Survivor 42

>Is that that fellow sister that I voted out a week ago? And now she's sitting next to my closest ally? AHHHHH. MY FOUR ADVANTAGES ARE NOT ENOUGH. MUST PLAY THE RACE CARD AS WELL.

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new power couple

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they do 2 seasons a year except for when they skipped a year

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COME ON IN RACIST WHITE GUYS

its 7 o clock on a wednesday and im hammered whats up dawgs

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what happened to the bbcan threads?

So who's running this season? Cause I hope it's not the gay Asian dude

we almost got too cocky, kevinchuds...

It is the gay Asian dude. The Muslim dude is the sleeper cell.

god this muslim dude is mega gay

how does he thinks he passes as straight?

Don't forget the gay Mexican, he can still pull a hidden immunity outta his ass

He’s never had sex.
What do we think about the secret phrases they have to say?

I'm confused why is Lydia freaking out? Who cares if it's Maryanne over Drea? Does she think Maryanne is a goat to drag to the Final 3? She's gonna win this season at this point, nigger retarded or not

BASED MARYANNE

typical woman moment

virgin muslim is running circles around these pagans

And just like that Maryanne gets immunity idol, fuck me

All these idols and advantages are so meaningless lol. 95% of people get voted out with 10 advantages in their pocket.

THANK YOU JESUS FOR GIVING MARYANNE THIS SEASON FOR SAINT GEORGE FLOYD

production gives idols to their favorites and tells when to play them in confessionals

Survivor was born in 911. I remember some anons told me this last season. Absolutely crazy how time goes

meds

So Drea, Rocksroy and Chanelle will definitely vote for Maryanne despite the fact she'd vote them out in a heartbeat right?

>Jonathan

They've been doing this since the 80s? Wtf? Lol. How'd a show nobody cares about last that long?

Not that guy but you've never watched the behind the scenes videos? This is facts

>Lindsay crash and burn edit

anybody got a link to a stream?

In the 80's it was fixed by the mob. Lot's of bad faith betting back then. They also shot it mostly in Florida and had maybe two blacks a decade. But the Bob Barker as host seasons were pretty comfy not gonna lie

>Lydia

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*Lindsay

I must just miss that phat ass

What's up with all these immigrants being gay? Imagine your family brings you to the US for you to get AIDs anyway?

>sob story
the dyel asian faggot can't go soon enough

Bye Jonathan

WTF GHOSTS

PIZZA MIKE
That's his nickname in Hoboken btw

I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD MR. JEFF

THAT'S his beard? What the fuck.

If a black player would have been there, they would have started sprinting into the jungle terrified upon hearing the ghost voices.

I thought Omar was gay

Ngl but Omar's sister is pretty fine. I'd convert to Islam

Lindsi's sister had some big ole milk truks too

> All you NEETs and autists going at Omar calling him faggy and fat and a virgin
> he has a cute conservative fiancé who is saving herself for him

lindsay looking nice how old is she?

Yeah after Johnathan is voted out I think I'm done with this season

His mistake was trusting any woman to be competent lol

31

It's like Lindsay is just playing to give it to a PoC like a good liberal woman

Doubt

WTF IT'S NOT FAIR HOW DOES THIS FAT FAG FUCK MUSLIM GET A HOT WIFE LIKE THIS AND HE'S A FUCKING VIRGIN? REEEEEE

She looks older than 31 though. I mean she'd look good for a 45 year old

As fun as it was watching Jonathan carry his tribe pre-merge, I think it's fair to say now that Lindsey was also a fucking monster.

yeah that was obvious when she threw jonathan under the bus last episode at tribal

Don't women excel at balance challenges? It's not fair they always do them at the end of the season

He's a virgin

Pretty much the same thing these days

romeo just skating by

>Survivor: Island of the Uggos

I miss Tori

This. If someone is still a virgin by 21 I just automatically assume they're gay

>richard won 41 years ago

Lol but he's mad salty. If the rest of the survivors knew how butthurt he was he'd be first off

damn i though she was way older as well still hot

I wonder how it is to date a therapist? Probably pretty psycho but the sex is great

3 more episodes after tonight, and if Hai goes probably
>romeo next
>drea after
>jonathan getting sniped right before final 4
I think Omar set up his best final 3 with Lindsay and Mike this episode. or swapping Lindsay with Maryanne

Mike is a fucking retard lmao

Omar played him like a fiddle

>the mens alliance

holy fuck the sorry state of m*les

Shouldn’t gays be less likely to be a virgin? I’ve considered being a gay simply due to the amount of sex you could theoretically have

>15 mins left
>this confessional from omar
yeah this just solidified hai is a goner

based omar the contrarian king
he is just like me

Damn Omar is gonna win isn't he

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY JONATHON THE HUMBLE.
YOU WILL AVOID ELIMINATION THIS EPISODE, BUT ONLY IF YOU POST "THANK YOU MR JEFF" IN THIS THREAD

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>jonathan goes on an immunity tear and can't be voted out
sorry Mr Omar, nothin personnel

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TORIBROS. . .