A mega poop?

he didn't shit in anyone's bed

She cute.

Is she going to try justifying cheating on him Franco and then jumping straight into bed with Elon Musk?

Don't women feel dirty letting blokes inside them one after the other.

wtf she's lesbian too?

Lesbian camp counselor

Wow Johnny was right, what a whorish dress

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>and of course i'm gainst cocaine and alcohol
Sure, Amber. Sure you are.

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The swimmer cap is what's wrong with it. Fucking hell

today.com/today/amp/wbna40532821

It takes less than a pound of pressure to break a wrist.
You know that? They teach you that in whore academy?

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>Don't women feel dirty letting blokes inside them one after the other.
yes and they like that

I'm taking a mega poop right now

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>defines who JD and AH are
>doesnt define who Ct is

Revise it wagie

Most are men who have been in Depp's position and understand how evil she is

>>shittiest actress
kek

>Dec. 6, 2010,

Ct is client, cuck.

OH NO NO NO! AMBERSISTERS, NOT LIKE THIS!

She looks haggard

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>Do you know how much pressure it takes to break a wrist

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So on one hand Depp is supposed to be constantly blacked out drunk, constantly shitting his pants and vomiting and never being able to leave the house or move properly because he spends the whole day snorting coke in his armchair and having no energy for anything.

But on the other hand he's apparently a crazy relentless wifebeater who chases Amber around, throttles women and threatens to break their wrists, abuses small animals and trains them to climb into Amber's poopchute to look for cocaine?

Which is it, bros?

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One look at that tattoo and you know the bitch is crazy.

And also acts at the same time!

Officer square head...

>latina lawyer brings in a bottle to check if a bottle could fit into Heard's cunt
hot

>there are people who don't watch the court streams with this in the background
youtube.com/watch?v=Um4OQ6KP1m4

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>this is what hollywood considers good acting in current year
the absolute state.

Objection, speculation

are those hebrew markings?

story of Johnny CQC'd multiple women by breaking their wrist was Steven Seagal tier

My poops are really dirty bros. Not diarrhea but not solid either. Lots of wiping. And I eat really healthy.
It's time to bring out the opioids again methinks.

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That's not whorish, it's boorish. Absolutely shit design that not even a whore would be so fashion-unconcious to wear.

Because the age of the white woman is over and Depp is the one who will end it

>tattoos
Ew. This is where I draw the line.

reckon ambers got this in the bag desu. dont see johnny winning this

ambers entire testimony was cringekino of the highest order

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no fucking way this is the dress she was talking about right??? she said she felt *pretty*

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side pussy

The game was rigged from the start.

coke does that actually
fuck heard though

try fasting

she felt pretty in this fucking abomination? lol

>youtube.com/watch?v=B62ACxuq8Pw
>Johnny Depp as soon as some dyke puts hands on his wife

she had it all. why couldn't she just not be a crazy bitch

How the fuck did Elon get away unscathed???

I assumed it because he has defense contractors that could legitimately kill her and get away scot free?

Me too. I just ate a pizza. I love taking a mega dump after eating. I feel lighter and free after.

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Dubs and Heard will fucking die from diarrhea

fiber supplements you chud

This isn't the dress, anons. The dress they were talking about was some red dress, extremely low cut from both the back and front. It was extremely slutty.

god with each day i despise women more and more

pathetic, watch this

kek

Too autistic to be snared. She's spent her life learning how to manipulate dreamers and poets like Johnny, not humourless robots like Musk.

Post Shannon in an amber thread

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>unscathed

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trips and amber will eat my semen

>literally married him pretending to love him to get further ahead in Hollywood
>lol I no guise that's a lie I hated his movies trust me I didn't even no who he was

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.t Biden

Wait she now talks that he was violent with her in 2012. But in the UK sword statements she said he was not yet violent at that time. Isn't this basically perjury?

This.

Clickitty Tim

Amber Heard, more like, Amber TURD. Amirite fellas?

I only eat 1 (big) meal a day. Third potatoes/rice, third veggies and a third lean meat.

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>source: a pal
Rofl

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He was a die hard simp for her and women doesn't like that so she dumped him She doesn't want to go against a pathetic man like Elon, that is not empowering, instead she goes against the alpha chads like Depp.

Reroll

Could you describe the aroma for the court please?

Is Grimes really any better? He has 2 kids with that shitty "musician"

>This is what incels look like??

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yes she also said he was drinking in 2012 but in her UK testimony she said she didnt see him drink until 2013

>richest most powerful man in the world
>still not enough
theres no hope for the rest of us, is there

Because I dated a 23yo left-leaning rich Very funny and out of touch to think it’s just ugly lifeless incels that have developed a hate for women after the last 8 years. Women got fear-mongered and baited into starting a gender war, used like tools to divide the population and now men are responding. I always catch myself empathizing with white women in cultural moments like this when the nonwhites start going nuts but then I remember how soulless and hateful they moved this last decade to boost their social/victim status, tore out their roots to fit in with people that hate them, such a spineless selfish people.

Reminder that she said in her testimony that one of the most obvious signs of a person having BPD is using extremely flowery language during descriptions. All of Amber's words about "velvety" romance and true love and hope really makes you think.

eat some more bananas/fibre

Lesbo judge stuck with this fucking case. I bet she went into it wanting to be pro Amber but can't help but hate her and her crew by now

all his girls were kind of crazy to be honest

probiotics
do you drink alcohol regularly?

Musk is literally the pioneer of electric vehicles, global satellite internet, and new batteries right now.

I suspect he would have put a hit squad on her.

No amount of government money in the world will turn a beta into a chad

I unironically cannot stop screenshotting her and fapping to the slideshow later.

That'd explain the tea bullshit. Previously she thought he was drinking tea but now she's realised that he was drinking further back than she said in the other trial.

*posting

she's gained so much weight can you imagine the size of her shits now?

how the fuck did this soiboi date her?

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Johnny Depp has always been one of my favorite actors. Him being taken for a ride by a crazy bitch doesn't sit well with me.

Elon is a cindyman, if he were such a simp he'd have agreed to testify on her behalf.

Either this is a huge coincidence or I know where you got that cat from

Save her with me bro

THE PARCHMENT IS SOILED

>couldn't stop calling that fat bitch Curry
She's pussywhipped but the hot bitch, bet she's glad to come into work every day

wiped so hard my ass started bleeding

Did you read his phone messages to her?

Roe V Wade just is getting overturned and you see nobody rioting against it beside paid shills.

It literally over, most men don’t give a shit anymore.

>shit actor
>no charisma
are looks really that important?

>a megaChud??

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did anyone buy her ridiculous testimony
normal people cannot maintain that 'quivering voice on the verge of crying' thing without actually crying and their voices breaking
such a shitty actor

>Johnny never let me wear what I wanted because he thought I was dressing like a whore
Then explain this?

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He was willing to buy them one wine bottle each for their picnic.