Smartest man in the universe

>Wanda, Black Bolt can destroy you with one whisper from his mouth

>turn one of your toes into a little snake
>sneak it around behind her while she's distracted by your conversation
>use it like a whip on the back of her head to knock her out

ez

and i'm not even the smartest man on Yea Forums, let alone the universe

Here's what blows me away. They introduced Reed Richards into the MCU by killing him off in the most ridiculous way possible. I know it's an alternate universe Reed but come on, man. You're supposed to introduce the main one FIRST before you introduce AU versions. What the fuck.

Do these screenwriters seriously expect people to not remember the original matrix?

This movie looks pretty unimaginative but that Black Bolt death was fucking disgusting

More like Mr. Autistic

She could but she's a woman, therefore stupid.

is there a cam out or something

The wh*te bois are killed instantly, pathetic.

see capeshitter

lmao

>turn one of your toes into a snake
>climb up her pussy/asshole
>expand
Mr fantastic has the potential to be one of the most OP heros

how does he die?

>oh no, my mouth has been sewed shut. I better scream at the top of my lungs!
I don't get it, is he really not strong enough to survive himself?

Wanda uses magic to turn him into spaghetti and then pops his head

not watching this shit but somebody pls explain how mr fantastic and black bolt die?

She shreds him up and then he goes kapow.

he has to be otherwise he would have died a long time ago, his shouts are nukes tier. His mouth, jaw, ears, skin at the very least must be indestructible to take all that and not die in the first try

he's supposed to be extremely trained to not even snore in his sleep

Black bolt has a brain far, Reed turns into spaghetti, Cap Carter gets bysected and Cap Marvel squished

He stretches his arms out to grab him, she turns him into spaghetti and lifts him in the air, he screams like he did in A Quiet Place and his head explodes. I laughed when I saw the scene

>his shouts are nukes tier. His mouth, jaw, ears, skin at the very least must be indestructible to take all that and not die in the first try
>kill off a cartoony fanfic tier character
Basado.

Here’s the scene. You can save some money like I did once I saw this. Who am I kidding. I never planned on watching this horse shit in theatres
youtu.be/rnEKAD_ad5I

>men job immediately
>captain carter fights solo for a good 30 seconds despite being the weakest of the bunch

Wow they aren't even shying away from the YASSSS effect.

Tell that to Xav’s snapped neck.

qrd?

See

his head makes a fucking balloon sound, it had to be a joke

All introductions are ruined anyways now.
They ruined Spideys Villains too.
Any future appearances from these characters carries baggage of, “hey I met the alternate version of you”

>black bolt literally kills himself accidentally
holy kek

I seriously can’t get over how funny his death was, it’s supposed to be serious but I can’t stop laughing

>some crazed women kill their friend gruesomely
>oh HEEEELL NAW she didn't

>2 of her colleagues just murdered
>aw hell naw face

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Lmao I know right, she’s just like
>aww naw this bitch gon get it now

A statue falls on the black chick and kills her? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lmao jesus christ raimi

why does Mr Fantastic sound like he’s passing a kidney stone before his head blows up? i agree

>They ruined Spideys Villains too.
>Any future appearances from these characters carries baggage of, “hey I met the alternate version of you”
>Thinking they're going to bring any of them back
>Wanting them to reuse villains
Spider-Fags are as bad as Batfags.

was it a confederate statue?

Wanda is a mary sue character with ridiculous plot armor. Any decent supe with super speed should punch her brains out.

Dumbest Reed Richards in the multiverse. Fortunately the MCU's Richards is asian.

his head literally makes a balloon popping sound
I guess it makes sense, since he's stretchy and elastic and everything, but wow

I thought there was gonna be some awesome fight with all of them. Half of them die like complete bitches.

Kang is Black so Sue will be black too calling it now, they wanted to make Sue black in Fan4stic

are they only using this shitty actor from the office because twitter and reddit asked for it?

Yep.

Just make her brother Black so he can have swagger

An alternate universe Pietro should've stopped her.

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Ralph Boner

Wanda absorbed Captain nigger powers?

holy shit that's some really awful acting from the nigger and the captain bong