A mega pint?

SUGOI DEKAI

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a mega grumpy ?

>muffins?

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TRANNY JANNY

>Speed Johnny
>Quaalude Johnny
>Opiates Johnny
>Cocaine Johnny
>Drunk Johnny
>Tea Johnny

One will defend you, the other 5 will attack you.

>I was so in love AT him

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>can't squeeze out a tear
>can squeeze our a turd on the bed

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE JANNY'S PROBLEM?

Why didn't her lawyers explain to her that she's not supposed to go for the Oscar but is just supposed to give a basic testimony?

Why the fuck are the threads getting deleted?

STILL
NO
TEARS
FORMING
LMAOOOOOOOOO

just a nice day for a stroll oh n-

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SHE
CAN'T
CRY

Other thing Johnny is the most powerful

>amber is retelling all these sad stories and she's not even shedding a single tear
this bitch is crazy and a liar

ok, but who shat the bed?

tell cocaine johnny the other johnnys stole his cocaine and hid it in their bodies

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>Cries and act super sad
>next 5 second she talks normally

cocaine johnny of course

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Its like a magic trick how a woman can look beautiful until she starts talking

Is she trying to pin who pooped the bed on Johnny now?

>Can someone give me context of this meme, please and thank you sirs
You'd have context if jannies weren't such assmad niggers because their Kween is on the stand.

He popped his pants

WHY CAN'T I CRY
WHY CAN'T I FUCKING CRY
I'LL JUST CALL HIM A MONSTER AGAIN THAT'LL COVER IT

Nobody is falling for the below porn star acting

not a single tear no matter how hard she tries

>should of

>johnny laughing
continually based

what if any, are the tears?
this movie sucks.

she's not gonna fuck you, jannie. no matter how many threads you delete.

>jannies delete thread about how shit her acting is
Pajeet simps can't stop the Mega Pint Train

A mega turd?

Her eyes are dry as fuck.

Also amazing that literally none of the medical witnesses they brought out ever once mentioned having to clean up after Depp. Amazing that her defense never asked them about that. It's almost as if she's making this up on the spot. Hmmm

Amber pulling out lines from a shitty teen romance flick.

ANONS I LOVE THE FILM PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN LETS DISCUSS THIS SPECIFIC MOVIE AS IT PERTAINS TO THE CORE PURPOSE OF THE 4CHANNEL BOARD KNOWN AS TELEVISION AND FILM

>I wanted to want to leave him
what the actual fuck is she talking about?

i believe amber talking about weak simp johnny being a monster but shes probably also a crazy bitch

>I WAS THE ONE CLEANING THE POOP
lol

i was a better actor at 10 when I broke a grandmas window and faking it was not me

why do jannies 404 these threads?

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Jannies are seething lol

how is she so bad at acting? shes an actress

what about mega pint jonny?

I've seen girls fake cry to teachers with rivers of tears, this is embarrassing.

I'm surprised anybody in the courtroom can keep a straight face throughout this.

>actress
>can't cry on command

lol

JANNIES IFFY UH

NOW she can act lmao

to be fair, the entire country is experiencing a drought.

>the dog shat on the bed
>ok johnny shat on the bed
>ok I shat on the bed but johnny would shit his pants and I had to clean it up
>ok I didn't do anything except shit on the bed while I made our staff clean it up.

I'm legit embarrassed for her, I feel second hand embarrassment telling this bullshit. If the jury actually buys this shit, it's over for humanity.

This sounds pretty believable desu and I believe her

Am I autistic?

Of course speed Johnny, highest agility/attack speed stat

He does it for free

That's typical woman shit

manipulatuve women shit, don't think too much about it

Sorry for copypasta, jannies nuked the last thread...
I'm no lawfag, but any reason why neither party considered Tasya Van Ree to testify? Were they unavailable/be deemed irrelevant? You'd think she can shed light on Amber's behavior during their relationship.

this is cringekino, bros

>I WANTED TO LEAVE HIM
>no wait uhh
>i wanted him to get better, yeah thats it!

jannies mad she said her dog aka jannies stepped on bee ? ALSO FUCK OFF FAGGOT JANNIES NIGGER NIGGER BAN IF YOU CAN i'll just hop on an ''airplane'' real quick

She's a sex icon, not an address. She's legit put in movies to be a pretty face and object of sexual conquest.

