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No we aren't you fuck wit. You still have to get them home. Its not like you can tell em you have a big wang and they throw themselves at you.

>tfw 9in erect, almost 10in if REALLY erect
>also an asexual

I hate how obvious my bulge is while wearing skinny jeans

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I used to be really upset I didn't have a large cock lads. I'm like 6 inches at absolute best (bone pressed). Somehow I ended up with two gfs. It's not hard for me to get laid and keep getting laid so maybe size isn't everything. I feel like if I didn't work so hard to last really long, learn to eat pussy really well and do interesting moves with my hips/sex angles, I probably wouldn't be as successful though.
I imagine if I had a big dick, I'd be more popular.

Why are some of you tiny cocks so scornful? God only gave me four inches and I manage just fine.
>Ohhh but she'll never really settle for a tiny dick, all chicks want to be stretched out
And all men want a young broad with a fat ass who will suck the skin off their cock every day and make them a martini afterward, who never makes retarded arguments and will keep to herself and raising your kids while you go make all the money you need, fuck even hotter chicks, and drink with your bros.
Chicks want a millionaire genius father, who could rip a watermelon apart with his hands and cut steel with his jaw, who also pays for everything she ever wants and makes her life a permanent vacation, where all she needs to do is let him breed her pussy 6 times a month with his perfectly curved 7.5" penis.
Life is not a fantasy, and you're certainly not going to find a decent woman by bragging/lamenting things you did not earn and cannot change.

>asexual
No such thing

You probably wouldn't find yourself with more reoccurring partners, likely just different ones. Women don't often reject men for having tiny cocks exclusively (bad technique excentuated by being poorly endowed), they DO reject men for having too big of a penis and hurting them by being too rough. You have a perfectly average penis and you're doing all you can to court women and make them have as much fun as you do, which is why women are addicted to you. Having a big dick is advantageous, but it is not a replacement for good game.

>Why are some of you tiny cocks so scornful? God only gave me four inches and I manage just fine.
Yeah, this. I'm and honestly having a smaller dick isn't really a big deal (lol). I'm pretty happy and sex is still fun. I still don't know There's more to life.
Someone on /pol/ told me that I'm a beta cuck for listening to what the women want in bed, and focusing on them. I even make them food and cuddle them afterward. But I guess that makes me a beta cuck.

>And all men want a young broad with a fat ass who will suck the skin off their cock every day and make them a martini afterward, who never makes retarded arguments and will keep to herself and raising your kids while you go make all the money you need, fuck even hotter chicks, and drink with your bros.
This was almost perfect except for me, removes the two parts about hanging out with the bros all the times and fucking other women. I'm pretty happy spending my time with just my woman/family. I want to see my friends once in a while but my wife would be my primary focus and make me the most happy.

>asexual
Just watch more porn to see what you like. Try also hentai since genres and situations are more random.

>tfw 6 inches x 5.5 inch girth
How bad is it?

it's all about Coverage Index (CI)

Because many circumcised penises appear to have the same amount of foreskin when erect (i.e. none) and many uncut penises appear to have the same amount of foreskin when soft (i.e. a large amount) it was necessary to develop an index that takes foreskin coverage in both the erect and soft states into account.

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Hey finally a show I can relate to

how do us explain these anons then with smalls cockers that are living life with smiles:

did this show ever show he penis tho

>asexual
You probably have a testosterone deficiency and should seriously see a doctor to get checked.

Not bad at all if you can be charming.

Women don't give a shit about dick size
You only become "small" after a breakup
Most women need clit stimulation anyway
Just bang her prone bone and flip her bean while you do that
Stop obsessing about dicks you fags

>women gets fucked by hung chads all her life
>settles for an average guy
You are still the lesser choice

It's over

asexuality is just sex repulsion, either all kinds of sex or just IRL sex

>also an asexual
>while wearing skinny jeans
ur clearly a faget

millah in his days before being infected with the protomolecule,,,,,
can a beltalowdas pipi really get that hard though? it must lack some power from the low gravity

Spotted the dicklet. Let me guess, your south korean?

Go suck your own dick

I got an 8 inch dick and I've only ever used it once.
And she didn't even seem impressed or shocked.
So I dunno what to think about that.

Never saw this show or knew if it was real. was it actually good at all? never once heard anyone mention it in real life etc

it's been far too long since I watched it
it wasn't too bad, but the premise is a guy with a big dick becoming a male prostitute
the show feels very distinctly late 2000s, in the time of shows like prison break, lost and weeds

yeah. figured that era ish. I'll pass though. thanks for info

Yeah bro it's tiring for me... Having sex with different women every day because they know about your downstairs pole.

I like that it was in Detroit since Im from there

I’ve done this dozens of times

Sow how big is "hung" according to this show?

i actually know a guy who is 3inch who lied to women telling them that he had a 10 incher and when he bedded them it was too late for them to gtfo, my man playing chess and fucking whores kek

answer this faggots

So maybe this is just me but I'm in the top 1% of dick size, really girthy and from watching porn i know that sex is better for both the woman and the man when the penis is really big. Obviously not coke bottle big but the bigger the better applies probably up to 24cm or something, same applies to girth although i don't know the max measurements there. I've had sex with over 10 women now and it's so good every single time that it can't be a fluke. I enjoy it, they get wet as fuck, always say almost the same lines like "do you even know how big you are" and stuff like that because i never mention it before but maybe they can sense it even during the flirting phase. But my life in every other aspect is kinda shit. I failed through university, lucked into some money via crypto but that will only keep me alive for maybe another 10 years (I'm 24). I'm pretty miserable but i can pull girls and have great sex but i wouldn't say i don't struggle, i struggle with everything but sex. Sometimes I think sex is an escapism from the rest of my life, i know it is effectively

not your blog faggot

faggot

Thanks for reading anyways

LPIs deserve death

All these zoomers thinking size matters.
Your tongue and fingers are it friends.
Most females have destroyed their sensitivity just like death grip wankers.

i have a 5 inch dick and even i know this is dicklet cope. accept the reality bro.

what's the king of dicklets?

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A girl made fun of me not having a bulge when I was 8 or 9 years old and I've had a complex about my small dick ever since.
I never had a chance bros

lmao same, but instead of a complex I've grown to become a misogynist

I also hate women too but I still feel ashamed on having a small penis

im still a virgin but a have really huge beautiful uncut dick

i did a few fapping videos and uploaded them to pornhub and xhamster (with no face) and got thousands of views and thirsty comments

but they dont know that im a balding manlet and i could never pull a girl

ITT anons larping as vengeful dicklets and miserable hungsters
Just like every other dick thread

yeah haha i'm totally larping as a dicklet haha

>it's another "everyone on Yea Forums is in the top 1% of dick size" thread

6" dicklet virgin here
Based? Can I see nohomo

>Guy jacks off to huge tit porn stars whole life
>Settles for flat gf
You're clearly the lesser choice
(Or u can get over yourself)

The only thing mother of my ex knew is my name and that i have a big dick.

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That's just asia pulling the global average down by an inch or so.