>May 4th
>no Star Wars thread
Pile in.
May 4th
>May 4th
>no Star Wars thread
>Pile in.
Star Wars is dead
Fuck this soulless corporate crafted day and fuck you for pushing it.
New Kenobi trailer confirmed for later today, how low are your expectactions?
Haven't seen any of the TV shows, don't care about any new movies, just want to get drunk and rewatch Empire and ROTS.
The Imperial officer in Mandolorian that was willing to kamikaze his ship into the ground rather than let it be captured was badass.
There is nothing to talk about
The only good SW film is New Hope.
Okay that's pretty based, carry on.
Never understood this series and it's mishmash of contradictory elements.
>magic - le force
>metaphysical principle as a deus ex machina
>referred to as a religion
>clearly exists
If the force is real, none of the character actions make any sense if we're supposed to assume that their alien attributes are congruent with those of modern man.
This, once Disney got hold of it we all knew what was coming.
sad, but true
the new star wars crap has retroactively ruined the OT
I didn't even think it would be this bad. I just thought normies would eat the endless schlock, but even they can't stand it anymore.
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is that TheQuartering lol
god i hate that pussy
Yeah dude. Instead just make offtopic spam threads on Yea Forums and then spam soijaks every time you get banned
AHEM I have a very important announcement to make to you all today.
I came to this thread, this Star Wars thread, to tell you all that I don't care about Star Wars at all.
jizz
poof the quermian
jedi mind rape
Well waddya know, it's literally me.
>>May 4th
>>no Star Wars thread
Maybe because no one gives a fuck about your dead franchise?
Alright
Unironically the best thing that came out of star wars are the battlefront games
I love playing as the empire or CIS
How did they make the villains so cool and the good guys so lame?
Templin institute did a video couple days ago on the resistance and the first order war. Final nail in the coffin of the dt. Disney fags have gone into hiding, they can't show their faces anymore.
Hear hear capital fellow!
Why are we like this? I hate star wars too even the original ones.
I care.
star wars is gay and dead and all of you r*dditors need to go back
holy based
battlefront 1 > 2
the space battles weren't that great
bc you're an autistic fag who likes marching, conformity, and nazi allegories. There's much more variety and interesting things outside of those crosseyed fags
>it's been 9 years since the TFA reveal
God I wish I could go back to days where I was blindly excited and not absolutely hateful that Disney destroyed one of my favorite film series.
Kill the force.
That is based.
You can go along your business.
Move along. Move along.
Based and May The 4th be with you, my dude!
I like X-wings and wanking to 7~9/10 brown eyed brunettes, may the force be with you
Fag
>DID YOU JUST CALL RETURN OF THE JEDI CHILDREN'S MEDIA????
The enemy has captured another command post!
We are losing reinforcements!
Remember when Disney wasn't infested with feminists and faggots?
Pepperidge farm remembers
Probably intentional. I know it was billed as cowboys and Indians in space, but they borrow axis and specifically national socialist imagery for the empire. Well, Waffen-SS commanders led from the front.
LUCAS IS A HACK WHO CANNOT CONCEIVE OF ANYTHING HIMSELF
Apologize
>If you prefer robots over clones and a standing army over rebels you're a nazi!
lol lmao
I actually am fucking sorry George. But you should also be sorry you didn't have Gary there to reign you in on the prequels.
Based, although I hate all films
You need to go back
sorry that you suck and disney shitted up your already shitty thing or whatever
To be fair to George he did go around looking for somebody else to direct the prequels but nobody wanted to.
Pretty low.
where is this from anyway?
This. The only good SW things were KotOR games.
You subhuman sadistic fuckface nigger kys faggotroon.
Every time I try to do something social.
Fuck Star Wars
>muh reddit capeshit "holiday"
what real-life event was analogized?
2020 election, see trump is the empire and the democrats are the rebellion
The good old days
Star Wars always has been and always will be for fucking faggots.
accurate basedjack, that thumbs up thing...