I'M

He's gonna lose lol

Why would anyone believe a professional actor?

watching Amber in tears fucking break my heart
Depp deserves to get curb stomped

they should invert his penis into a vagina so he will finally understand her pain.

What tears? She literally isn't able to produce any despite her absolute best efforts.

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she keeps looking at Johnny but hes not paying attention

Because he is guilty.

unironically a bad look for Johnny

>trying to out-act captain jack sparrow
it's over heardsisters...

>cry counter up to 18 times now
>tears counter still at 0
Pretty sure Depp will still lose to this farce.

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Repeatedly punched and slapped in the face
>no marks
grabbed by her arm
>bruise
hmmm

pretty brilliant of him actually. not feeding her any energy/feedback. initially i thought him staring back would be better but this is the best move.

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I hate Depp bros abusing /ourgirl/ like that it's not fair

Holy shit the lies of her and her lawyer are so fucking blatantly obvious

and i am stuff uwu =)

never stop your enemy's mistakes

Could you be any fucking retarded

her side of the story makes a lot of sense. you need to hands to clap. Johnny being the stronger automatically makes him the abuser even if the abuse was from both sides.

lol

It shows he's not taking her seriously.
It's not a bad look. He's never looked at her even during testimony because the current modern memes among abuse survivors is that they avoid eye contact with their abusers. Meanwhile Amber is constantly staring at his eyes.

>"And then I shit on Johnny's bed like THIS!"

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Are you? This makes him look like an uncaring ass.

>when in doubt, fake cry
that's the cunts code

>no tears
>a bunch of shitty details that make the lie obvious
>timelines fucked up
>no proof backing up her claims

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She's trying to get Depp to look her in the eyes so the guilt of her lies will fill her with emotion and tears or so she can pretend she's intimidated. This is nothing but a fucking role she's playing and she's playing it horrendously. Literally all over social media and websites, all the comments aren't believing her.

Depp will lose
don't get your hopes up incel redditors
/ourgirl/ is in the right here

Amberbros....it's over

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for non-incels and unbiased neutral viewers, Ambers story is making a lot of sense

Looking at a woman whose lying on the stand with terrible acting is making him look bad? So he should stare her out? I guess you answered my first question.

>She's trying to get Depp to look her in the eyes so the guilt of her lies will fill her with emotion and tears or so she can pretend she's intimidated.
take your meds incel

>dog out of a car window
My sides aren't in this solar system anymore

amberchads... we won

only the jury's verdict is important
if they believe her, thats all that matters

Is this whore from selafim?

Lose weight and touch grass incel.

you could also twist this as "HE'S INTIMIDATING HER" if he was staring

Post screenshots

>hearsay
more like heardsay

went on a walk about 2 hours ago during the break
cope and seethe

I actually believe amber holy fuck, I can’t handle a women crying.

This case reminds me of the kavanaugh hearing.

course you did.

Reminds me of that webm of Colbert frothing at the mouth about le small hands man.

>I actually believe amber
Why?

HE GROOMED ME.

HE WAS TWICE MY AGE.

I WAS A 16+9 YEAR OLD CHILD!!!!!!!!!111

yes and I was barefoot
it's important to stay grounded

>walk
I hope you wore that blue dress that looks sooo good on you!
Lift some weights faggot

She's hot.

Let this be a lesson.

yes was thinking the same, the lying and posturing was transparent to see but that didn't stop the Narrative

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She hot and she sounds remorseful.

>faggot
I'm not the one fantasizing about other men wearing dresses. gb2 Euphoria threads

I feel bad for her bros...

What's wrong with you?

>“I saw you in that dress. The whole world saw you. That’s how they’re gonna remember you, kid.”

I can’t imagine Johnny Depp saying this. Not even in a movie. What shit writing. How does she come up with this shit?

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her testimony makes sense. depp was an unhinged drug addict and they had 20-30 years between them.

she's actually half victim but depp just pay for all those witness

she's pure and johnny is a mean bully

don't you shit in the car hooooooooooooooowl

but on the other hand, it sound unequivocally based.

johnny is looking pretty pissed right now

Some men can't help but white knight.

