He was supposed to be the next De Niro/Pachnnio. What went wrong bros?
He was supposed to be the next De Niro/Pachnnio. What went wrong bros?
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He started wearing dresses and probably gets pegged by his wife.
Not enough directors of a similar calibre to the kind de niro and dunkacchino were working with when they were a similar age
Whats his equivalent of godfather or taxi driver? It doesn't matter that he's a solid actor, the studios are investing in fundamentally shite films nowadays.
There is literally nothing with being pegged. Now, the women's dresses, that's just beyond the pale.
>Pachnnio
he's a homosexual
Anither career tarnished by the Mouse. He even went back to them to make a fool of himself in Moon Knight. He should do what everyone else did and tell Disney to fuck off.
>What went wrong bros?
he's not a very good actor and is like 5'5''
His Oscar bait was titled "A Most Violent Year" but was actually just a really boring movie about a heating oil salesman.
Beat me to it.
He had a really nice streak with Ex Machina/A Most Violent Year/Inside Llewyn Davis, then was co-opted by the capeshit machine. Reminder to not follow actors (see: Fassbender) so much as promising writers/directors. Ideally non-Amerimutts who aren't likely to be dickmatized by MCU for more than nine months.
Dunk is also a 5 foot midget
He needs to shoehorn his way into an Eggers joint, pop in to tarintino's last project and either hit up the safdies or zahler to complete the modern kino kock karousel.
Who actually thinks this guy is a thing? I have no idea where it's coming from. Aside from some small niche movies he is known to the world as swarthy nuwars greaseball spic #3 (of 9)
>Inside Llewyn Davis
is the only decent thing he's done and he just plays a mopey asshole
dude has ZERO range and is a bad actor
He was the guy Ryan Gosling wanted to cuck in Drive
Nu-Wars will forever associate him with memes ruining his legacy.
This pasta from 7 years ago was always accurate
>By falling for the Oscar Isaacs meme you're every bit as bad as the people lining up for the latest Chris Pratt flick. These men are marketing tools, not actors. Inside Llewyn Davis was a hollywood shill job made for the express purpose of creating a new "legitimate" actor to be used in subsequent capeshit releases in order to attract the "film buff" demographic to maximize profits. This happens all the time in hollywood. They pluck out a new star with an inoffensive face from obscurity, put them in an indie shit on the cheap, and bam, they now have "legitimacy" "wow look at this hot new talented actor" appeal and can now be a new "artificial star" to hinge your summer tentpole release on.
>It is all fraud, a manipulation. Oscar Isaac is no more an artist, no more a human being even, than the new mcdonalds festive hamburger promotion. He is smoke and mirrors, a light show, a pretend actor.
>Exact same career progression is true of all of the shilled meme actors of late. Lawrence, Fassbender, Hardy. By supporting these "lesser known" critical darling you are only enabling the pre-production marketing phase of the capeshit machine.
>Isaac is lying to you with his very existence.
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The Card Counter. Decent flick. Written and directed by the same guy that wrote Taxi Driver.
It’s true. Same with the soi wars ooga. Remember all the shilling for him before tfa? “Oy vey did you see attack the block? He’s literally the best nigg ever please watch tfa”
he's a fag
Also Inside Llewyn Davis
two first names
ethnically ambiguous
He was never going to De Niro ot Pacino because they actually did decent movies
>nothing wrong with being begged
plenty of things wrong with being a faggot.
>heating oil salesman
wat.
You mean oil lamp salesman, cooking oil salesman?
Ryan Gosling was really close to being in Disney Wars. He likely was being eyed to play Poe. Our boy found a way out
He did what Whoopi Goldberg did and gave himself a Jewish last name to get a step up in Hollywood. His really last name is Hernandez or some other typical Spanish name.
He was great in Scenes from a Marriage so I forgive him for being in capeshit
It's ontologically impossible for a sex act between a biological man and a biological woman to be gay.
How was that compared to Bergman's series anyway?
Never saw the original sorry
>What went wrong bros?
He can only play himself, he has the same acting range as Ryan Reynolds, as in none.
Also De Niro and Pachino had tons of on screen presence, he doesn't.
this
He's not Italian.
He's got a pretty FAT ass ngl
Please tell me how this is different from any other era in Hollywood
Because capeshit is the worse thing to happen to hollywood
Go watch that one south american heist movie he’s in with Ben Affleck. He runs circles around all the other actors in that movie. The guy may not have a lot of range but he does his schtick fantastically
He clearly cares more about money
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Heating oil, retard.
Movies aren't that good now, those roles aren't out there
Many of the greatest actors were manlets: Pacino, Deniro, Pesci, Hoffman, Brando, Dean, Bogart, Cagney
You haven’t read up on westerns much, have you
>boring movie
>boring name for a company
>boring slogan
Westerns could be made on the cheap and didn't rely on a handful of billion dolllar franchise properties. Although loads of westerns were churned out for quick bucks, it was a genre that was open to much more varied exploration.
Majority of actors are manlets. Some of the worst actors of all time were also manlets
This movie is SUPER comfy, relaxing.
Almost like Leaving Las Vegas
He started accepting capeshit and popcorn movie roles.
I tried to watch that, lasted maybe 5, maybe 10 minutes max. Other similarly titled bad movies:
A Most Wanted Man - boring despite PSH and Rachel
Our Kind of Traitor - first scene is gross sex scene
Óscar Isaac Hernández Estrada
Triple Frontier?
This is the right answer.
His career peaked somewhere right in these two minutes.
youtube.com
Netflix original content sucks in general, but I was psyched for this. First scene: sassy, strong woman commanding the guys. Woke agenda in the face as usual. That's all I watched.
The Mayor of Yonkers
i said some small niche movies
neither is pachnnio