AMBER TURD TAKING THE STAND

>her acting is so bad!!
Go back to plebbit

>Austin, TX

That explains everything. Austin girls are fucking psychotic.

Real sad face , for real guys I'm so sad

Breaking Horses.....like breaking men

horse

She's crazy for sure but jdepp is the abusive one.

why is she talking about horses

Holy shit, she couldn't be any faker if she tried.

>muh small town america

She grew up in fucking Manor in Austin, TX. She was rich as fuck.

She is clearly insane

She's always been a bland, unconvincing actress, simp

>I grew up working class

BUCK BREAKING LESBIAN CAMP COUNSELOR

I can't watch the trial rn bros, qrd?

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>being overly nice and chipper for the jury

>Had a scholarship
>I Was working class
This bitch crazy

to pretend she isn't a spoiled brat

it's to self defense to relate to how she could deal with brutal animals such as depp.

THREAD THEME!
youtube.com/watch?v=TPfa5VuTVN4

kek

It's fucking over. I just checked social media and most people are starting to shift to Amber's side.

We fucking lost Johnny bros.

One is simply aware.

Amber won.
Tunrs out johnny was the one who shat the bed and raped ambers dog.

damn she looks terrible, did her lawyers tell her to look haggard for the jury?

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Horses, family, really hard working, religious, poor, hard life, victim, smart . It's over ,she has them

>jdepp is the abusive one

Him:
>never had any history of abuse
>well loved by all his staff, even the lowest level ones
>her own family has been on his side

Her:
>literally everyone hates her
>multiple eye witnesses reporting they saw her punch, kick, shove and throw shit at him

Oh but sure, he just randomly decided to abuse Amber out of no where for no reason.

good

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SOUP KITCHEN LMFAO

lmao this shit is so made up

shes a nervous wreck lol

objection relevancy

WOW she worked at a SOUP KITCHEN

IT'S OVER

THERE'S NO TERM IN THE AMERICAN VERNACULAR WHICH GARNERS MORE SYMPATHY THAN 'SOUP KITCHEN'

WOW GUYS
I didn't know any of this about her!
she is a SAINT!

my gf

Why is she telling her life story? what does this have to do with fucking anything?

Uh oh, she's wrapping them around her finger bros. It's over for Johnny

OVERRULED DEPP SIMPS! HAHAHAHAHA

She's a saint. I'm switching.

>I worked for deaf kids

lmao this bitch, that's literally one of the volunteer requirements they make you do in this area because we have the School of the Death and all the HS choose it because then they get to hang out on Congress lmao

if she was so poor how could she afford horses

oh kool they have pics of judges like they have portraits of wizards in elden ring

>i worked in the soup kitchen, with deaf kids
*cross examination*
>is it true miss depp, that you did these things out of community service for beating the shit out of the fat girl at school?
basef.

>I broke wild horses and got into construction to pay for my own scholarship and helped the homeless and solved world hunger

She knows she ruined her life by lying about him and its all over

this but unironically

What a lying cunt

Depp physically visits children hospitals in his Jack Sparrow outfit

Turd supposedly served soup.

how is this any different from a middle of the day soap opera for housewives?

yjk

>MUH MAKE UP
top kek

interesting...

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She's so sweet, and all you brainwashed retards try and ruin her.

What character is she playing?

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What happened

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>depp refusing to look at her
>she hates it

Literally no one is buying this.

>tell us about when you defected on Mr. Depps bed
>Tell us about when you severed part of Mr Depps finger
>Tell us why you hate Capt. Jack Sparrow
>You list your occupation as "actress" but.... no one seems to recall seeing you in a film?

>thread stays up when its Ambers turn
Fucking jannies are Amber simps

>when can i CUM?

WHEN I TELL YOU BITCH! UMMFFF

SHE TOOK THE BUS
>SHE TOOK THE BUS
SHE TOOK THE BUS
>SHE TOOK THE BUS
SHE TOOK THE BUS
>SHE TOOK THE BUS
SHE TOOK THE BUS
>SHE TOOK THE BUS
SHE TOOK THE BUS

the wall

:(

why is she roleplaying as a poor lmao
t. real poor person

>never had any history of abuse

He is talking shit, swearing and being verbally abusive in their voice recordings, its both of them, not just her.

Also every single encounter he's mentioned in he seems to be on illegal drugs or drinking alcohol.

Ok but what about the droid attack on the muffins?

what is Johnny looking down at so intently

>she's choking
Not like this womanxsisters

>MUH HECKIN MEAN WORDS
kys simp

>lives in LA
>"cars are expensive"

haha

Boys remember twin peaks?

> being verbally abusive
lol

fuck fuck fuck i msised it
give me a quick rundown

reading this thread, i'm johnny btw

a crossword puzzle

filling out his bingo card

>Pineapple express
>Big film
Yikes

zombieland sucked ass

>He is talking shit, swearing and being verbally abusive in their voice recordings, its both of them, not just her.
That's not abuse.
>Also every single encounter he's mentioned in he seems to be on illegal drugs or drinking alcohol.
He still wasn't abusive.