Didn't she tell her nurse she was a coke addict too?

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No, this is

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Did you miss the previous 12 days of trials?

really everything that needs to be shown. there is no fucking way to cover up the damage from the supposed battering Amber received as she is explaining. No way. Lying cunt all she is doing is making legitimate abuse victims look bad.

really don't care if SHE CLAIMS he hit her or was violent. there is no proof. only proof is that johnny can be wild when drugged up. so can I. I would never lay my hands on a male friend, let alone a woman who I loved.

also see
for even more bullshit

Based bloon enthusiast

You act like a paid shill, except I have no idea who would pay you for this bullshit, or to what end.

why is BTD6 so good man

lol

Damn. That's bad enough for an Oscar! (Or at least a Raspberry.)

>immediately starts crying when it’s her time to testify
What a farce

>fancy trailer park

Has she never been camping?

oh, disdain for low income trailer park people. good job heard you just fucked yourself more.

It's funny they're trying to go with this "Johnny is le drinker".

Everyone's known he's basically Jack Sparrow in real life since the fucking 80s. And all that was said in this is that he passes out and plays guitar with old men..

Depp lied in his testimony too but at least he acted it out correctly. Restrained, to the point, didn't seem like he was trying to convince anyone of anything. You could believe his eyes.

Amber's acting is legit soap opera tier and the falseness is too obvious. She could pass this shit off if she acted it well but she's overdoing it.

I mean this makes it pretty clear to me who's lying here

Shes seems a little unstable

your honor, what if any?

Not gonna lie Amberbros, she has some tough competition.

Can't wait until the cross examination, fellow incel bros.
Wonder if the crazy bitch can keep her cool when Depp's lawyer hopefully rides her hard

Also wonder if she farts a lot after leaving the building, you have to imagine she's holding in a lot of farts during the testimonies

underrated keks

Is Johnny high on cocaine right now? Why not?

Nice English. You mean Depp paid for his own security and managers? Woh shocking stuff!!!! I thought santa claus paid for them!!!!

>Based

I guess. If it’s ironic melodrama in the likes of a movie such as Grindhouse or Sin City.
But she’s not being ironic. This is the roastie woman brain at work.

based

You know that Japanese/korean women don't have eyes like that without surgery right?

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How was the cross for the "expert"? I missed it, did anything funny happen?

Is depp rich
How much is he earned lets say per film

Bro, she a fucking women. Women can’t be wrong.

>that face

God I am so happy I'm not doing cocaine anymore lmfao

Santa Claus isn't even real, libcuck retard

Also how does Cocaine feel like?

that's my meat, bitch

I get that embarrased cringe feeling so severely that I can't watch anymore of her. So blatantly obvious and she's such an horrendous actress it's unbearable to watch.

john depp sounds like a weak bitch

wtf is she saying
she's to theatrical , theres NO WAY none of this actually happened

Nah, didn't do Johnny any good or bad.

The impression I get from Mr. Depp, as he listens to Ms. Heard's testimony, is that he's done hearing this shit. It's so far from reality he's very disconnected. Probably reading too far into it.

Jonnyboy can only be a tough guy hurting women. He's going to lose.

>no Benjamin
NGMI

I guess Santa Claus and Heards stories have something in common.

Like bags of sand

she basically lost all credibility
she's a professional witness paid to skew verdicts with a history of working for amber's legal team

>didn't know her at all
because she doesn't exist.

yeah but... what if any?

>NO WAY none of this actually happened
>NO WAY none
So some of it definitely happened?

Another women attacked by Johnny yet would not testify. alright then. We'll put this under the "supposedly" pile then

>Do you know how many pounds of pressure it takes to break a human wrist? A mega pound.

She really thinks the jury is retarded, she's trying to make him look like a capeshit villain.
>he chases me around and beats me, he makes evil speeches and threats, he abuses small animals!!!
The best move for Depp's side unironically is to stay quiet and let her continue. It works in their favor.

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How do you not break out laughing in the courtroom when she gives that pounds of pressure line?

