Why the illuminati was so dumb and easy to defeat?

wanda sprung first and took out their most valuable player before they could even realize.

>NOOOOOOOO DWIGHT HELP MEEEEE

>Retard*
Fixed

where the fuck did the "help me" meme start?

>Wanda you gotta stop this!!!
>No Mr Fantastic, I'm going to kill you
>*Mr Fantastic looks at the camera and does the Jim face before getting torn apart*
BRAVO RAIMI

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earliest one i remember is captain america saying "TONY HELP ME"

Is Olsen fully cg here?

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WTF LOL

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I smoked salvia once and that happened to me.

>He literally just saw Black Bolt lose his mouth
>First thing he does as the smartest man in the room is to try to grab her
I hate diversity hires so much

Yeah just stand there. Don't attack at the same time or try to fire a beam or throw a chair or something while a dude is being turned into string cheese. Thanks.

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lmao the director and cast must to the ground have been

welcome to Marvel action scenes

dude who wrote the movie is white guy in his 30s and the movie was directed by a white guy

>Raimi
>Italian
>white

lmao

>Raimi was born in Royal Oak, Michigan, to a Conservative Jewish family. He is a son of merchants Celia Barbara (née Abrams) and Leonard Ronald Raimi. His ancestors were Jewish immigrants from Russia and Hungary.

Isn't Raimi jewish?

holy shit a hollywood director is a jew?

Too many white males.
I mean look at who actually put up a fight

is this the only video leak?

Carl angrily watching Marvel movies is the MST3K I didn't know I wanted

No, there's a full cam out by 1xbet.
songslyric.site/links/46412/
The site is literal aids though.

Here's the thing -- movies need to occur in you time, that is to say the viewers perception. Just by looking at the clip, it happening at a VERY fast pace, in relation to people in universe while at the same time portrayed for the viewer.

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Prof X losing the mind meld is just retarded

This is why something like this works on the printed comic page and not in real life. It's like when Thanos had all the stones or almost all of them and was supposed to be strong enough to crush the Avengers like mashed peas, but he keeps conveniently tossing them around instead of finishing them off. In comics, you can conceivably believe that the characters are reacting as quickly as they can, you can set the pace in your own mind.
Like many user said, these are genius superhumans, many of them are many times faster than normal humans, but not one of them tries to disable Wanda or save their friend in the five plus seconds it takes him to be defeated. Nobody so much as moves a muscle.
In the comics you can imagine that he gets paper shredded and it only takes a second. On screen it looks ridiculous.

We are inundated with constant capeshit. It's hell.

why? he's lost them before in the comics when facing stronger telepaths. wanda can replicate any power she wants.

Good shit, hate what they did to my guy Reed especially with the casting

Thank you

that's headcanon, since when can she replicate powers?

Why the fuck did they put that squatting Mexican in the poster
What kind of fucking pose is that

she's a reality warper, why wouldn't she be able to replicate powers? she also doesnt necc need to replicate telepathy, she can just use magic in astral/mental plane.

>The site is literal aids though.

jesus fuck you weren't kidding. Thanks for the link.

*Why was Mr. Fantastic retarded?
Because they wanted to fuck with the retards wanting Krasinski as Reed. He fucking sucks and his Reed sucks more. I'm glad Ioan wasn't brought back to job like this

She's about to take a dump

>leaving cinema
>overhear girls complaining loudly about how she could've just fucked somebody else and had babies in this universe

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That's the smart choice, they literally rebuilt The Vision and he got all the memories of the original Vision. She could go and get that robodick at any time.

Is the movie actually shit like people are saying? I was hoping Raimi would deliver

send more videos plss

>literally [HEADCANON]
I accept your concession.

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she read the book and gained mastery. she thus became more powerful then X could ever imagine.

that reminds me did the "white" vision ever show up or even get a mention in the movie?

he had very little creative control.

She is LITERALLY the "it's magic bro dont gotta explain shit" character that can rewrite reality. She can replicate powers, accept it.

