This is the BEGINNING OF THE END for Depp. Expect the DDF (Depp Defense Force) to declare MARTIAL LAW...

>the sex was unsimulated
Woah can we get Marx up here to confirm if this happens?

Why the fuck is the Latina lawyer doing the cross? She seems like the less experienced. This cross demands one of the big boy lawyers.

Is she a wild card?

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most people these days are mentally ill/autistic. this is going to work.

based COOM lawyer

My pure perfect angel... She could never do anything wrong... She dindu nuffin, bros...

I’m 30 and never gave a girl poetry or a bicycle.

Because old man driving her to tears over her bullshit comes off worse than latina mommy calling her out.

female on female, seems less abrasive. she has a very kind approach to questioning.

>She seems like the less experienced.
you've heard her say nothing and you're just saying that because she's a woman and not white, you dumb chud.

People love Marvel movies

beautiful women can't stand each other, they start to get catty
amber in particular is the type to be threatened by other pretty women
its actually a big galaxy brain 4d chess move from depp and co
amber will break and the demons will come pouring from behind the facade

She looks like shes 25.

Yum...

Has anyone noticed how vicious black women are being to amber?

they're trying to go for the groomer angle, lel
americans are pathetic

Holy shit, she's still going

youtu.be/j-emlb2_jdI?t=70

>23 is too young to date an older famous rich guy

if she wants to play that card she needs to just admit to being dumb

LAtina lawyers isnt that attractive.

SHE WAS 23 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

Is Johnny crying right now?

Is this really a picture of her shit?

black women know women are vicious cunts

Brehs...johnny raped her a little...then she had to marry him

Compare her to every person, every witness and johnny himself, who's been in that chair. It's like she's having lunch with friends and everyone else has been at a funeral. She can't be dumb enough to think anyone will buy this shit.

>What gifts did Mr. Depp send you
God, could you be more transparent?

>if you know what I mean
What did she mean by this?

Amber is knocking out this out the park. Fuck johnny. Creepy groomer shithead.
Jury is already on amber's side.
Johnny loses this case.

>she

>This
They don't hide it either, Which is wonderfully refreshing

>I wouldnt have accepted it anyway
lmao this bitch

I know what you're up to, just don't

johnny needs to stop drawing and pay attention the jury is not going to like this

>cant even do kindergarten math

holy heck, another red flag

>why are they using a female lawyer in a case about alleged male abuse
Gee i dunno.

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>Depp also paid for some nigga's entire art gallery so he could move out of his mom's garage
I'm thinking this route ain't gonna pan out the way they think it will.

Haha, Yoshi!

Two memes merged into one?
GET ON IT NIGGAS

She is just explaining how Depp was a creep when they met. This trial is about domestic abuse in the relationship. So unless they try to connect creepiness to domestic abuse somehow all that's been said so far is useless.

Further proof that she wasn't smart enough to consent.

Amber Stixx meme, DO IT FAGGOTS

Why don't they call her ex for testimony? I wonder what she was like with him

they never even mentioned grooming once this is bullshit and anyone with half a brain can see it

>shesheshesheshesheshesheshesheshe

Anyone who isnt a overly dogmatic retard listens to the "hitting" audio and knows Amber was in the right and Johnny was being a dramatic little fuck.

This case is really showing the world how much Johnny loves art and how he tries to foster appreciation of it in everyone he meets by giving them the opportunity to make art or the tools to learn. What a good guy.

I will never get to experience this

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Such a creep that she eventually dated and willingly married him.

Or...let me guess, it wasn't willing, huh?

A six week trial? Yeah me neither

NO STFU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP IT NAO FOOGIT

>Just said she kissed him back and they fell in love
They're at least not dumb enough to go for the grooming angle. Only imply it.

Oh don't worry, once the feds get ahold of your hdd you'll go through it.

it was ON

>in Johnny's testimony, he's responding and talking to the lawyer asking questions
>in Amber's testimony, she's responding and talking to the jury

Really makes you think.

Never say never, user.

ON LIKE A TURD ON THE BED

Have you ever been in a relationship? Women have "hit" me multiple times when we're in the heat of an argument. I dont give a shit. It just rolls off of me. They know they aren't going to do any serious damage to me. I know that as well. Its your role as a man to stand your ground and not hit her back. That's how shit's been for centuries. They're not going to hurt you. You're hurting them more by being a man.

lmao

desperately trying to get the jury to like her?
its working

We can't win Johnny bros. Amber is too fucking cute.

The way she so glowingly retells their relationship is the BIGGEST indicator she is LYING and ACTING her ass off!!!!

No real victim would react and tell the story in this way. It would be somber....

