Did he ever give Hufflepuff points?

No one will ever forget Big Dick Cedric.

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Why don't the evil kids just choose Gryffindor and game the system that way?

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>two Huffs in the movie
>both of them die
>Fantastic Beasts
>protagonist is from Huff
>reduced to a meme character

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>Ravenclaw had best girl
How about no?

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They'd be disowned by their parents.

>house has gay stupid name
>is the magic equivalent of the short bus
>wears a bright, attention drawing colour so people know
>biggest upheaval in magic world for 20 years happens
>your only involvement is one of you blundering into getting killed during it
>author patronises you after the fact by saying you're the best
Hufflebros...

so you can fuck a pig girl? what type of gay power is that.

>so you can fuck a pig girl?
Among other things

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1. it's a children's book, it's supposed to have simple structures
2. only having two houses (good guys and bad guys) would be kinda dumb, so throwing in 2 more filler houses seems like a logical step. world building by adding filler isn't exactly a rare phenomenon, it makes the world feel a bit larger than it is without putting in much effort
Harry Potter's world building is pretty ass, but world building wasn't the initial focus of the books. Rowling's not the greatest author by a long shot, but the four houses situation is perfectly understandable. She didn't put much thought into it, it could have been much better, but it's not really a deal breaker.

Not a student by the time of the books but Newt scamander was a Hufflepuff.

Which house is Susan Bones?
Is she even a real character?
Don't ask why I know this name.

Hufflepuff don't exist, they're literally there just so the school cliques isn't just good and bad guys.

I think it should be perfectly clear to everyone with a brain that Newt was made a Hufflepuff BECAUSE there aren't enough important Hufflepuffs.

>not knowing the houses correspond to the 4 humors theory of personality and that 2 of the humors are just kind of boring people

Gryffindor is for jocks, ravenclaw is fr nerds, Slytherin is for preppies, Hufflepuff is for frens. The hat makes his reccomandation but really you can choose where to go. It's not about what you are, it's what you want to be.

You're looking at it wrong, the Hufflepuffs made out like bandits exactly because they were barely involved in anything
>all the other houses are saying "mudblood, death eater, dementors", I just wanna smoke gillyweed in our common room for Helgas sake!

Surely the houses have quotas though? Like what if all the first kids chose gryffindor, do all the rest of them that should have been in a certain house just get randomly placed? Doesn't make much sense desu.

Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well
I think she just gets namedropped as a Hufflepuff in the books once or twice

Hat sorts you for your values, and your values at 11 are going to be your parents value unless you are a rebel. The evil guys value tradition, purity, and in-group loyalty, so of course no evil kid would want to be in any other house
Makes perfect sense as a system if you portray it just as fucked up as it is and across the series the heroes bring positive change to it. Too bad Harry and pals only fight to defend the status quo and nothing ever changes and all is well

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>Like what if all the first kids chose gryffindor
This simply does not happen.

I guess the hat can override in case of a serious imbalance but it doesn't happen that often, as people tend to go wherever their parents went. Plus people mostly want to be in a house that valorizes what they're good at. Only in cases of serious fanboyism can this break down.

Chadric Dickory, as Cho liked to call him.

>Gryffindor
Chads
>Slytherin
Chuds
>Ravenclaw
Nerds
>Hufflepuff
Stoners

Am I wrong?

>literally, LITERALLY, every single Slytherin student in all 7 years of Hogwarts sides with Voldemort except Draco
>after the battle they just get to go back to school with all the kids they just tried to murder
rowling?

Explain Luna then, the only possible stoner in the series

There's exceptions, like

>Hermione
Ravencaw
>Neville
Hufflepuff
>Cedric
Gryffindor
>Percy
Slytherin

Expel them and they'll get their education from other outcasts or slytherins
Keep them on and you can instill guilt and shame in them that will last for the rest of their lives

First time sneed has made me laugh

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Huh?

DON'T USE THAT WORD IT'S A SLUR

Oohh I'm sorry
Sn**d

He gives 5 points to hufflepuff in the last fantastic beasts and where to find them

It's a public school, even hoodrats get public education.

The chads are from russia. There wasnt a single chad in gryffindor.

>literally, LITERALLY, every single black student in all 7 years of American Education sides with gangs
>after the drive bys they just get to go back to school with all the kids they just tried to murder

Susan Bones appeared in the movies but all dialogue involving her and about her was cut

Funny thing is he actually did rig it in the books on purpose so the unfairness is intentional. He was tired of the decorations and the teachers were biased towards Slytherin. He affirmative actioned Gryffindor in order to change the decorations he was sick of. Slytherin had had a huge winning streak.

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>character is clearly inspired by David Attenborough
>movies have absolutely no scenes where he’s calmly observing magical creatures in their environment, giving interesting commentary to the inevitable clueless sidekick

She retconned that in a podcast I think

Or because Hufflepuffs tend to be connected with the natural world.

Professor Sprout and Hagrid's father (who was an explorer who boned giants) were both Hufflepuff too.

Damn, it feels good to be Slytherin.
BAD TO THE BONE
DU NUH NUH NUH NUH

He gave them bottles of paste to eat. He was a good friend.

Damn, what a retarded fucking idea to put all little scumbags in the same fucking house where they become even worse than they were before
Damn, what a retarded fucking idea to put all little scumbags in the same fucking house where they become even worse than they were before

What the fuck are "hufflepuff points"? Did you mean house points?

Nobody likes Hufflepoof

MINUS TWENTY POINTS FOR RACE MIXING, POTTER.

1488.

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> is for some reason where the bad kids are
Jut the ambitious, proud ones.

No. He was too busy SUCKING COCK!

Imagine if Voldemort had an actual brain and didn't shun muggles (or at least their technology), since he is all about power and domination. What if he was the first wizard ot dab into magitech? Magically powered nuclear bombs, magically powered shotguns, I mean, we already have magic swords, magic armor, why not magic GUNS?

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