>why is she roleplaying as a poor lmao

She came from humble beginnings, you're suppose to show sympathy

he's drawing penises

>
ROLLING

she's got a nice smile. it's over johnnybros...

>ITS OVER

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world anyone please spoonfeed me this meme? i keep seeing it in Johnny threads, wtf is the context?

Does she expect anyone to buy any of this bullshit?

>muh verbal abuse

Yeah I would be verbally abusive too if you slammed a door in my face and throw a full can of redbull at my head and cut off my finger and through my shit off the balcony and smashed up my penthouse and defecated on my bed and...

>so i was doing small roles in big movies, or big roles in small movies UNTIL i got bored of being a poor and decided to ensnare Johnny Depp in an unholy matrimony

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she was in that?

>swearing at your partner is abuse
No
>calling your partner fatass is abuse
No

I like that severe look

>to pretend she isn't a spoiled brat
lol.
talk about her being this out of touch
>muh horses are middle class
dumb sloot

She's a pure saint omg guys I'm in love

It was very popular.

bait

How is this fucking related to the case at hand

>amber is abusive.. because she just is!!!
>not jonny though.. because.. because amber is abusive!!!!!

fucking retards all of you

he's coloring in as a coping mechanism for stress

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Has Johnny looked up even once?

big fan bro...

>doesnt mention Never Back Down

am i a boomer or isnt that the movie that put her on the map

This is all so embarrassing. How can anyone bear to spill their dirty laundry like this.

kys simp fag

he was driving when the court interviewed him. everyone laughed.

No it wasn't, it was shit.

awful bait

She wants to play Lara Croft in the next Tomb Raider movie, obviously

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Yeah, there's no way she was in a movie called Pineapple Express.

See how many times she says "ERM!!"

worked

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I cant watch. Watching liars squirm publicly makes me so uncomfortable.

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is she falling in love with him again?

>into obscure literature and music
>stars in Hollywood junk
Hmmmmm

hi Johnny

He's just completely mentally exhausted of her bullshit. I had an ex exactly like Amber and legit I wouldn't even allow people to bring her up after I finally got away from her because I was just completely exhausted from her existence by that point.

I know exactly where Johnny is right now and it sucks to be there.

>Never Back Down
name a worse movie

Even the ex that Johnny cheated on WITH AMBER says he's a sweet guy. Think about that, nobody should hate him more than she does.

Meanwhile Amber's previous partner literally sued her for beatings.

kek wtf, who even is he?

Watch her win this because of her mental illness.

they're both pieces of shit, hope they both OD and die

Never said that she was either, just that it's absolutely retarded that she defamed him, which is the whole point of this trial.
Fucking off yourself, simp.

>miss depp
you're retarded

She's too pure for this world

Love Guru?

retard

Shes just making him sound even more based

Why do americans use "you know" in every damn sentence?

>repeating terms
its over amber sisters.....

She’s soaking herself on the stand, gross

>trying to portray a meeting and a polite discussion of mutual interests as predatory
lol

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when you become an actor, can you ever go through life without being fake?

i've noticed a lot of these guys take their work home with them, non-stop acting expressions.

>obscure books
>doesn't name a single book
You know it's like Lord of the Flies or some shit

...

i feel sorry for her, looks was all she had and they're fucking gone

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kino time
finally getting to hear her voice bros!

>you're the dream kid
>you're it
LOL

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>simp
>while jonnys cum dribbles from your mouth

ok lol

he's a security guard at tehe buildung where thye klived

Is that her scattered brains?

Women just cannot ever accept being assholes, can't you

Roughly about half the amount Johnny does.

christ the testimony is cringe af

No, I just hate women.

>noooooooo stop moving your head so much you fake bitch

Jump in a woodchipper simp

No he wasn't. He was like some hotel dude / building manager.

>Z on his hand
wtf he's with the russians?

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I doubt you can. Every actor is a nutjob in some way or other.

Was she an extra or something?
I've seen that movie like 40 times and I don't remember seeing her in it.

based

>you know

Lynchian

>68% rotten tomatos
>Staring Seth Rogan
>Staring that guy from Spiderman who turned out to be a rapist
>Made $100M dollars internationally

>big film

Mark Collett live right now with Adam Green. Get in here Yea Forums chads. WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED
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She's extremely nervous, even anxious. That's quite obvious

She was the fat jew's girlfriend

>rotten tomatos

She was Seth Rogan's high school girlfriend he gave free weed to.

>she was only 22
>he was twice her age
so johnny groomed her into being his wife.

sigma grindset

it's atlas shrugged

No million?

>rotten taste in movies

She never deserves to work again

yes.

everything she is doing is played up as though she's in a scene.

Sounds like when dudes gets compliments and take it too far

>we were filming in Puerto Rico, it was surreal
i dont even know what im listening to. Whats her lawyers angle? Why is any of this relevant

>did he used his tongue?
>yes!!! (biggest smile)

>so johnny groomed her into being his wife.

When are you incels going to realize this is normal? Women want high valued men; men want women at prime child bearing age.

It's really not that complicated.

