Stargate: Kiss My Asguard
Stargate: Kiss My Asguard
Julian Thompson
Juan Thompson
GOOLD?
Ayden Ramirez
>Kiss My Ass
if you insist
Wyatt Wright
Based GOOLD poster
Nicholas Walker
were there any female asguards
Dylan Perry
THIS DOES NOT SEEM WISE O'NEILL
Luis Harris
The Asgard did not have genders technically because they made clones of their bodies and transferred their consciousnesses into them, from one body to the next, so they had a form of immortality. They had genders a long time ago, though.
Lincoln Hughes
Cadet Cutie reporting in, Sir!
William Bell
At ease, whiz kid.
Julian Scott
>feel giant tauri tits for the first time
>you have no genitals
No wonder they were willing to die.
Dominic Roberts
Heimdall says that they were unable to sexually reproduce for like 1000 years or something, so there probably used to be genders before the cloning began.
Ryder Smith
I’d end it too, it would so be over.
Joseph Jenkins
>10,000 year old ayy
>40 year old woman
Sam is a loli by Asgard standards.
Landon Campbell
Never underestimate your audience. They're generally sensitive, intelligent people that respond positively to quality entertainment.
Cameron Sullivan
he really does come into his own once they get past like the first 7 episodes and his whole getting the band back together shtick
landry and dr lee scenes are complete episode killers though and the last two seasons are just full of them
Charles Barnes
best carter coming through, if you disagree please keep your pleb opinions in your pleb universe
Anthony Jones
And then there is that Dr. lamb babe
Cameron Gonzalez
Now that I've watched Farscape I have much more disdain for the last 2 seasons because I've seen where they were copying their homework from, so to speak. Some of the episodes, like the space race one, really do feel like scripts that were discarded from it and repurposed.
Jaxon Baker
I'd rather have Dr Janet operate on me though. In Stargate universe booba determines brains.
Hudson Peterson
she's a qt in every universe
Robert Baker
been thinking about this episode lately
what if we're just living in this timeline because someone fucked up the original?
Jacob Foster
Even when evil. No wonder Nirtii wanted her for next host.
Michael Phillips
tfw no tradwife carter
Benjamin Reed
i've fapped to that episode
David Cruz
>tradwife carter
Watching that episode at a young age had the opposite of the intended "stronk independent whamen" effect on me. I realized that in the warlord's place I'd totally spoil Sam. I'd become even more of a male chauvinist in the effort to make my smart adorable captive comfy.
Carter Williams
what a gentleman. side note, why did o'neilll turn her down? is he gay?
Luke Harris
>made clones of their bodies and transferred their consciousnesses into them
Do they still remember the time before the cloning started, given that they're immortal? Also why did they have to go looking for an older version of themselves? I would have thought if you embarked on cloning for immortality, keeping some of your old DNA preserve would be a top priority.
Ethan Anderson
should I bother alternating between episodes of SG-1 and Atlantis when watching them? if not, should I bother with alternating seasons or just watch Atlantis after SG-1?
Nathan Ortiz
You're not supposed to fuck people in your chain of command. Traditionally it was never a problem because women weren't serving in the same units with men (and homos were expected to remain closeted on duty), but nowadays it's more of a big deal. You can't afford to form a romantic relationship with someone you might have to send into combat, because your personal feelings would impair your judgement.
Robert Gray
Start with the film. Then watch SG1 in order.
Brody Thomas
Possible. There are anons on /x/ who think this is for real.
Ayden Sanders
cheers
Charles Collins
i'd suggest alternating (from s8 on) , i'm doing it now. it helps stretch out the good bits of each series
Evan Hill
I guess they didnt foresee the disastrous effects of cloning indefinitely
Jacob Morris
Honestly this show sucked as, I tried to watch this ancient 90s crap and the CGI and costumes look like someone in high school computer class made them
Caleb Ortiz
It has been so long that they had no remaining record from the time when they had genders. They discovered a ship once with a crew in stasis that still had its junk intact and they were studying it to figure out how to get sexual reproduction going again so they didn’t die out. I believe it’s implied that they’d been cloning bodies for thousands of years, maybe more. So, the information was lost.
No don’t alternate. It’s okay to watch one and then the other. I would watch Atlantis second, however.
Daniel Powell
You missed out on a great show. The CGI gets better. The budget expanded a lot over the years. And it was quite good for its time. Focus on the story and characters. Never know you might like it.
Jeremiah Lee
>no remaining record
They're supposed to retain memories between clones aren't they? Surely at least one of them remembers where to find old records or DNA.
Landon King
It’s a valid point. Maybe the replicators destroyed some of their databases. They were destroying whole consuming whole Asgard worlds, after all.
Austin Carter
didint the spartans encourage homosexual relations in their troops for exactly the opposite reason?
their idea was if you go into the field with someone you love you fight harder for them.
Angel Price
Good point. The only reason I can think of is that military tactics were different for them. Phalanx formations require everyone to be heroic at the same time, so that the line doesn't break and the front line doesn't shift to the right due to soldiers hiding behind the shield of the man next to them. Everyone is put at risk for the group, but no one is singled out to take an individual risk.
Modern infantry is the exact opposite, with loose formations to present a smaller target to the enemy. A commander has to regularly choose individuals to take point, breach doors, throw grenades, etc. Having any favouritism for an individual would prevent you from giving them the correct orders for the situation.
Andrew Cooper
Have fun, fren.
Justin Miller
Some plotlines stretch across many episodes though, so you need to watch them in order to make sure you understand what is going on. Unless you're a Rain Man level autist who never forgets anything.
Alexander Bell
Bentley Phillips
The only thing that breaks the immersion is their uniform pockets don't have room for P90 magazines. Otherwise there's really nothing wrong with the production.
Xavier Campbell
How are the blu-rays? Kind of tired of 360p or whatever the fuck the early season torrents are.
Mason Barnes
What episode and how many minutes in is this scene, someone always asks but never any answers?
Wyatt Bennett
I don’t think there are blu-rays of the early seasons of SG-1 because of the cameras they were shooting with, like they aren’t good for conversion somehow.
Xavier Butler
I remember when I watched them on TV they would air SG-1 on Friday night and then Atlantis right after, so I imagine they were designed to be watch alternatively.
Jaxson Martinez
>could take anyone as a host
>chose her
What did Baal mean by this?
Aiden Ross
You can torrent the blu-ray version, it's especially useful to appreciate the frontal nudity in the first episode.
Josiah Foster
I really liked her big tits spilling out of her shirt when she was in the farscape spoof shot
Easton Bennett
>mogging the actual Chiana who had to have makeup applied to her chest to give the appearance of a cleavage
Sebastian Anderson
lmao there is no coming back from this
Isaac Reed
Damn, she is hot. Any nudes?
Jack Cooper
Kevin Torres
how can you call someone with those shotgun barrel nostrils cute?
literal creatura
Jaxson Peterson
soap2day.do for 720p streaming. pahe.in for 720p Blu-ray mega links.
Have fun
Jaxon Garcia
Chase Barnes
I'm gonna KREEEEE
Adam Fisher
/fargate/?
Andrew Sanchez
I remember being very confused the first time I saw that episode, having never seen an episode of farscape, or even heard of it
Elijah Lee
Atlantis doctor coming through.