Like you just got an A+ in an important exam and only the sky is the limit. It wears off pretty quickly and it feels really shitty.

milk and pennies

Why are zoomers so obsessed with this shit, they've had all sorts of trial coverage to sperg about over the last five years but somehow this is the one that turns into zoom zoom OJ.

a couple of pounds

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She's starting to look bad quick delete the thread

kek :D

>Do you know how many pounds of pressure it takes to break a human wrist?

What's the answer btw? I need to know to break my wife's wrist.

>Santa Claus isn't real
IMAGINE falling for this soul destroying propaganda

Is there going to be cross today?

Guys I'm beginning to think marrying an ex lesbian is a bad idea

Is the cross examination today?

You sure we can't tempt you, user?

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>DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PRESSURE IT TAKES TO BREAK A HUMAN WRIST??

joker tier dialogue 2/10

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johnny mouthed "wow" or something to that effect while looking down lol

>I'M THE VICTIM, YOUR HONOR!!

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lots of swearing from heard
wonder why

100%. Imagine the frustration of watching this post wall whore say shit about you.

What are the chances that Amber just imagined this entire scenario while she was tripping balls on mushrooms and MDMA?

She still has to tie this story into her chasing him to the bathroom in that recording and shitting on the bed. I can't wait.

Funny bitch, you wish you could. Now pour me a megapint of tea with laughing shrooms

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Yeah, Johnny's a fucking retard

Then why would you do it?

is amber pitching a screen play that she wrote herself?

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?

RAPE
RAAAAAAAAAAPE

like being double awake, then feeling a bit slow/depressed on the come down

are there any reports how the jury is reacting?

Not a chance, i'd expect cross to be on monday, they wanna drag it out as along as possible to try and make the jury stew with it over the weekend

This is Johnny Depp according to Amber Heard

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It's rape accusation time

Oh yeah? Well explain who comes over at night, while i'm asleep, to my mom's house and eats all our food?

Oh no, she's trying to cry again

This is painful to watch

CAVITY SEARCH

No, lol. She is going to give her sob story for a couple days. This is all planned out. There is a break next week, so they want to leave the jury with #HerStory to marinade on.

if he stares back, he's feeding her something/engages with her non-verbally and it can be spinned as "he's trying to intimidate her".
if he doodles and looks away, it means he's leaving amber all room to testify as she pleases. no one can say he's influencing her in any direct way.
rules of power: never stop your enemy's mistakes.

But why
Her own staff and own friends and ex lovers all say that amber attacked them.

This chick is genuinely fucking insane

literally me

PUSSY SEARCH

Hi user, I'm JUSTice.

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100%
that dont touch my woman shit sounds like a fantasy she masturbates too

Cavity search, where is it?

no, there's no time left

>cavity search
kek

this is not looking good amber bross.. people are not buying it

A CAVITY SEARCH? HIS COKE WAS IN HER ASS? WHAT THE FUCK LOL

a cavity search? bitch this aint no dentist

OBJECTION YOUR HONOR I NEED TO CUM TO VIDEO TO THIS

it's over for Depp

Lmao she's against cocaine now? Lmao

>Proceeds to do a cavity search?
what the fuck, please hire a writer

THIS BITCH IS CRAZY

ahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They did the RAPE card LMFAO

IM ACTING
SO HARD
LOOK AT ME, IM SO FUCKING ACTORRRRRRRR
WOE IS ME IM ACTIIING
>W-WHY WOULD I HIDE IT
NICE TRY ACTOR

kek

Based Johnny too busy reading Yea Forums during all this.

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>Tries to cry...
>can't get any tears
>instantly talks normally after

based johnny looking for his coke

>cavity search
oh lord.

ITS TIME FOR CAVE EXPLORER

This bitch is crazy!

i mean she's insane but he's also insane.
why didn't he go to the police after that? why didn't she get a divorce immediately? i dont get that shit

Dumb cunt. Who the fuck are you trying to fool. Go take a shit on the jury's desk instead, that's literally the only thing you're good for

>TIME FOR YOUR CAVITY SEARCH!

