Escapes his mob life

>escapes his mob life
>finds a man that loves him
>can be open about his homosexuality
>is accepted in the community
>is finally happy being himself
>does half a day of labour work
>instantly abandons it all to go back
>gets wacked within a day of returning

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SHOE-TTAAAAAAHHHHHH

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>>does half a day of labour work
Well, he's americ*n so this was a terrifying concept to him.

Don't look, think of Jim's sandwiches. When you ate the last bite, this day is fucking half over

almost like criminals aren't that smart

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>10:30 gotta be. Hour and a half, lunch. Half way fucking point. Don’t look at your watch, not yet. Savor it treat yourself.
>10 to 11, maybe 5 till. Don’t look. Think of those sandwiches Jim made. When you eat your last bite, this day is halfway fucking over.
>11:30 has to be, look at the angle of the sun. Maybe even a quarter to 12. Okay look now.
>FUCK ME

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>almost like criminals aren't that smart
You have to be fairly clever to be as witty and funny as Vito is. Man cannot stop with the jokes.

How else could he had proven it was all a joke without playing the part?

Turns out he was the smartest. He made the most money and in lucrative ways.

Remarkably based

What does cock taste like bros?

am i the only one who recalls VITO WAS A CONTRACTOR in the first few seasons? They totally changed his character for the gay arc.

None of these guys could function in normal society

CATCHING, NOT PITCHING?

Vito Spatafore is a ass muncha

Sopranos just introducing characters at season transitions was weird anyways. Like here's suddenly Gigi in every episode.

Who got filtered as well? Be honest

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The young buff mullato looking dude was the most jarring. That dude was definitely part eggplant and not just in the Sicilian sense.

it's not always the smartest guys who make the most money, especially not in organized crime

the theme of working for a living being terrifiying to mobsters is repeated throughout the show

why would anyone want to work for a living

fucking kek

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because that's the point of, and the reward for, living.

What's great is you can scream and cry and fight it, but the universe doesn't care. It doesn't matter how much you squirm, how silently terrified you get when you wake in the middle of the night. The universe is an equilibrium and will always takes its toll.

what? working is the reward for living? What is this fucking retarded fucking marxist/capitalcuck bullshit. If you work you're a slave.

Americans work more hours per year on average than Euros.

A bag of sand

Johnny Cake is actually good looking. Why would he shag up with Vito?
>Fat
>Bald
>Shady(sneaking around town, drinking at library)
>Dishonest(lying about being an author and writing a book)

I had a similar reaction to Vito when I got my first summer job at 13. I can imagine it's a real rude awakening going from being a mobster where all that matters is whether you kick up your share at the end of the week or not. You get to chose your own hours and you only have to do physically exhausting stuff every now and then.

He was living in a white upper middle class Christian town. Probably no other open unrepressed pillow biters around.

kino

why do I remember him and even some of his fireman buddies being faggots and there being no repression or secrets about their faggotry

him and vito have a picnic and make gay faggot love in a park... johnny cakes has that mustache

kek

>being a slave is good!
>vacation days are bad!!
kek

>some of his fireman buddies being faggots and there being no repression or secrets about their faggotry
Mandela effect. Johnny gets a call in the middle of the night to go help a flooded church with the electricity exposed. Vito comes along and cuts off the power supply, where Cakes took offence to him doing dangerous shit and the fireman officer telling them to cut out the bullshit.

Some fags are chubby chasers
Some fags like ethnic minorities like eyetalians
Vito was from out of town
Johnny also subconsciously probably realised he was a powerful dangerous man (compared to anyone in Vermont)

>does half a day of labour work

He's never worked a day of manual labor in his life. He probably thought him sitting around in folding chairs shooting the shit with fellow wiseguys at their bullshit construction jobs was working.

I'm in a similar situation now. I've only ever worked jobs with close human and/or automatic supervision with short, self-contained tasks (most recently IT support). I recently started something independent and creative (programming) and it's like pulling teeth. Not quite as bad as Vito but still, might give it up and return to something like I had before if it doesn't improve.

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Not him but there was a scene where they were all in the bar acting openly gay, Vito notices and Johnny nods in confirmation to Vito.

>What is this, a fucking siesta?!
>I WASN'T SLEEPING. I WAS RESTING MY BACK!

yeah I was thinking of the bar scene, they ALL seemed basically like fags, or at the very least not judgmental about it

What time was it? I remember it being comical like 10:00 or something

a bag of dicks

i haven't laughed this hard on any other sopranos scene

>marxist/capitalcuck bullshit

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Fucking 5 to 10.

>What is this, a fucking siesta?!

LMFAO, can you believe that I am, in fact, getting ready for a nap? But I'm salaried, not wage-based, so it's a bit different. Plus I'm gonna stay longer to make up for it, assuming there's anything left to do even.

Fucking too real

I wonder who really made more money: Ralph or Vito? They were both degenerate cash cows, but it’s never specified exactly how much they brought to the table.

that's how awful waging is

If Carlo didn't like the idea of sucking cock maybe he should have started taking a cheese grater to his cannoli

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>Americans are lazy and don't like to work!
>Americans are wage slaves who refuse to take any time off!
Which is it?

My half brother is a small time gangster in his late 40s and he and his criminal friends always complain they should join the firemen or some service where you get pension at 40.
But it is all bullshit-they literally can't work because they get annoyed as fuck at possibility of having someone over them and not being able to talk back. They could even earn more money in normal ways but prefer to earn less if it means working just 2-3 days per week.

This. Its one of the smallest segments of the Sopranos but it perfectly summarises why they choose a life of crime and huge risk over everything else. Its worth it compared to the daily torture of working an honest job.

death to all degenerates

hes italian

go back

there are tons of niggers living on welfare throughout the west you naive clown

>implying you would be able to say this on troon central
kill yourself, degenerate

You do have to admit that it was a funny joke.

Ah yes, the good life

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>that webm
Kek

only an american would call that guy italian

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Sounds great. Unless he's into drugs then it probably sucks

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>gets assfucked by his boss daily
>it's-- ouch! it's the circle of life... i'm participating in the eternal mystery of-- ow! the grand mystery of life...
wagies lol

didn't he miss his kids? Wasn’t that what made him go back?

faggotbros, what does it feel to kiss a man with a big macho mustache like Johnny Cakes had?