FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF JORDAN PEELE

>six daughters and two sons
not ideal

this nigga kept trying but his kids kept coming out ugly

it's a sign from god to stop

why is his wife so angry? stupid bitch lol

Wrong. You have six daughters to cement political alliances and favors by marrying them off. One son is the heir and the other is the backup. This is the optimal set up, too many sons leads into your empire breaking up and civil war since they all want the whole pie.

>OHHH MY GAWD BY WHITE JESUS CHRIST AHHHHHHHHHHHH DEAR LAWD HAVE MERCY OHHHH GREAT HALLELUJAH JUMBULIAH LAWD PUHLEASE

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Based and Feudalism-pilled.

>I-it's that a big family ahhhhhhhhhhh I'm going insane all those poor childerinos getting neglected by their parents, not to mention that she could be a girlboss instead of pumping children

OH

MY

GAWD

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>FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF A-ARON
>A FAMILY
>WITH A FATHER

Wow it's almost as amerimutts have a lot of genes and some receding genes appear less than dominant ones

It's "recessive" genes, dumbass.

>names blanked out
wish this shit would end

Wow thanks for correct me Einstein

I'm gonna write a Jordan Peele joint
>All white 50s suburban neighborhood
>Black family moves in
>While they appear as functional as the white families are the whities hate them
>Suddenly poltergeist tier shit starts happening to the blacks
>Turns out the twist is that all the white families are possessed by black spirits because the neighborhood was built over an ancient lynch site and the black family is reminding the spirits they are actually black
>The spirits (white people) kill the blacks then eventually a new black family moves in and the cycles continues with the black family added to the spirit give mind
>Whitey bad the end

ESL

What the fuck else can this mans twisted mind conjure up next? This has to be the SCARIEST film he's ever made

Well nigger unfortunately we aren't living in 1402 anymore

Eyy that's lit AF fr fr, me next, I'm gonna guess what happens in his next movie "Nope"

>alien abductions and shit start happening
>sightings of little gray/white aliens with big heads
>the only people who are getting attacked or abducted seem to be black
>the whites don't give a shit
>Hmm this is weird says the black protagonist
>He discovers that the aliens are actually whites from the future who killed off all the blacks
>They are deformed and suffer from inbreeding which is why they look so fucked up
>They need to abduct blacks to seed them so that they reintroduce genetic diversity and don't die out
>that's the movie

>AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I'M GOING INSAAAAAANNNEEEE SAVE ME KEY

Einstein was a liar and a fraud

I know, imagine how much sharing they'll have to do.

Instead of Einstein, who was a poser Jewish faggot that was artificially promoted on the basis of abstract theories with zero real world demonstration or relevance, try referencing someone like Wernher von Braun, who's contributions are the sole reason Amerimutts are allowed to claim they landed on another celestial body that wasn't Earth.

>antinatalists
biggest pussies on the planet lol. if you hate humans chopping up trees either become an ecofascist or kill yourself

Wow fantastic deduction Sherlock

Read like
> FROM THE TWISTED MIND OF JORDAN PEOPLE
legit thought that those are jordans

>faster Tyrone, dey be catchin' up!

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>Wernher von Braun, who's contributions are the sole reason Amerimutts are allowed to claim they landed on another celestial body that wasn't Earth.
This is the German version of We Wuzzing, simplifying the process of rocket production to the point that it's all the result of one guy, and it's not even the Father of Rocketry.

lol it's very common to be blonde as a kid and get brown hair later. are you unironically not white

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And yet it would still be more appropriate than an Einstein reference.

>whites can keep breeding, and don't have to worry about their kids dying young
must be nice

>Einstein was a liar and a fraud

Kinda weird how /pol/tards are the only ones believe this huh. Like nobody in the scientific community either in the present or past thinks Einstein was a fraud. But /pol/tards do. I wonder why.

>The theory of relativity usually encompasses two interrelated theories by Albert Einstein: special relativity and general relativity, proposed and published in 1905 and 1915, respectively.[1] Special relativity applies to all physical phenomena in the absence of gravity. General relativity explains the law of gravitation and its relation to other forces of nature.[2] It applies to the cosmological and astrophysical realm, including astronomy.[3]
>The theory transformed theoretical physics and astronomy during the 20th century, superseding a 200-year-old theory of mechanics created primarily by Isaac Newton.[3][4][5] It introduced concepts including 4-dimensional spacetime as a unified entity of space and time, relativity of simultaneity, kinematic and gravitational time dilation, and length contraction. In the field of physics, relativity improved the science of elementary particles and their fundamental interactions, along with ushering in the nuclear age. With relativity, cosmology and astrophysics predicted extraordinary astronomical phenomena such as neutron stars, black holes, and gravitational waves.[3][4][5]
/pol/faggots are fucking retards, again. Its almost sad how delusional you morons are

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>it's very common to be blonde as a kid and get brown hair later
Maybe as an infant/toddler. That kid's like 7 and still has platinum blonde hair.

dont bother

stormniggers cant read.

>a fraud

Depends how you define it

>undeserved equivalency to being the archetype of a genius when there were many people far smarter and more important in history and in societal innovation/inventions

Absolutely undeniable.