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This bitch apparently has a photographic memory

>NOT A SINGLE TEAR AGAIN
NOT A SINGLE TEAR AGAIN
>NOT A SINGLE TEAR AGAIN
NOT A SINGLE TEAR AGAIN
>NOT A SINGLE TEAR AGAIN

SHES BREAKING

holy fuck i cant watch this crazy cunt it literally melts my brain cells

The way she really tries to endear herself to the jury is terrible. Those nervous little smiles an laughs are so fake.

>I am against cocaine
Amber you literally admitted multiple times you did cocaine. Stop lying.

"someone who is against cocaine"

she did a shit ton of drugs though and ASKED him to get some

youtu.be/NrOemQaEJGU

Why did she put his coke in her puss? Sounds like a dumb move.

Imagine being Johnny and facing this EVERY day.

I'M ACTING x2

Who cares what the retards in the youtube stream think.

This is so BAD lol

Johny, Johny
Yes, papa
Beating Amber?
No, papa
Telling lies?
No, papa
Go to court
Ah, ah, ah

WHAT IF ANY ARE THE TEARS?

Why do people have sex? it's just 15 seconds of reward.

lol how many fingers Amber?

KEK

>you will never sniff coke from Amber's ass

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>twisted his fingers around
OH MAMA! HAWT!

>Rape accusation time

Do you wanna know why I break a wrist? Guns are too quick, you don't get to savour the little *emotions*

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This is the absolute WORST ACTING lmao I'm going to die IRL

a CaViTy SeArCh?

She is trying so hard to force herself to cry lmao

lol she can't cry anymore

No no, he mouthed "five", knowing the exact amount of pounds needed.

he's finished bros

AND THEN SHE MARRIED HIM TWO YEARS LATER

LOOOOOOOOOOL

She's claiming most of these incidents of abuse had other witnesses around but none of them were willing to take the stand for her?

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kek 10/10 image

>CAVITY SEARCH
Jesus my sides are in orbit.

>rules of power: never stop your enemy's mistakes.
Yeah, exactly. I was trying to explain that to people when Depp's side wasn't objecting to obvious objections earlier in the trial. No need to, the jury can see for themselves what's going on. That's what Ms. Heard's team doesn't count on. The intelligence of your average man.

STILL
NO
TEARS
LMAO

She's saying Johnny Depp was doing a cavity search for his cocaine which she said he kept in jars??

LOL WHERE'S THE FUCKING TEARS CRINGE SHIT

imagine being a paid actor and you can't even get crocodile tears

kickstart my pus?

Oh god, someone please webm that I'M ACTING.

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Yikes. This acting...

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...

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>no tears at all
huh...

holy shit she's a worse actor than Kristen Stewart. She's having a full BPD meltdown

This is fucking hilarious

does anyone even remember the original question?

>That was one banana farm too many

WHERE ARE THE TEARS??? YOU'RE REMEMBERING AN EXTREMELY TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE AND YOU'RE DRY EYED.

bros wtf is wrong w Hollywood-ites, I can't imagine half this shit in a normal person relationship

HOLY SHIT LADY WHERE ARE THE TEARS

C A V I T Y S E A R C H

>On the verge of tears
>Sounds perfectly normal 5 seconds later answering the next question
bruh

The janny tranny is on deck everyone

thats just women not acting

just imagine how horrible it must be for all these lies to be spread about you and you just gotta sit there and take it, it'd make my blood boil

wtf johnny... this is rape

kek

Like, you're having a really good day but it just gets better and better. The crash can be brutal i had to stop because of panic attacks and developing anxiety. All good now.

Oh she's over it now

He's probably playing RAID SHADOW Legends

I prefer pussy flavored coke, myself.

> i just stood there... staring at the stupid light on the ceiling

has to be true. no way someone could make up something this poetic on the spot like that

Nice, let's see the Depp support tag

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Jesus, those threads are fantastic for my mood

NONE OF YOU RETARDS ARE FALLING FOR THIS CIRCUS,RIGHT?
insane this mediocre bitch got to hollywood,the power of sucking the right dicks

SHE IS FUCKING BREAKING
WEW

Do you know how many pounds of pressure it takes to push out a coke turd!?

>I don't know how to finish this story

>He just shoved his fingers inside me. I just stood there starting at the stupid light. I JUST STOOD THERE! While he twisted his fingers around; I didn't say...stop.
She's a mediocre actress and a worse writer.