>did he use his tongue?
ew

>He used his tongue when he kissed her!
DEPP SISTERS. IT'S OGRE

thanks for the correction bro.
im tired from being up with my sick 2 year old last night.

>Did he say these aren't the only lips my tongue will touch?

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>did he use his tongue????
I hate celebrity gossip trials and celebrities so fucking much

+3940 DUDE, SHE WAS LITERALLY 17+5. STOP BEING A NONCE PEDO GROOMER.

>tfw no johnny depp to kiss with the tongue

>and then ... *sob* he RAPED ME!
*Johnny stands up quickly*
>THAT'S A DAMN LIE! I NEV-
>the whole room jumps and starts punching kicking him
>ACK!
>Miss Heard, we award you 100 million dollars.
>Case Dismissed
>Johnny lays on the ground, bloody and broken as the court clears.
>truly...dead men...tell... no ... .tales...
*ROLL CREDITS*

Patsy questions for "relatability". Would maybe be more convincing if we didn't spend three weeks hearing how fucking insane she is.

God she seems so genuine and relatable. I can't believe this mega pint monster would treat her so bad. She was a starry-eyed teen who just wanted to be the american dream and ended up in the american nightmare starring johnny depp. I hope justice is served

>young nobody in a tropical location with a famous actor twice her age oh wow it was incredible
it's pretty obvious

probably to establish her as a romantic all-american girl that Johnny swooped off her feet and then abused

>a love for wine

gonna have to watch this movie

That was her? Damn.

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"Trailer time"

I take back everything I've said about her the past few weeks. She is an angel and I'm in love with her.

Just started watching as she takes the stand and you guys weren't kidding, this is some shitty acting.

Kissing with a tongue is rape.

kek

Here we go...

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you redditors and your sarcasm are so obnoxious.

That's really an american question...

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why are the ambershills flooding this thread?

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am i banned test

Lol

*giggles*

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She raped Kevin Nash in the summer of 06 KWAB

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>it's not rape yet I liked it

?????????????

HE SAID "YUM".

johnny bros... i don't feel so good

Y U M
U
M

>flirting is now sexual assault

yum

based

It's so fucking obvious how hard she is trying to appeal to the jury jesus christ. Be more subtle you fucking bed shitting cunt

she was into it

>i just HAPPENED to be in a bathrobe haha
i hate women so much it's unreal

>he pushed her down
It's not looking good johnnybros...

t. shits in beds

>he said yum then raised his eyebrows
this reads like very bad copypasta lmao

How Johnny isn't running up and beating the shit out of her in front of the whole court for her behavior makes him innocent

She actually talks like a 20 year old girl. Do women really just get away with having good looks and never developing mentally? Frankly you can't blame women when you know they're children inside.

lmao is this bitch still in love with him or some shit? Like what the fuck am I listening to.

this chick was on literal godmode in the day so i'm not buying her hustle bullshit

>R U M
>U
>M

>sarcasm = redditor
never change insecure newfags
>inb4 i'm here since 1996

YUM

kek

This is nauseating and unnecessary. I doubt this teeny bopper trip down memory lane is going to land her any sympathy.

>"Yum!"

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post the real pic

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do women not realize this shit doesnt work when trying to convince men? (which this jusry is mostly composed of)

mega yummy

Yum Yum with a Megapint of Rum

>BPD
Yes.

>amber cam freezes
>break slide appears
this is like an on cinema oscar special

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retard

actual incel post

The funniest thing? There are people on anonymous image boards online who never develop mentally and don't even have good looks

>is this bitch still in love with him or some shit?
Yes. She does not come off as a person who despises him AT ALL. If a woman suffers actual abuse, she wouldn't be smiling and giggling talking about memories like this.

YUM

so you cant blame anyone who drives drunk?

who you watching reacting to this bros?

>Do women really just get away with having good looks and never developing mentally?
basically
uglier they are, the more they have to do to compensate
this is why girls with big boobs fuck like dead fish for example
she just has to be pretty, she unironically dated the richest man on earth, and is maried to a big holywood star, while being probably 90iq

OH GOSH SHE'S INNOCENT DE*P THE RAPIST RAPIST RAPIST

wtf she’s frozen
mkultra moment

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Is it true that Elon Musk is paying for Amber's defence?

YUM
U
M

the stealth abortion rights thread just got nuked

Just waiting for the cross.

>is this bitch still in love with him

That's why she's doing all this, lmao.

>previous story of abuse of family and staff
>one of the stories she is using in this case was stolen from her assistant
>no single person witnessed her allegedly injuries. One of the times was when she was dragged through broken glass and with cuts in all her body. Another was a broken nose. How healed without medical professional using a skincare product that wasn't even released.
>ultiple people stating her lies
>Audio comproving her lies
somehow:
>jd is the abusive one
Here for (you)

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the bags under her eyes are worse than mine

>beautiful note
>"happy brapping"

HE KISSED HER WITH HIS TONGUE! AND HE SAID YUM! LITERAL FUCKING RAPE

*tries to humanize depp with flowery words*

before describing him as a hitler monster.