Who the fuck is the bad guy in this movie? Is it Wanda? Why the fuck does she goes bonker when Strange is the one to ask her for help in the first place?

Because nu-Marvel hates F4 and Xmen since Sony still has the movie rights.

They thought they were hot shit beating 4 gems Thanos with their full team.
While universe 616 almost did the same with random heroes.

she got the darkhold f(essentially the necronomicon) book and it is corrupting her and lying to her that her children are in danger across the multiverse

She cracked after reading the book of satan in a dimension where time has no hold.. By the time Strange meet with her, she already far gone.

Subscribe to Disney Plush and watch Wanda Vision, goy.

Well we know Reed will be fine because the Fantastic 4 movie is coming out in a couple years. Whether it will still be the "same" Reed or even played by Krasinski again is up in the air though.

>essentially the necronomicon
Nice

>not reading every spoiler available to discuss movies

NGMI user.

Is this a shop or is strange doing rock on devilhorns.
Or he's a UT fan

All the reviews I've read say that it feels very much like a Raimi film even if he didn't have anything to do with the script

is he ok

Yea you're a complete fucking retard
Fox owned the rights. Disney has them now

>F4 / X-men
>Sony
Even as bait this is retarded.

So what is she fucking Rogue now? That's retarded.

She can do literally anything she wants with enough concentration. Chaos magic and shiiieeet.

You can explain Thanos not annihilating the avengers in infinity war because he was humbler and didn’t want to kill anyone until he did the snap, because it would be more fair.

Then 2014 Thanos that they fought in endgame on the other hand was not humbled by the events that happened between GotG and Infinity War so he was going all out and going for the kill

The way this webm loops os actually cool

Sneedphisto is giving Strange treatment against hemorrhoids.

>yyeeaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHGHG!!!!!!!!!!

"Thankfully"

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she's essentially a max'd out chaos mage with the raw power to kill a celestial. its ludicrous-tier shit,

Why didn't she just chaos magic Thanos?

This

she nearly did. but the wanda in this movie is even more powerful after reading the darkhold.

like a broken binding of isaac build?

>can just delete you
how do you win?

>source: my ass

her power level is on par with the comics in quite a few story lines, like house of m. i guess people are weirded out by it because the MCU nerfed a lot of people compared to their comic book versions.
thanos in infinity war had to try to break through her shield and 2014 thanos from endgame with no stones was completely outclassed.

we are made to believe Wanda didn't really fully understand her powers at that time. she was strong enough to beat Thanos with her magic light beams but Thanos had everything nuked before she could finish it off

can't say but broken is definitely a good fit

So she did all of that to get multiverse hoping powers form the girl, despite TVA having a pocket devices for that?

that link seems completely broken. none of the gdrive links work.

they haven't met the TVA yet

In her overpowered Scarlet Witch darkhold possessed form, she has literal reality bending powers. She removes Black Bolt’s mouth and makes him explode himself. She drains captain nigger’s powers, turns Richards into spaghetti, slices Cap Carter in half, among other shit.

Also while fighting the wizards she was doing crazy stuff like teleporting through reflections and other shit. It is stated she is the most powerful and dangerous living creature in the universe. It is mostly due to using the darkhold’s satanic magic

>why didnt she got pregnant again?
>why didn't she just adopted a third worlder like a normal celebrity?
holy shit

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man i can't fucking wait for capehorseshit to finally die off in a few years so we can finally get REAL superheroes again

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chaos is a ladder

they should have cast eddie murphy to be kang

The Sentry could have fucked her up

I know this is just a cam screenshot, but it looks like an actual panel from a comic, and not in a good way. Like, it looks so identifiably fake and cg.

What he said

same except i turned into a book and in order to snap back into reality i had to flip the pages of my being one at a time into the real world. felt fucking bizarre. dont do salvia people

I hate when media does shit like this. Manga and comics do it all the time. Once you reach Goku levels of power where do fuck do you go from there? Keep it grounded you faggots. At max you most powerful character should be able to lift a bus.