WHY IS THIS CARPET SO DIRTY

deppbros? are we the baddies?

What was she implying by him drinking tea so much?

this is the walk in the part part of the testimony

NOT THE FUCKING CARPET. THE JEWS HAVE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME!

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pr team told her she needs to make funny memes for the public to enjoy so she's trying to make way too much tea a thing

probably that it was more than just tea. building ideas that he is a hopeless addict

brainlet, the plot twist is that she's innocent

Maybe Johnny has kidney stones.

he pisses a lot, he's a pisser

drinks tea + crys = pussy

>the jar of coke memes in the last thread

I'm going to miss you bros after this is all over. Y'all funny fuckers.

She's all over the place, holly shit

You know how when you lied as a kid/teenager, you tried your best to describe details to the point of overdoing it, overcompensating to make it seem real? That's what she's doing right now. She's not describing her experiences, she's doing the "see you can tell I'm being honest because I'm describing random details in great depth, right?" move. Kids learn to stop doing this in middle school but she's doing it so obviously lmao

Kevin Spacey did the same thing, stealing stories that happened to his brother and telling them on talk shows.

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Are recovering alcoholics known for drinking a ton of tea? because i seriously thought I was the only one.

>she's innocent
Why are trannies so obsessed with defending Amber?

>didn't record any of this

lololol

This. Depp was drinking poppy tea.

poo actress

T U R D E D
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HOW CAN SHE POO

Holy shit she's bullshitting this and slipping up

Lot of people cleanse by drinking gallons of tea

This.

She never learned it because her looks carried her through life and made people believe her obvious lying. She's the type of woman who has never been told "no" while growing up.

GIT GUD

he's bri'ish

QUALUUDES?
THAT WAS THE DRUG BACK THERE IN THE LATE 70S AND 80S
FUCKING QUALUUDES

Why are jannies so chill now but were a pain in the ass earlier?

It's so painful to listen to. She is so bad at faking empathy. Clearly not a great actress but a pretty face on a Barbie body. Those faces she makes for the jury and the judge, she's like a Tex Avery cartoon.

People will default to another drink to fill the void of alcohol, just like how smokers will chew nicotine gum and then wean themselves down to regular chewing gum to keep their mouth busy.

>tfw been waiting for this for weeks
This is going to be such an utter shit show, there's going to be thousands of videos just ripping apart every line she says.

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WHY DON'T YOU FUCK OFF TO THE BATHROOM, THEN!?

I'm pretty sure they haven't existed for 3 decades, yeah.

Because turd is speaking now and the tranny jannies love turd

>corn bread and ice tea took the place of pills and 90-proof
Bocephus, 1981

I sincerely hope they don't fuck up cross examination like they did this morning

Chudbros... Think we lost this round

tranny jannies are on ambers side

Once the cute beaner from Depps team starts the cross examination its fucking over for Amber. Attractive women hate other attractive women, she's going to destroy her.

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because this testimony is not counter to the ongoing Narrative

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NON NARCOTIC
NON ADDICTIVE

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I can't wait for cross when they throw all the recordings at her. The lawyers don't even need to say anything, she's so fucked.

Whats going on with those legs?

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that doesn't make sense when the threads are highly critical of her

How can a professional actor be such a bad actor in this situation?

I guess it's a lot different when you're not saying lines word-for-word and get to do multiple takes till it seems natural.

Deppkeks already coping

The youtube normies arent buying it, so are the jury?

Can some photoshop wizard splice the turd into the cocaine pirate jar please, we need to achieve maximum memetrics.

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>kid/teenager
Women stop developing mentally at age 15. She IS a teenager.

yep, she is trying too hard to get in victim character to cry, but she can't, only experimented actors can cry on will, usually beginners like her need to put water on their eyes during a scene or something like that,
...

holy gams

If niggas on youtube think she's full of shit then the jury almost certainly does as well.

Jury is 4 men and 3 women so hopefully they aren't all simps

>The youtube normies arent buying it, so are the jury?
The age of the Orc is finally ending.