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*fuckable

this

I just want a girlfriend man.

yikes

ITS OVER.

she looks like she's about to cry though
she doesn't sound sufficiently choked up though

rapeble*

babbyrage

She has bitter chain smoking alcoholic scowl face already.

here we go, time for tears

NO I HAVE NOT, HOW DARE YOU ASK ME SUCH A TRIGGERING QUESTION. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, IM NOT AN INCEL IM A HUMAN BEING!!!!

Man did nobody tell her you're not supposed to BE ACTING when you give testimony

i love the face she has when she pegs me

>oh no someone showed me love and gave me gifts it was so horrible I'm going to cry

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For Amber

>i was in love because he gave me lavish gifts
not surprised in the least she's saying this

is there anything amber can't do?

is she fucking simping hahha

Warm glowing poo on JD bed, huh amber? Magic poop hun?

suicide fuel

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Objection, hearsay.

act convincingly in court

Does Yea Forums know a single poem?

Wasn't she well past adulthood when they first met?

*was

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And they ask her meaningful questions like "What charities have you contributed to?". Because that's super relevant to shitting on other people's beds.

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>It felt like...AHA....absolute magic.

Ok, the bad actress is starting to peak through.

WTF IS THIS COMMUNITY COLLEGE TIER ACTING!!!!!

Everyone should see right through her.

Objection to your objection

Stop looking at the jury so much, slut!

It's called being an actor. She wants you to think she's a likeable person, so you'll believe her.

If any thing, Johnny being fucking weird and off putting with stilted speech is a mark that he was being his real self. Either that, or he forgot how to act after 30+ years or got nervous being on the stand for (in his like 3rd case).

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>Now Amber, when you take the stand, show the jury the real yo-
>Nevermind, just act, it'll be less damaging

agreed, didn't expect her to say these things...wtf i love her now bros

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imagine you are johnny depp and watching your abuser that cut off your finger put up this testimony and having to keep a straight face

have a healthy relationship

I can recite most of the Aeneid in Latin

This is the first time I'm watching this trial. I've been watching for 5 minutes. Can I get a 2-sentence rundown of everything that's happened until now?

Grooming can happen in one's mid 20s, no problem. I myself, in fact, had been groomed when I was 33 by my garbage man.

Tonybros how are we feeling..........

>Oh I was so busy, uh I had to change all my plans to go be with him, all the plans and work I had, I was so busy.

>having a woman this in love with you
I deserve a woman's affection

MEGA PINT OF TEA

a mega pint of tea?

This fucker LOVES tea

How did he groom you?

Amber Heard
Left a turd
In the middle of her bed.
She tried to blame it on the dog
But Johnny looked down at this log
Clearly this could not be said
That the dog was the one that shat on the bed.

The poop, too big;
The dogs, too small;
The story, too far;
The reach, too tall.

The Turd that Amber Heard had left
though fast, and swift and deft;
was not done by the dog or maid,
It was Ambers Turd that she had laid.

>all the piss poor american wageslaves listening to these people flying on their private islands

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No, you're poor.

Milk Milk Lemonade
Around the corner fudge is made
Stick your finger up your hole
And out pops a tootsie roll.

What now nigga?

I actually cannot watch her testimony, she is so fucking unbearable.

TEA ADDICT

your fault, johnnie-come-lately, lurk more

Just own an island and be a billion $ movie star

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deppbros....its fucking OVER

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bpd histrionic patients tend to describe everything with unnecessary flowery descriptions

Fuck off, speedreaders.

Black women unironically know what's up when it comes to relationships and they viciously tame their men. They calling out the ho

johnny bros.. we lost.. amber won

mates.... I am LITERALLY drinking tea right now

>lots of tea, i mean lots & lots of tea
*awaits for the court to laugh*

He gave me a haircut and a manicure

Im sorry johnny bros. Amber has won me over. This angel was clearly abused by johnny. Jury will be won over as well.
Its over johnny bros.

It's clear as day that Johnny manipulated her and abused her. I mean he's twice her age.

He'd give me gifts of things he found in the garbage.

what did i miss so far? just tuned in

What? She's very watchable, this is the best part so far. The fuck ?

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>photographic memory about the relationship
>can't remember what movie she was filming at the time
lmao

This Deep-Herd trial is fascinating.

It's both exposing the incels that hate all women, and the incels that lick the ground women walk on. Both sides, losers, but still fighting it out. There is no winner, both these millionaires are shit people with problems, but here are people arguing about it.

Anyway, remember the Maxwell trial? The one that was done without any footage/evidence and has all documents sealed indefinitely? Lol, that's weird.

