So what do we think about Amber "he put his finger in my asshole looking for cocaine" Heard?

kek she kept putting emphasis on totally irrelevant shit like how depp was drinking a LOT of tea

Wow that is shit tier acting, what a lying whore

>tfw you will never love a woman so intensily to search her asshole when helping her quit drug addiction.
i guess thats why im single...

Based Johnny

Psychos love hearing their own voice resonate through their own bodies as it makes its way to other people ears... guilty or not, she's gonna look back on this like some story she can just sell for more money... she will be black listed after this, no doubt in my mind. people like this cannot and will not unchecked. Amber HEARD.

do you think he smelt his finger afterwards? haha

>depp was drinking a LOT of tea
wtf, I hope they throw the book at him

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AND ALL THE HOMIES SAY IM PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY

Sperm Armageddon

And notice in her entire testimony, she never once did anything wrong, and has no flaws.

She wasn’t strong enough to leave him after that first slapping. He used his power and wealth to force her to endure his abuse for years before forcing her to marry him where the abuse continued.

>weird spergposting
not a mommy and never will be

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SEX

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she just hasn't met me yet

>She wasn’t strong enough to leave him after that first slapping

That's his fault though, certainly not hers. In her mind she did the right thing in staying with him.

Roll

shut the fuck up faggot

she can save me bros

Powerful. Give her all the money

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literally me

It is infuriating that she is an A list actress who'll earn in a year more than I ever will in my whole life, but she's absolutely terrible at acting and a bad person who just plays life on easy mode due to being blessed with good genetics. Meanwhile I can't send my son to study abroad because the city he's aiming for is too expensive for our income even though I bust my ass off 6 days a week. Life is not fair.

>Life is not fair.
be less ugly faggot

I have a pretty good job in Canada, yet I still think twice before I spend $20

life is gay

Lol just make more money idiot

She couldn't force out a single tear throughout the entire thing lmao.

thanks

His slap woke her up to her new reality, dirty carpets and drug fueled high octane abuse from a master manipulator. She never had a chance to do anything, let alone anything wrong.

>Hmm? Anyone cocaine in there?
>*squish* *frrrt* *splort*
>Nope. Just some lumps of black tar heroin.

>OH MR DEPP I THINK THERE MIGHT BE SOME COCAINE HIDDEN SOMEWHERE WITHIN MY PERSON, WANT TO CHECK?

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I want to smell her hair.

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>DUDE TEA LMFAO

*awaits for giggles in court room but it never comes*

>is..is the judge looking? Quick, give me eyedrops

Kek

I've said it once and Ill say it again, Ill bend her over and eat her out from behind

please sirs

Yeah, this would be her exact line of excuses. She was perfect, and johnny destroyed her.

Nevermind that the person she's currently pretending to be in no way seems to match the person who's been documented on paper, and in audio so far.

I like how she doesn't even mention any drug stuff. Like she admits to taking mdma a little bit and maybe trying a single mushroom cap. Sure bitch.

qrd for today please

this bitch is holding up pirates 6

crazy cunt

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>I like how she doesn't even mention any drug stuff. Like she admits to taking mdma a little bit and maybe trying a single mushroom cap. Sure bitch.
The best parts are when she keeps saying COCAINE BAD ALCOHOL BAD I NEVER WOULD but in the UK trial the evidence showed she admitted to counselors that she constantly drinks wine and has a past of abusing cocaine.

god damn she is fucking gorgeous. i bet it made amber super insecure and catty getting psychoanalyzed by this vixen.

>locks face in a permanent scowl
mommy im acting

I do

>he would've married my dad
>*awkward laugh and eyes the gallery*
>no one laughs

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I NEED GOOD LUCK

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Lesbian camp counselor
Cavity search for cocaine in Teards ass
Depp was never evaluated by the old hag psychologist
Amber couldn't cry 1 single tear
A lot of useless babbling about irrelevant things

thanks

You forgot
>claims a sexual abuse story that she's never mentioned before despite 3 seperate depositions/testimonies on the matter
>"A friend" that she doesn't know the name of was attacked by Depp (no witness provided to the court, nor any statement to substantiate her claim.

want

>He beat me! I know he beat me! Bruised my face, how could I ever forget. Never! I- I just couldn’t prove it. He leaked a manipulated sound bite of me, got the biased media to cover for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This lawsuit? He has done worse. The UK trial! You mean to tell me he was already found guilty of being a women beater in his last high profile case? Guilty! It was all Depp! He planned to burn me alive with Bettany! And I married him. I took him into my own family! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. Ever since the divorce, always high on pills and cocaine. But not our Depp! Couldn’t be precious Depp. Drinking his mega pints. Now he wants to sue me for defamation? What a sick joke! I should have called the police on him when I had the chance. Now you have a throw this out this case! Y-

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>don't have actual abuse
>not creative enough to write your own narrative
>steal it from an associate's real trauma

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is that good or bad?

based

>that feel when you're too busy reading Yea Forums to bother paying attention to your ex in court

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Literally spend less and make more dummy

I can fix her.

bet her asshole smells like roses

She might manage to believe her own lies. That's about it.