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THIS IS SO BAD CMON

This is so htot

I'm no lawfag, but any reason why neither party considered Tasya Van Ree to testify? Were they unavailable/be deemed irrelevant? You'd think she can shed light on Amber's behavior during their relationship.

meant to reply to you too, have your (you) that you rightfully deserve

>anymore
Not a SINGLE tear has been shed from her eyes during any of this.

>cavity search
>proceeds to get married

All of this makes me like Depp even more. He sounds based

>from struggling to fake crying to flat and fine instantly

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she's mad at herself because she can't squeeze out the fake tears and knows how retarded she sounds

You don't understand, Johnny threatened their lives with his mafia connections.

JOHNNY NO

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MY SIDES

>Muh power imbalance
Don't forget he's richer too, dumbass.

I can't stop laughing at this shit

HELP

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kek

>you will never be raped by cocaine johnny

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>FUCKING
oh no no no bros, potty-mouthed Amber dumping verbal diarrhea on the jury.

How does one return from a cavity search rape?

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"IM CRYING"
"Yes lawyer you can ask me a question"
"OI WAS ROIPED"

Jesus Amber just pluck some hairs out of your nose, put some pepper in your pocket or something.

She deserves SOMETHING for putting up with his boring music.

>LOOK AT ME IM CHANGING TONES EVERY MINUTE IM SO GOOOOOOD AT ACTINGGGGGG
>AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>le cocaine... IS BAD!! I WOULD NEVER!

Didn't she admit in the past to having a coke problem? Pretty sure she went on record saying this.

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Johnny depp is a fucking drug addict, why is it hard for you incels to believe any of these things are true? they sound realistic

MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE

did people buy Christine Blasey Ford? did it matter?

She won't show up after Johnny asked her if she knew how many pounds of pressure it takes to break a human neck.

This is just insulting. I'm fucking offended by this.

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>MY DOG STEPPED ON A BEE
Is she just fucking losing it now and rambling like a madman?! WHY MENTION THAT?

Is that the infamous 'rekt trailer'?

WHERES THE BLOODY JOKES?

LOL JOHNNY AND HIS LAWYERS LAUGHING

>She cant produce liquid tears so she isn't crying

I thought the youtube chat was fucking dumb but here too ?

They're not real people. Amber Heard has hired a brand new PR team, and this board is being flooded with bots in their new astroturf campaign to simulate support for her. It's not real. She's a lying cunt and this trial will bury her.

Terrible idea for her to say she took shrooms earlier. You could chalk that entire story up to her hallucinating and having a bad trip.

>Has entire jars of cocaine
>Literally megapints in a pantry
>Has to rummage around some roast beef for maybe a gram or two in a baggie
?

DOG STEPPED ON A BEE
>DOG STEPPED ON A BEE
DOG STEPPED ON A BEE
>DOG STEPPED ON A BEE
DOG STEPPED ON A BEE
>DOG STEPPED ON A BEE
DOG STEPPED ON A BEE
>DOG STEPPED ON A BEE
DOG STEPPED ON A BEE
>DOG STEPPED ON A BEE
DOG STEPPED ON A BEE
>DOG STEPPED ON A BEE

Fuck Janny.

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Come ooonnnn. IF , fucking IF, she's telling the truth. She's horrible at it. What the fuck are you doing. Just act semi normal. This is c-tier acting . It's comical.

Legit convinced now that she's a psychopath. Like no doubt Depp probably did a lot of shit but the way she presents herself so artificially is fucking scary.

>Amber Turd's opinion

>take your meds
Piss off

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>NOOOOOOO HE RAPED ME
>I didn't say no
>BUT HE RAPED MEEEEEEEE

You will never play hide and seek with Johnny Depp in your bumhole

>johnny will never finger your asshole
it's not fair bros

I AM NOT CRAZY

All those interrogation and body language channels are gonna milk the shit out of this

Fucking Johnny, I bet HE put the bee there!

She thinks it makes the stories more believable if you throw in random seemingly unrelated details, criminal psychology 101

what's the law on perjury in virginia?

Amber is going to get fucked during the cross examination