Her roles are mostly eye-candy.

jury is comprised of chinese people who haven't watched pirates.

Are jannies ok with this trial now?

in japan we call them daikon ashi

>I AM ACTING

>She IS a teenager.

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but does it match the drapes

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post both and i will

>chinese people
>Siding with the woman
We got this one, Deppbros

Because acting is Yea Forums-related

They're from Virginia. At least one of them probably has hit a woman and felt she deserved it.

long island tea

go out more

Damn amber looks so aggressive when the beaner objects, literally staring daggers

It's called lighting

Janny a pajeet ambersimp confirmed

the real tell will be if this testimony is picked up and amplified in the MSM tonight. the coverage was very lowkey up to this point.

lol

>the career of one of the biggest actors of all time is in the hands of 7 people
Is this truly how the american justice system works? Because that sounds absolutely fucking insane.

Let me get this straight; her dad as an opium junkie wrangling horses. And she started working with said junkie to earn money to start her acting career?

Wait for cross

The carpet really tied the room together man

I really hope this guy is in a Tomb Raider reboot

>hopefully they aren't all simps
It's the current year. Chances aren't in Johnny's favor.

We threatened their livelihoods and they bent the knee.

That sick fuck!

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she gave a few of those looks to the mommy psychologist too

the tranny janny killed himself

Anyone knows when cross is gonna tear her a new one?

she's doing much better than Johnny Dementia who takes an entire minute to formulate a sentence

going to get spicey

>Johnny constantly beat me like a rag doll.
>But seriously, the article I wrote never named him. It was about something totally unrelated.

underrated

yes, and this isn't even for an arrest just for money, imagine you get falsely accused and your life hangs in the balance of 7 people, truly insane

when is the beaner going to start asking question?

>quick, my sad face!

"Cleanse" is a meaningless term

no one is. twitter is fucking destroying her.

It's a civil suit. Not a criminal case.

Wasn't a huge part of the psych evaluations talking about her growing up in an abusive family? She still has a relationship with them? She confides in her mother?

Johnny's female lawyer is pretty on the point with these. Straight to it every time.

BREAK TIME

What's with all the FUCKING SIDEBARS

God I can't wait for cross to see that cute lawyer tear her apart

picture-in-picture bro how do I play multiple vids? I can only do one at a time

afternoon break, time for gallons of tea

Sounds like the beaner is getting tired of having to object to turds bullshit

some nice music to listen to during the break. i think it mirrors the tone of her testimony
youtu.be/mWo3woi9Uro

Nicccce

lol no, that's how people tell something that happened. this is acting and very bad acting. ywnbaw.

Hot.

>dad as an opium junkie

how the fuck a farmer is a drug addict?

>Female lawyers
LMAO

I'M

ACTING

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BASADO

Care for some quick jiggie?

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WHEN IS THE CROSS EXAMINATION

Amber's about to read all our posts, guys.

All terms are meaningless retard. I'm not discussing semantics with a braindead tv poster

>Johnny beat me senseless 24/7
>I told some people, but I never thought to actually get any kind of evidence
>I still married him years later as well
Does anyone even believe this shit?

A mega cup of tea

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He probably wasn't a farmer, just some junky living on a ranch.

Lol

STOP SIMPING
>SHES NOT GOING TO FUCK YOUR BROKE MIDCLASS ASS
STOP SIMPING
>SHES NOT GOING TO FUCK YOUR BROKE MIDCLASS ASS
STOP SIMPING
>SHES NOT GOING TO FUCK YOUR BROKE MIDCLASS ASS
STOP SIMPING
>SHES NOT GOING TO FUCK YOUR BROKE MIDCLASS ASS

kek it sounded so fucking rehearsed

4/7 of the jury have family members who were killed by jolly pirates.
not looking good jonnysisters

kek

What's with all that exaggeration?

holy shit this is awful

his career is and always will be in the hands of hollywood jews

She's never getting work again after this performance