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UNIMAGINABLY BASED

>of
burgeranon...

>Cries
That would require tears. Despite what her voice and face are doing, there are none.

thats how normal people talk when they are recalling abuse. the problem is amber is such a bad actress its jarring when she does it

amber heard simps

I believe her too

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wow she's awful

>jannie deleting the thread when she starts fake-crying again

Just accept you were wrong, doubling down won't change reality.

Would make it too easily, you'd obviously pick him.

>mfw johnny fingers my asshole

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She's actually out of breath from not crying

She literally was trying to fix him.

This legit sounds like a bad monologue.

>actually trying to both blink hard and rapidly to get even 1 tear
>Failing miserably

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OI HAD HOPE, ROIGHT
I GOT CAVITY SEARCHED BOI A FACKIN MAN
IM ACTING

She could not be faking it any harder lmao

MY FAVOURITE PIRATES MOVIE IS PIRATES 2 AS THE WORLDBUILDING FINALLY COMES INTO ITS OWN, WHAT DO YOU THINK FELLOW 4CHANNELERS?

dunno, is her sister testifying too?

THE SCENE IS ABOUT EMOTIONALITY

WHERE IS IT

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kek based beaner lawyer not buying any of this shit

Now that is the face of a bed shitter

It's staged.

lol she's so fake it's hilarious

youtube.com/watch?v=Z5mKgtN0dIE
youtube.com/watch?v=0uydVsSzDrE

>THE DOG THIS THIS FACE AND SHAT THE BED

she is faking it worse than OPs mom when I have sex with her.

wtf was that objection lol

>""""""ACTRESS"""""
>cannot convincingly fake emotions

>pirates 2
>trips of 2s
i kneel

I actually feel bad for Amber. Fuck johnny.

>I was a 25 year old child and this old man took advantage of me
DEPP CONFIRMED AS A GROOMER

>Her worst acting is when she's trying to fake compassion.

Interesting.

WHERE. ARE. THE. TEARS?

No, they don't. They don't talk like that. Actual victims of abuse act like this

youtube.com/watch?v=pNfFUsP8ttM

how bad does this turd fake all her orgasms in bed too?

>Apologizing like she's too emotional to speak
>not one single fucking tear
>immediately talks normally
I hate women so god damn much

what was so weird, she just went on a whole emotional rant and then a hearsay objection then its overruled and she SNAPPED back into the emotional rant even with the heavy breathing, clearly acting

He's lucky she's not a good actor, because none of these stories are remotely unbelievable.

not even turbo normie youtube audience is buying this

not a single tear has been shed so far
3 attempts have been made

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You could hear the fucking disgust in her voice when she mentioned him crying earlier.

>POV
>BCS reference
>should of
You're either 12, 76, retarded, or 2 of the above.

then it's better acting than this testimony
WHEEEEEEEEEEEY TURDETTE

Bring on the cross before I piss meself. I can't hold these megapints in forever.

No, same here

>I wrote this letter to myself to read to him one day
lol
>Did you meet his kids?
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah yeah, I was dying to meet them

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I can fix her

I WAS ONLY 25

Depp deserves to get his teeeth kicked in for what he did to Amber
junkie piece of shit

ambersisters.. it's not looking good..

>OJECTION! HEARSAY!
what if any... :^)

Her trying to blink nonstop to shed a single tear is hilarious, maybe it'll work next time Amber!

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Eventually she will cry out of embarresment

Reminder that all of this is before they got married

At least Depp is laughing. Must be browsing Yea Forums, bros.

my lawyer wife is so smart and cute

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HOW CAN SHE CRY

WAIT UNTIL THE CROSS EXAMINATION BITCH!

THE TEARS WILL FLOW WITHOUT ANY EFFORT! HAHAHAHA!

