgbt scene and call it the "Saudi Edit" which you all should spread over twitter
it will not release in America until Friday (tomorrow)
also
>pic related
scene 1 :
the scene dr strange and american chavez (dyke mexican) are running in some magic world and some monster creature running after them, and there is a book at the end of the path which they want
it want's chavez's powers (not explained why) and then dr. strange says
>"i can't let it have ur power, so ima kill you"
but before he can the monster kills him, and he does some magic and he wakes up
p.s.
the first lines are in spanish, and dr strange also replies to her in spanish, i ended up thinking i downloaded a spanish dub, but this is the english one
Too late, saw it already.
>after im done i will edit it in adobe after effects and delete the 12 seconds of lgbt scene and call it the "Saudi Edit" which you all should spread over twitter
based. remove the part where they show her marrying a nigger as well.
But i see that happen all the time. Its pretty normal.
scene 2:
dr strange wakes up in bed (was it all a dream?), he puts on his clothes and goes to his wedding
he has some gay convo with another doctor about thanos, then his wife comes down the aisle, and dances with her black husband while he looks and cries like a cuck
she and him then have a convo at a bar, she says how her husband is a big fan of him, and how they can never be together
i think i will put ryan gosling's face over his
scene 3:
some trouble is happening downtown
dr strange goes to save the day
he sees dyke chavez running around
she is being chased by some octopus monster
he kills the monster
he recognizes her from his dream
he gets knocked out by the ocotpus monster while fighting it
wong comes out of a portal to fight as well
his cape flies and tries to save lesbian chavez by flying her away to a ledge on a skyscraper
strange wakes up and he defeats the octopus
wong and strange fight the monster while dyke is about to fall of a skyscraper ledge (they are all climbing the side ofa skyscraper)
his wife and her black husband are also watching from another building's balcony
they all do a bunch of capeshit stuff fighting the monster
strange takes out it's eyeball and kills it
scene 3:
strange asks the lesbian mexican who she is and why the creature was chasing her
she steals his sling and run away
he catches her and says how he saw her in his dream
she says that wasn't a dream it was another universe
they goto a coffee shop and have a gay capeshit convo about the multiverse
convo involves gay comedy quips and weird typical marvel awkwardness (they think this is funny) about spiderman and if he looks like a spider and shoots webs out his butt
more gay convo and quips about how shes from another universe
she starts speaking spanish, strange doesn't understand
more gay quips about "no habla espanol dr strange"
wong who speaks spanish replies to her
more gay convo about his wife Christine and getting cuck'd
they get back on track about the octopus
she says it wanted to kidnap her and steal her power
her power is that she can travel through multiverses, but she can't control her powers
she says they need a "book of ashanti" so dr strange can get more powers to help her
gay quips about how wong is technically sorcerer supreme
she whines about how he tried to kill her in his dream and it wasn't a dream it was real
dr strange says to prove it wasn't a dream
scene 5
she shows him a dead dr. strange from another universe (the one from scene 1 died)
he says dreams are windows into the lives of our multiverse's selves
gay quips about how his nightmares about clowns are real
they ask her whats her name
she says "America Chavez"
they invite her to join their team
she whines about how they might betray her like the other strange did
strange says i guess u gotta trust me
they bury the dead strange
they detective the creature's markings
strange says its not sorcery, it's witch craft
they need wanda's help
trannies burn in hell, you have lost my respect for watching capeshit
scene 6
wanda making cake
she has 2 kids (imaginary?) and shes a single mom
gay convos about em being a family
actually it turned out it was all a dream and she wakes up
shes crying like a little bitch
scene 7
its a apple farm
dr strange shows up
more gay convos about how she makes apple sauce
more gay convo about wandaville i think (i never saw it)
convo about multiverse and her joining their team
gay convo about avengers
wanda says to "bring america chavez dyke here"
she realizes shes a woman and so shes stupid and dr. strange never mentioned the lesbian's name
she reveals shes the bad guy and reveals the farm is some wasteland
she has some magic floating book
she says her master plan is to goto an alternate universe where she isn't a eggless roastie and has kids
scene 8
gay convo about her being a eggless roastie
more gay convo about her master plan to get some eggs
