The way I remember it, it was always Interview With A Vampire. What happened?

Armand was such a useless old faggot. You can use your time to figure out how to control the entire world but instead he was living in a fucking basement with off broadway actors and lamenting about Louis' boipussy.

How long until you would go into the sun?

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Why did they have to sleep in coffins?

They didn't the french Vampires were just larping.

and why did he have to sleep with claudia

But Louie tells the interviewer that it’s a necessity, right when he tells him that crucifixes and wooden stakes are harmless.

When the fuck are we getting a Necroscope adaptation?

Howdoes choice relate to justice tho?

I thought it was Interview with uhhhhh Vampire

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Armand.

In the book he also fucked real boys.

he only thinks it is because lestat did, louis' whole problem was that lestat didn't teach him shit (because his maker killed himself the morning after like a douche) and he wasn't chad enough to wing it like lestat did

As i get it most anne rice vampires are useless old faggots
They seem generaly uninterested in anything other than looking fabulous, drinking blood, having gay sex and didling kids
Might be wrong didnt read the books

only cuz he was sold into sex slavery by turks and marius continued to groom him into a gay slut because marius was from the time of grecian boyfucking. armand had no chance

why can't he just drink hobo's blood?

too weak. even a hobo can resist him physically and mentally

after eating received beans 100 times you’re gonna want a steak sonny. And by steak I mean a 115lb twink

Wasn’t it revealed in the books that the origins of vampirism is some kind of sci fi precursor race fuckery?

>figure out how to control the entire world
They are depressed sad sacks forever stuck in their own time.

Reminder that Lestat isn't gay he's just an artist (and also French).

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umm... d-did you just heckin' mandela effect me dude?

Get enlighten and you'll be able to choose.

Sauce? I love that sort of thing.

Nigger bump

A Interview with an Vampire

i guess to stop potential sunlight from coming in maybe

Ruck off retard

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Because niggers are afraid of dead bodies.

To avoid sunlight
It's comfy

Tinfoil Take: This is all intentional to test generational memory and information dispersion in the 21st century. If they can change the name of something or a situation then they can effectively change history entirely.

Is that the same trashy vampire book series my gf is into? In that case they're atlanteans who are powered by nanomachines that need blood to function.

in my native language it was indeed called interview with a vampire, i have a cd cover somewhere

>in my native language

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This was my go-to vampire movie for a while until I saw Only Lovers Left Alive. Any other vamp kino out there with same VtM:B feeling about them?
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Also Copolla's Dracula was alright apart from Keanu.

And this is why simpler stuff is better. Just work with the classic origin story and put it into different light instead of making up shit like this for a cheap plot twist value.

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Lestatbros... I did this

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>They only ever test if retards can remember which article was used in a movie title or how to spell the last name of the bear jews
Live in fear everyone

Did you read his book, user?
>very close to his mom
>hates his dad and brothers for not "getting him"
>moves in with a violinist
>spends the nights talking to him about deep stuff
>one is inspired by the other's art
>calls him "my love"
>pines after him when transformed
>go after him to transform him as well

And also this

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No, it's an ancient ghost possessing an Egyptian Queen cursed by two witches she brutalized. Eventually she gets killed and replaced by one of the twin witches.

He's bisexual. I believe his true loves (despite what Rice tries to push later with Rowan) are Nicholas, his best friend of life, and his mother Gabrielle, and every single relationship he had after was chasing after them because both rejected him.

...

Tom cruise killed it in this movie its a shame his always typecast as a action man in movies.

Are there any Anglo Vampires in the books? Seems Ann Rice idolizes France.

More like its a shame he didn't take more non action rolls.

We missed out on kino because he wanted big bux

>received beans

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Meds

Yes
Take them

more like poop movie do you remember poop

David and Jessica.

le not even trying forced meme sneed

This but the opposite.