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stop talking about MDMA you whore

I NEVER REALLY LIKED DRUGS

YOU SICK FUCK

>against drinking
>against coke
>yeah ill do some MDMA
amber fraud

Her daddy made her do a shotgun wedding.

amber is blowing it so hard that the jannies are deleting her threads now
it's fucking over for her.

>3
>dozens

at first I was like :'(((( :'''(((( but then
>"hearsay"

:|

>fake crying for 20 mins
>come back randomly one minute later
>completely normal flat voice

Kek. She’s a fucking robot trying too hard

Spotted the trannies

LESBIAN

Three attempts to cry, zero tears.

>It's ok when I use drugs

>a sith, lord?

shes a fucking pshycho lol, unironically finished after this trial

mdma is based and so is cocaine

Lesbian Camp Counselor is a good name for a punk band

I WAS ONLY 26 I DIDN'T KNOW THAT MDMA ISN'T A NICE DRUG

YOU CAN MAKE IT TO HOLLYWOOD WITHOUT KNOWING HOW TO FAKE CRY
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THIS BLOWJOB MACHINE

L B C C
B
C
C

>it's lovey drug so it's okay
>i want to love the man who beats me

>only time I did drugs with Depp

This is the biggest lie she's told.

Cutest in the Depp harem, muffins doesn't even come close.

Fucking hell she's wasting everyones time with this shit.

drunk Johnny then transmog him into Jackie Chan
the other 5 will surrender

SHE WAS 25 YOU SICK FUCK!!!

enjoying watching this with my juicer

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Nice wife bro, she seems beautiful, intelligent, and morally upstanding.

>this is what passes for acting these days
the absolute state of hollywood

shes not crying the whole time retard she has pauses where she collects herself. thats obviously what amber is trying to imitate but she fails because shes a bad actor

>Against drinking
Didn't they just established that she's a level 3 sommelier?

Don't forget that she spend like +$100k monthly on wine herself.

>return of Lesbian Camp Counsellor

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lesbian camp counselor

god she’s so fucking hot
uuuuuuggghhhh i want to fuck her hard as shit

>Les Bian Camp Counselor

thats leading
also, whenever the female attorney for amber responds to an objection on hearsay she just flounders around like a retarded not even mentioning a hearsay exception

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HOLY SHIT BASED JOHNNY

She was smiling so hard during the cavity search testimony. She is going to fucking destroy her in cross.

>Acquiesce

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I love her face whenever she hears "hearsay". Funny shit.

>not superior asmongold stream

what are you? 14?

Can you object your own questioned in any of the games?

>I'm against coke

Yeah, sure.

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amber literally triggers me so much. my ex was exactly the same as her. she even had me arrested

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based johnny sharing with the people

"against the drinking"
she drank 3 bottles of wine a day according to butlerchad

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>he got violent while under MDMA
lmao no he didn't, fuck right off

same

>flight attendent took MDMA with them

0% chance this happened. FAA has big fucking rules on that and do regular drug testing. Doesn't matter if they are on a private plane or not.

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>Australian
>25
there is no way that cocksmoker wasn't shitfaced 24/7 since she was 15

>caring about ecelebs
you need to be 18+ to post here, you literal children

>TFW when you’ll never get to roll on a plane with Johnny depp
Why even live

Johnny was known as the wrist snapper back in the day...

>re-telling the same invented story

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JOHNNY "WRIST-BREAKER" DEPP

I hope she sees this bro

>exactly the same story
wtf are they living in a loop

lol johnny keep threatening women with breaking their wrists

And where is this flight attendant?

sorry m8

every time she takes hallucinogens she has the same story of johnny breaking people's wrists.

>ywn have sex with 17 years and 364 days years old amber

>She acquiesce
Hmmm, where did she learn this word?

>"ive heard this before"

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finna based AF Cow enjoyer frfr

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it ok fren, she can't hurt you anymore

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>MDMA friendly
AKA being a slut

What's he saying? What's the vibe like?

its a private jet not a charter flight you fucking retard

Is cross examination of Amber today?

I heard he trained with Steven Seagal and that's where he picked up his womanhating as well.

That's a nice wrist you got there, bitch. It would be a shame if someone broke it.

