>So ya see...
So ya see
>NIGGAS
>*falls backwards while laughing*
I get it. I'm just a joke to you
>says the word trans
>audience howls with laughter
w-we're a joke sis..
Trans rights are human rights
Also water burns you, fire tastes great, and oxygen is poison
* butthurt tranny attacks him*
Also Foy is balding, fuck you butthurt janny
You're supposed to quote 1984.
So glad to see Yea Forums loves /ourguy/ Dave Chappelle again!
Based Dave lives in an all white neighborhood
Most of those are true.
Comedians on suicide watch
if this happened its still only the reverse of what the left does
>white people mirite
Alright, you see? This shocks you!
that's what you get for being a transphobic pos.
water can burn you, there are alcoholic drinks served with a flame on top, and oxygen in high concentrations is toxic
I’ve had ice burns. Can confirm.
KEEDS
THEY LISTEN TO THE RAP
WHICH GIVES THEM THE BRAIN DAMAGE
YA SEE
*laughs so hard you go insane, quit your job, and move to africa in your path*
ha
Bro I get you're bashing the trannies but the water/oxygen things are legit real
We can agree that Dave peaked in the 2000s though right
>doesn't look like chappelle (muh put on mass)
>doesn't sound like chappelle (muh got old)
>unfunny unlike chappelle (muh still funny)
>180 turnaround of ideology (shameless racebaiting leftist stooge #00103)
i give up
He was only funny make fun of blacks for being the retarded retards they are.
Lmao white faggots are so sensitive
Poor white people do love heroin though. And meth. Poor black people like crack.
nigger
you played yourself
They beat the snot out of that black dude. If he'd have been white everyone would be freaking about how the guy was mistreated, but because he's black no one gives a fuck.
I accidentally grabbed a block of dry ice with my bare hands when I was a kid working in a grocery store. I kept it together but if my hand had been on that thing for any longer than it was I’m pretty sure I would’ve had irreparable nerve damage.
>seething trannies thread
Yea Forums has fallen so low
is meth high class now or something? I missed this months drugs magazine
is there a video of the set leading up to it
Opiates are a white man's drug. Because they first get addicted to them when they go to their GP and are prescribed them to treat each and everything because they get a cut for prescribing opiates unnecessarily.
Meanwhile, black use crack that's tainted with all sorts of shit because they buy them from people slinging that shit around the corner.
No. It’s just a junkie anomaly that for some reason whites prefer meth while blacks tend to prefer crack. They’re both poor though. Rich people do cocaine and pain pills, or heroin. Heroin can hit any class of people.
Crackas gonna turn to crack sooner or later. It's the same thing that happened to the blacks.
Unless they all get lethal doses of fentanyl first.
Niggers are worse
are you retarded?
Not a chance. I’ve done them both and meth is way better than crack. No comparison. Cocaine beats both of em if you can get the good stuff that hasn’t been stepped on too much yet.
Oxygen caused the first and greatest mass extinction this planet has ever experienced
Cocaine can be turned into crack which is nigger food. The real chads do ecstasy.
Don't mess with Dave
Ecstasy is definitely the best high I’ve ever had from any substance. Nothing quite like it.
>Elbow is broken in half and bent the wrong way
>Handcuffed in that position
"See what had happened was"
>every tranny deserves to die, yes all six of them
- some nigga
Although I hate trannies, everything you said was true (except trans rights)
In the rare instance that I can find some these days, I will take it with the gf and we'll just lay on a soft rug in the basement listening to whatever and it is just hours of bliss.
what race is this?
I wonder how long until people start blaming Will Smith for this, you know copycat slapper ect.
Last time I did it I stared at a bonfire and walked in the rain listening to music for a couple hours. Ended up getting bronchitis. Worth it though. That shit was beautiful.
I'm a nigger who pretends to like white people for money, ya see?
Hot tub user. But not too hot. Also it makes me social and not completely autistic, but if I take too much, I stumble over my words and I'm back to square one.
Riiiiiiight lol, go burn a town because someone called you a nigger, nigger lol
When did trannies become something not to be disgusted by?
He literally said multiple times he has a problem with white people lol
I mean he's jacked what did they expect
When did Sarina Valentina debut?
LSD an hour beforehand makes for an excellent combination.
>take LSD
>take E as soon as it starts kicking in
>drink 3 beers
>smoke dude weed
>put on Master and Commander and inhale nitrous
Good times
Nigger
I've only done LSD once but it was too intense. Like, the stimulation was so much that I had to sit down and not look at any LED lights.
You mean if Chappelle and Foxx had been white there'd be freaking out about it.
The security fucked him up.
Is this post ironic? lmao
>but w-what about muh n-niggers...?
Yes, and?
Dave joked that he also stomped a nigga out back stage and how in 30 years of stand up he's always wanted to do that.
>finger-less gloves
Deserved
>*record scratch*
>Yep. That's me. I bet you're wondering how I ended up here.
>Don't mess with Dave's security
Disproportional violence applied after threat disappeared. To the hole with those baboons. Main coon even said he always wanted to stomp a nigga. What the fuck is wrong those people
A nigger defender is worse than a nigger
Why are you so upset Chang?
Definitely not for everyone. I can handle high doses without freaking out, but I’ve also seen mates lose their absolute minds for 10 hours off a light dose. They don’t call it “the acid test” for no reason, I suppose.
I'm not defending niggers, its you white faggots that can't stop bringing them up
I kinda want to do it again, I mean, I enjoyed it. It was just very intense. I think next time I'd be more equipped for the ride.
>black nail polish
>fingerless gloves
Definitely a faggot.
>Disproportional violence
If you're a retard who attacks people for no good reason then you deserve getting your shit beat in.