feminist convo about why men can break the rules and be a hero, but when women do it they become the villians
she says her new name is "the scarlet witch"
scene 9
strange is in the chinese temple kamertogue or something
they have more gay convos about magic and other marvel tv shows
they say how scarlet witch is in their prophecy to destroy the world
they go into war mode
scene 10
wizards from around the world come (lncluding the chinese people from Chang Shi)
lots of diversity wizards
wanda comes as a giant black cloud
strange and wanda have convo about the lesbian
she says if she gets to kill the dyke, she will reward him by sending him to a universe where he doesn't get cuck'd by his wife
he says no
everyone gets ready to fight
gay quips
more gay convo and some autism from wanda about dyke
wanda attacks
wizards have forcefield
she cant get in
she spergs out trying to get in
she mind controls em to break the forcefield
big gay fight starts
All I want to know is; Is Wolverine anywhere in this movie? I fucking hate any Marvel movie that isn't Spiderman 2 or Logan
Yes, Hugh as Wolvie has a short cameo alongside Charles Xavier. He tries to fight wanda and makes a reference at his previous fight with Dark Phoenix and then dies in the same manner (don't ask me why he would remember a timeline where he died)
scene 11
she kills all the minority wizards cause angry white women rank higher on the diversity scale
strange traps her in some wizard mirror dimension
shes stuck
she uses the reflections to get out
more gay convo about her kids and how she dreams of em
more fighting
dyke teleports into another dimension with dr strange
What about ghost rider
Yes he also has a short cameo driving by you don't see Nicholas Cage though just CGI rider. He's in one of the random universes they hop to along with Bruce Campbell playing Ash from Evil Dead in another.
scene 12
they teleport through various universes
they go through a spiderman 2099 and spiderman noir one too
post Olsen feet or fuck off
> this was supposed to be Marvel’s epic multiverse movie
kek
IS TOM CRUISE IN THE MOVIE OR NOT? WE NEED TO KNOWWWW
scene 13
they arrive at some eco-friendly future universe
gay convo about getting back to their original universe
she whines she can't
she says she can't dream and is a special snowflake so there are no copies of her
gay convo about magic
they go search for the dr strange in this eco friendly universe
they never show her feet, shes wearing boots in all scenes
Yes although very very short. He doesn't die to Wanda kinda just flies away
No. Krasinski Reed is though. And when Xavier shows up (only to get killed by wanda like a minute later) it plays the X-Men TAS theme.
scene 14
gay convo about how this universe is socialist communist utopia and food is free in most universes, everyone has free healthcare, free college, trump doesn't exist etc....
>superheroes?
I am not reading all that shit
wtf is this thread about
it was one line about food being free, and the food wasn't even free. don't lie
I don't know what the fuck Disney was thinking when they did this movie after No Way Home which was a Spider-Man live action nostalgia fest.
This could theoretically be a better movie than No Way Home which had some problems but without going balls to the walls in crossover nostalgia they done fucked up.
I mean you seriously couldn't bring in Fassbender to be Magneto?
OP is just telling us how pozzed the movie is and which parts are pozzed.
scene 15
we are now 40 min into the movie, 1/3rd of the way
they encounter a memory reading machine
they see a memory hologram of this universes strange who is married to christine
they also see the lesbian dyke's memory of her 2 gay lesbo "moms" (who will never be real woman)
>starts at 42:40 - 44:27
won't describe it because nobody needs to see or know about that gay shit
anyway this is the gay scene i think, that mentions her lesbian moms, ill make sure to edit it out
>2 moms
I stood up and clapped.
>ill make sure to edit it out
thank you but im still not going to watch a yidsney baby movie
there are no transgender people in this movie
This movie isn't just bad, it's downright embarrassing.
Captain Marvel looks like a man.
scene 16
they are still walking through this eco-friendly universe havn't found the other dr strange yet, just gay convos about their back stories
they find a statue of this universes dr strange, who is died defeating thanos
they meet mordo (who is good in this universe) who is expecting him
scene 17
gay convos about multiverses and wanda etc....
mordo tells em how the gay book wanda has can let her travel multiverses too
mordo sleep drugs em both during their convo in their coffee and says hes gonna rape em
he says they are the real threat to the multiverse
I’ve literally never seen a Lesbian couple have a kid in my life and I lived in LA for 8 years. Why the fuck is this trope becoming a thing?