I'M ACTING

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI

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does any one even remmeber the original question ? this has been going on for so long wtf

Johnny must be a sight to behold when he's drunk and high. He basically turns into an abuse tornado.

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kek
no, objections are all scripted.

0 chance the flight attendant took drugs with them. Why would they? They are at work. Who the fuck wrote this screenplay

TIME FOR ANOTHER CAVITY SEARCH BOIS

i’m 29

>Do you know how many pints it takes to break a human wrist?

As if you're going to refuse when Johnny fucking Depp offers you some.
Touch grass, incel

>eceleb shit
fucking hell

Wow, Depp has assembled a dream team

She is a terrible actor.It's like you told an autistic child to pretend to be sad and cry.

Not him, but you can hear a clear difference even after she collects herself where her voice is still shaky and sounds clearly distressed. It's hard to talk normally when you're on the verge of sobbing even if you have a moment to to get your shit together. Amber goes from being on the verge of tears to completely 100% normal confident speaking.

HOW MANY POUNDS OF PRESSURE DOES IT TAKE BITCH?

>where is the girl from the trailer incident
>where is the flight attendant
>where is any evidence of your claims

I'll break my wrist rubbing one out to him and Helena Bonham Carter movies while drinking megapints

JOHNNY "WRISTBREAKER" DEPP

now shes tryna say hes homophobic...

based zoomer
how do the zoomie trogs in xqc's stream think about amber's testimony

The fuck is the broken wrist shit? This sounds like some kind of stupid dad joke that her retard brain is misrepresenting.

Also
>getting violent on MDMA

this bitch is such a liar lmao

>johnny's lawyers tie textures arent loaded

what if any was the original question?

need you put down, nonce

Are there any cute girls streaming it?

TIME FOR YOUR CAVITY SEARCH

We are only at 2013. No chance.

Unlikely.

Those clearly not POV memes makes me seethe for some reason, niggers and retards changing the meaning of the words as "literaly"

Nah. Is late already. I expect it for tomorrow or friday or monday.

thank u my frens

Those digits, pirates 2 is great though very nice

No, probably tomorrow afternoon or Friday, she's gonna be on direct for a long ass time.

MDMMA

>i’m 29

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what's he looking at?

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Probably not interested in witnessing and losing their job kek. Literally have sex with a woman's stinkhole

no theres like 30 minutes or smth left it will be tommorow

>he took a handful of MDMA
For Europeans, this is Ecstasy. Taking that many would result in vomiting, shitting yourself, and your limbs twitching uncontrollably. You'd also be blinded by minor light.

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I want to lick her asshole

Johnny Depp tried to snap the wrists of a drugged up lesbian flight attendant for hitting on his ex lesbian wife he constantly beats. Will this flight attendant be coming to court?

Theres no trial next week

Twice or more as well

Doesn't matter you poorfag. FAA has complete jurisdiction of anything in the fucking air, no flight attendant is going to risk their entire lives to bu

YOU SICK FUCK

drawing

I'm posting on Yea Forums

fuck the real engine, unreal engine 3 and 4 had the same problem

if he trained with Master Seagal she would be dead

this very thread

Riddle me this/tv/, if Amber is such a bad actor, then how does she land so many Hollywood roles?

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This thread, say hi to him.

huh how come?

why not

Johnny on one line of coke: youtube.com/watch?v=AjXooH2tokY

>still trying hard to get the jury on her side

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I mean I guess this would bother me if I gave a shit about defending me age but I don’t? Also you forgot to quote

i think he's doodling to take his own attention away as much away from the stand as possible

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hes drawing...
im not joking

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do you think heard bleached her poophole?

>he thinks pilots on private planes don't conform to FAA rules
the guy you're replying to is a retard

clash of clans

dont know, already announced they are taking a week off

she sucks a mean cock

how many pounds of pressure can his career take before it breaks

She's better with what goes in her mouth than what goes out it

do you have to buy the food for the cat to make it and will he make what he wants or what I want?

clash of clans base is getting raided

NINE YEARS for this flight attendant to come forward.

Where is she?

We have MDMA in Europe as well, lol but yeah. Even taking a gram will likely make you OD

it would smelle

holy madman

her testimony is very damning to johnny the abuser and as someone who has been in an abusive relationship it really hits home.. anyone who doesn't believe her is a fucking incel.

