AND THEN HE HIT ME

>Artie Lange voice: "WAAAAAHHH."

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He's hitting her... And then he's going to hit ME!... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

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She managed to squeak out a tear, huh? I just got to Amber's testimony a few moments ago. One moment she's pretending to be in severe emotional distress, the next moment that's gone and she's speaking matter-of-fact about her parents and buck breaking.

Walled and cant act. Its over for her even if she wins

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Kek would like to see her do the truffle shuffle though

Is she laughing in the inside do you think?

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>All that work, couldn't force a single fucking tear.

she looks like someone deadlifting when she is fake crying, rofl

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do you know how many pounds of pressure it takes to break a human wrist?

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Will she be typecast as a a lesbian camp counselor?

lmao his face had me dying when she started talking about the cavity search

t. Officer Squarehead

She will choose to be gay after all this is over, just watch. She’ll cite muh abuse or whatever.

most realistic crying face i've seen in cinema desu

CAVE EXPLORER

AND THEN HE SLAPPED ME WITH HIS PENIS

>UH OH HERE COMES THE FUDGE

DID A... A GRUMPY.

Looks like Seydoux

Depp is like Liam Neeses apparently. But only on women. And his bodyguards never step in and stop whoever is putting hands on him.

AND THEN A PUNCH FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

AND THAT WAS WHEN HE RAPED ME WITH A VODKA BOTTLE! I WAS PRAYING THAT IT WASN'T THE BROKEN ONE!

Shut up amber
put on your hot doctor again

And that really hurt me feelings

AND THEN WHEN I TOOK JUST HALF A SHROOM--I WASNT EVEN HIGH AF--HE FISTED ME

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...AAAANNND..CUT!

AND THEN HE PUNCHED THE WALL RIGHT NEXT TO ME. THE CARPET WAS FILTHY

So I decided to give him a knife with the words "Until Death" written in Spanish on it. I had to minimize my situation and give my abuser deadly weapons. For my own safety.

>why, on this form did Amber check 'no' for instances of sexual violence
>because she didn't believe they were sexual violence
>until you reframed them for her
>yes
>right

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>omg he was such a terrifying beast who I was afraid of i'm just a scared little girl plz jury don't let the man hit me again, don't let the man hit me again
>rocks back and forth
what was meant by this exchange?

HE LIKED KNIVES BECAUSE HE IS A MONSTER

what did the tea do?

this women does things for me

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If only that were true.

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when I enter (he)r ass raw

AND TH-THEN.. A JAR OF COKE.. B-BUT I ONLY DID A PILL.. B-BUT THE DOG

>it was a rainy day in the romantic month of July
>One could hear children playing outside
>As I waxed nostalgic with my romantic partner, I was aghast that he had other plans
>He struck me!
>Oh, the humiliation I would surely endure!
>The camera zoomed in close on the protagonists face
>I mean I really thought deeply about my dilemma
>Extra #542 arrived at the door to deliver a package
>I tried to explain my plight, but the soundtrack was too loud
>the director screamed at me to emote
>What do you mean this sounds made up

she was straining so hard to get that tear out

Literally the opposite desu. Men are hard wired to fall for it.

She's laying it on a bit too thick.

So he apparently :

-groomed her
-tricked her into marrying him
-hit her
-raped her
-fed her drugs and booze constantly
-prevented her from socializing
-was generally dangerous to be around

Seems a bit much considering Depp looks like a total beta wispy pushover who likely spends 90% of his time passed out.

So why even start all this shit to begin with? She had a decent career and would likely get more roles since she had decent exposure. And she seems well off financially as well.

My only conclusion would be that they got into a couple of physical fights and in her mind this gradually blew up into "abuse" that she keeps doubling down on. I wouldn't put it past Depp that he smacked her around since she seems like the person that would get in his face a lot and he likely doesn't remember half the shit he does daily since he's always zonked out.

Weird face but okay

No you’re thinking of women. Men are hardwired to doubt.

man she looks fkn rough

what was the context of this btw. did sam have his face underwater or something

Every man has dealt with this type of woman though. She is likely just making the men on the jury despise her

in awe at how unlikable this woman as

too bad she’s a soulless roastie career whore

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Ah... I wish that was true.

EW, AMBER HEARD LOOKS LIKE THAT!?

>So why even start all this shit to begin with?
She only mentioned ANY domestic violence until after he told her he wanted a divorce. Then she filed immediately first, and got a restraining order against him.
She says in the tapes that the lawyers made her do that.