>he liked tea
>I didn't think anything of it at the time
what did she mean by that

Johnny????

wow put that thing down son

why is johnny such a fake brit. tea lmao.

johnny lub tea
Amber is giving the performance of her life but because she is not a good actress it is still pretty low quality

only if you are into scat

wifebeater

tea isn't bad tho

you just need to find a needy woman with severe abandonment issues and show her attention and affection in a semi-consistent manner. then its simple, stay with her until she gets bored and leaves/cheats on you (which amber was in the process of), or dump her first to make her love you forever by taking advantage of that same abandonment complex.

Bet she's going to claim it was marijuana tea or some shit.

She has a very nice voice

The tea is the key to all of this

>johnny is a raging tea addict
deppbros....its over...

Faggots

god i hate her, this acting is just aggravating when we know what she sounds like when her demon BPD mode kicks in
this is the same woman that was obnoxiously laughing, mocking and calling johnny a baby
she's the definition of being two-faced

No woman will ever fall in love with me

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LOTS OF TEA
LOTS OF TEA
LOTS OF TEA

>A LOT OF TEA :^)
>.. no laughter
give it up amber.

>they had an electricity
Anons does this really happen?

>the boots

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>remarks on the tea again
>*very obviously rehearsed smirk*
like what does she think she's doing here

god she's so despicable but i would hate fuck her

a LOT of tea.
.
a LOT of TEA.
A LOT OF TEA.
a lot
of TEA.

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Hanging out with the Burton crew for too long turns you into a bribong weeb

>"I-it's okay, they didn't do serious damage"
Imagine being such a beta that you let someone chimp out and hit you in any given argument without telling them off. You really think that shit was okay centuries ago? That both peasant and knight wouldn't put a stop to that shit immediately in all but the most extreme circumstances? Whatever you want to tell yourself to justify being a bitch, I guess.

She's trying her best to charm the jury, it's all part of the plan and very artificial. They're trying to paint her as incredibly loving and calm, Johnny's side did this too early on.

You fags are really impressionable. The replies in this thread make it clear that 99% anons would fall for a BPD girl and get their lives ruined by them and never see it coming.

he drank a LOT of tea, okay

Johnny stop, you're in court

H-how many mega pints of tea did Johny drink bros?

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yes you never had a HS crush?

HASTA LA MUERTE

Go on.

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I love her. Cope.

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wait, how much tea??

We're winning this Johnny bros

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It happens to stupid fucking 14 year old who are love starved.

>wha-what!? You like the same song that I do!? OMG this is god's message to me! You're the one! YOu feel the electricity in air right now?

This isn't how adults fall in love.

she's such a bad actress

Battered wife logic applies to both genders, I see

T E A

who's up for some tea and muffins, lads

When does Depp's Chad lawyer get to roast her?

TEA?!

>they bribed my parents thats why they said nice things about him after the alleged abuse
too obvious team amber.

stop trying to make A LOT OF TEA happen!!!

And that's why I'm staying single. Find another surrogate father, bitches.

Why does she still have such a good relationship with ehr parents when they both abused ehr and were addicts??

It takes a devil bitch to out talk a devil bitch

Isn't this already the cross?

You piece of shit.

What type of firearms bitch? I wanna know what Johnny likes.

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I have never had a girlfriend

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This isn't how healthy relationships work. When your partner physically strikes you regardless of the genders, you owe it to yourself to either hit them back in equal measure or pack up and leave. A person who tries to solve disputes with violence is not someone you should waste your time on.

No

but it was a lot of tea! :D
you can laugh now

turned me into his personal cum dumpster

what does he do?

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Monster...

amberbros...? he fucked our girl's sister???

>This isn't how adults fall in love.

Yea it is. Not disagreeing with the sentiment. Adults should not connect based on favorite colors and candy and things like that. A large portion of the population does indeed get into relationships based on surface level interest and not deeper values.

she admitted to it, retard

is anyone buying this?

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Amber is a pure angel.
Johnny is a monster and belongs in jail.

Deppchads... what if she exposes that Johnny has been drinking tea this whole time..

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Sit and look smug

I wish this would happen to me...

Both sides partake in the cross examination, Depp was questioned first by his own then by Amber's lawyers. currently it's amber's lawyer questoning her, Depp's side will come later.

This is the same fake personality my 24 year old sister puts on around my parents. It's so fake it's cringe

>amberbros
Kill yourself incel

He's TOO nice

That's why everybody I know loves him

Is she just upset he didn't shower her with his spunk

I think he's like the lead lawyer, the one who organizes all this. He's questioned a few witnesses, but not since like the first week.

this was my line, and the correct response is

ACT

Beautiful