>i think i will put ryan gosling's face over his
Fucking based
faggot propaganda
BASED user
scene 18
wanda doing spell to goto the eco-friendly universe
she processes the wanda in the eco-friendly universe (who has kids, and is a single mom)
gay scene about her having kids and she cries cause she was always a expired roastie
zoomie kids sing gay cringe song about how they love their mom
back in the original universe she has wong tied up and the black womyn comes to save him
>dreams are windows into the lives of our multiverse's selves
>there's a version of me creampie'ing prime Natalie Portman out there in the multiverse
haha nice
Τhat is so nice to know at least, a version of me had sex with Eva Green and Kendra Lust as well.
scene 19
the black woman comes to save wong
she makes a gay quip about how men need minority women to save them
she's a Wakanda sorcerer too and gets her powers from vibranium
she says they gotta destroy wanda's magic book
brave black women runs up and destroys the book
the book burns her alive and she dies
wanda gets pulled out of the other universe dream cause of it
she's angry now and takes it out on wong
she tells him to get her another magic book
she tortures the other wizards unless he tells him
he cucks out and says there is another book in some magic dangerous place
she forces him to go fetch it for her
scene 20
strange wakes up he is in the illuminati place
they have him jailed and his powers suppressed
his wife christine works there but she is redhaired in this universe
gay convo about how they need to quarantine them cause they may have covid-19 and multiverse travel is restricted
they need to get vaxxed + get 3 booster jabs before they can be let out
strange says who makes up this stuff
she says "me" in a strong feminist tone
she says shes a strong women and is the head scientist in charge and she doesn't need a man (aka him)
>they may have covid-19 and multiverse travel is restricted
>they need to get vaxxed + get 3 booster jabs before they can be let out
Raimi, the absolute madman did it again.
scene 21
we are half way through the movie
mordo comes and says the illuminati will see him now
we cut to another scene (with wanda and wong in the top of the snowy mountains)
wanda strong wymen convo scene
they are in some ancient demon lord's tower
they see the spells from the magic book are inscribed on the tower's walls like egyptian hieroglyphics
rock monsters appear
they are about to fight
but they bow down to wanda cause she's a woman
Keep it up OP
Thank you for your work user-san
scene 22
back to illuminati HQ (the avengers/shield/hydra etc... of this eco-friendly universe)
iron man robots take him to professor xavier
mordo introduces em to all the illuminati
strange makes some quips (like every single person does in MCU movies)
black captain marvel yells at him and says "is this a joke to you?" in a srs feminist tone
strange makes more quips
captain Britain yells at him too
the women threaten they can kill him
gay convo about multiverse is dangerous
angry black captain marvel talks like a loud black women and says her snarky quips
gay convos about scarlet witch, magic , etc.. more loud black women moments
they say how dr strange is the most dangerous in the universe and wanda good gurl who dindu nuffins
professor x shows up (patrik stewart looking a bit old)
KEEP IT GOING OP
scene 23
back to wanda/wong in ice mountain demon tower
they have more convos about wanda's master plan and multiverses
wanda gets angry and throws wong off the tower and into an abyss
she does the multiverse spell again to go posess the other wanda in the eco-friendly universe
back to illuminati scene
they explain how strange in their universe turned evil from the magic book
angry black women captain marvel throws in her quip about how white man bad
flashback scene of how they killed thanos and then killed strange cause he was dangerous
gay convo about all dr.strange are bad
building is breached by wanda
delete the britain and captain black woman fight with wanda but show their death
scene 24
wanda destroying iron man robots
professor charles tells strange to get the mexican lesbian and get the good magic book
he says quote reference from x-men "just because someone stumbles and loses their way doens't mean they are lost forever"
also christina (the red haired eco-friendly universe) is the tony start of this universe who is a super smart strong womyn who can do anything like build the iron man robots
she tries letting out mexican lesbian but computer errors and stuff
then this scene pic related happens and fight scene
bump for based OP
what a dumpsterfire of a film