He was instructed not to look at her, seems like. He always avoids eye contact with her.

well considering her stories, a lot of mdma induced dick sucking probably

whats the point of this? is someone getting sued?

>For Europeans, this is Ecstasy

E is different because it's a combo drug, there's usually other drugs mixed in with the mdma, meth a lot of times. Stupid ravers thing mdma makes you dance all night, but it's the meth.

Based. Good luck Johnny, we're all with you!

Johnny snatch birthdays from random women

amber heard on legalporno when?

elvis?

KEKKKK

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8/10

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Could just be doing it for his own sake too. Can't imagine having to listen to this bullshit in his position.

they never dealt with a master manipulator like johnny. he literally gaslit amber into thinking he slayed the monster, you think he couldnt threaten a flight attendant into taking drugs with him?

>blood coming out of her nose
>didn't even feel it
Right...

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>no heli
ngmi john

why does she repeatedly use this phrasing

>as embarrasing as it is...

For what reason? What could he possibly add?

Piss poor bait.

>Riddle me this/tv/, if Amber is such a bad actor, then how does she land so many Hollywood roles?
Really gets the noggin joggin.

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This. Only an incel would not believe Amber

Being remotely attractive and having a hole can take you far

just like my animes...

Good luck Capt. Jack, you're a good man and deserve justice.

She's a rich kid with the right looks to play a generic blonde hottie and after Depp fell in love with her and put her she attained a higher status. Notice how she's got literally nothing except Aquaman now?

>selling a yacht to JK Rowling

the chat is funny

This is all fun and games but what a score for Planar

4U

Lol

>a garbage man

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No, they're just in court for fun.

>dude has a yacht and an island
weew

>it sounds stupid
>it sounds crazy

JK ROWLING MENTION
IT'S OVER JOHNNYBROS
HE LOST

amazing what good editing and directing can hide

>to his island
>his island
Damn.

A MEGA YATCH?

ah yes the guy with the almost worse taste in women as depp himself, very epic

>Based rowling enters the story
KINOOOO

i'm so sorry you are being triggered right now..... stay brave and take of yourself, shill

She thinks it makes her seem genuine by opening up and telling the embarrassing truth.

selling the idea that she was a damsel in distress who let herself be abused by a man. this is "embarassing" since she sees herself as a role model to women or some shit LOL

>he was off the wagon again
it's "on the wagon", isn't it?

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The youtube stream has thousands of women calling her a liar in the comments. He won. The Depp is back

>Oh what a night it was it really really was...

As someone who had to live with a BPD cunt, this is maddening. She is behaving the exact same way, same exact lies, same exact gaslighting, and she gets paid millions to do this for a living. I fucking hate this life.

Lmao she looks like an unhinged hysteric bitch.
Does she think this will sway the jury?

>his daughter at the time
is she retarded?

bruh i'm cringing into another dimension
acting for the screen doesn't translate to real life

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ask me how I know you've never left the house.

Name three (3).

That's embarrassing.

The SS TERF

On means sober, off means back to the addiction.

Depends on the kind of wagon

>fell off the wagon because hew was so drunk

AHHHHHHHH MY YACHT MY BABYGIRL
THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE AHHHHHHH

Based.

On the water wagon, off the water wagon.

We do not have Kinder Eggs in the United States you fucking idiot

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>dead fish
That’s it I need to fap. Too horny.

That's what coke'll do to you. They still use it during nose surgeries for that reason. Just saying.

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>used to make fun of zoomers for watching this guy
>watch him out of curiosity one day
>watch it almost every day while working now
I still dont understand why hes so entertaining, especially compared to the other dregs on that website

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HMS Drownlater

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>He jumped into the water in a scary way
Did he yell boo?

HE JUMPED INTO THE WATER THE WRONG WAY AND THEN HE RAPED ME

BALD FRAUD

Right, I forgot they were banned because your dumbass kids ate the toy

this guy gets it

lol he had a cry counter. based.

based Schitzo

Lily rose Depp is hot isn't she folks