You're a fucking retard. Legitimately. You're the kind of person who reads that and thinks "THIS MUST BE SMART SCIENCE MAN" and not "Wow, that sounds like a load of abstract pilpul without actually contributing anything meaningful to the sciences".

>Einstein's ideas have zero real world demonstration or relevance
kek please go to /sci/ and say that again you fucking idiot.

I was actually gonna say, this guy is trying to tie or beat Sam from lotr. Sam, upon returning home, pumped out 13 kids from his wife

>>undeserved equivalency to being the archetype of a genius when there were many people far smarter and more important in history and in societal innovation/inventions
>Absolutely undeniable.

Nobody in the scientific community agrees with you dude

>General relativity explains the law of gravitation and its relation to other forces of nature
Do I need to break down word for word what this sentence means? Its not abstract, its provable and NASA uses it every day you fucking autist. Where did the mean Jew touch you, again?

General Relativity is the only way to accurately describe the orbits of every planet in the solar system.

>when there were many people far smarter and more important in history and in societal innovation/inventions
Literally name one.

>Ned Stak starts investing this guy
>the seed is strong
>every kid, black of hair so far
>gets to the youngest son... blonde of hair...*slowly looks up into the camera*

>quoting wikipedia

source?

American "Education" everyone

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>BUT IN MUH SCI FI MOVIES THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY AND BLACK HOLES!!!!

meanwhile "smart" physicists even in the 21st century continue to discuss bullshit like quantum mechanics and other imaginary play tales without actually doing anything

The idea of there being a "scientific community" was entirely spawned from an outsider's perspective. Most people are totally clueless about shit that isn't in their exact field of study and specialty. Chemists, physicists, and social """scientists""" will all have drastically different views and opinions on a variety of topics depending on where their focus lies.

Cope, seethe, and sneed brainlets. When you realize all of that equates to exactly zero tangible progress or useful innovation you'll realize the illusion crafted for you.

It has its uses, like the Early Life section.
And by the way, if you have any genuine evidence that special or general relativity is incorrect I'd love to see it :^)

>zero tangible progress
Man on moon. Probes to Mars.
Kill yourself.

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>Comfy Peele-trashing thread gets derailed by a schizo who couldnt pass Astronomy 101
Sad!

>man on moon
>probes to Mars

Literally thanks to Nazi tech and science being extracted after the end of the war, nice try though. They were the ones who actually constructed the basics of rocketry and mastered them rather than peddling a bunch of gobbldiegook, perhaps you should read up on their opinions?

Reply to me directly, coward

WE
WUZ
ENGINEERS
AN
SHIET

Go talk to someone IRL, coward.

Your mom receded her jeans for me last night

THATS TOO CRAZY FOR ME BRO

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I'm stating an accepted fact, the onus is on YOU to provide examples that disprove it.

NTA but IIRC special relativity is literally used on a day-to-day basis to ensure that the clocks used on satellites / space stations / etc. dont start lagging behind clocks on Earth.
That probably wasnt a major concern when the soviets started shooting starving dogs and ruskies into space, but its a big deal nowadays.

>go talk to someone IRL

I'll do you one better, I just fucked your mom last night, how's that for an IRL interaction? Bitch nigga.

>Bitch nigga
Thanks for ousting yourself as a faggot zoomer. Transition already so I can bash your ugly skull in

Yeesh, that fake blonde on the right already looks like she's about to hit critical mass and probably isn't even 16 yet. Why do nigs always settle for Ms Piggy when they could get a sexy nubian princess?

Oh, I'm also trans btw

>he believes in the "moon landings"

Youre not nearly as smart as you think you are.
You fell for yet another Jewish trick.

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What will he come up with next?

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Wife kind of ugly tho

Good job tho Rivers.

Denying globohomo everything they want to destroy.

Based muttposter

My hair is dark brown, but I was a platinum blonde when I was a kid.

Also, I know what you did faggot.

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>The idea of there being a "scientific community" was entirely spawned from an outsider's perspective. Most people are totally clueless about shit that isn't in their exact field of study and specialty. Chemists, physicists, and social """scientists""" will all have drastically different views and opinions on a variety of topics depending on where their focus lies.

You just totally dodged my question but ok, Nobody in Einstein's field of expertise thinks he was a fraud. People who know way more about this subject than you do disagree with you.

just because Einstein's jewish /pol/tards cannot accept that he was a genius lol the cope is unreal

This is the next The Exorcist

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OOH MASSA YOU GON MAKE ME SQUART

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ever notice how /pol/fags always cry about America? America this, burgers that.
So much coping and dilating over the greatest country on earth. Im glad to be an American, and Im proud I wasnt born in whatever shithole country these people keep crawling out of.

Stay in your lane before we drop another atom bomb based on jew specs on you.

>just because Einstein's Jewish

Unironically not why. Bobby Fischer was a kike and he was based AF. Einstein specifically was memed into being something he wasn't. Just being straight up with you, sorry if it challenges your preconceived notions.

As an American, we have another decade or two before China completely overtakes us on the global stage because our cosmopolitan elite spent the last 3 generations selling out our entire country. You should probably place your anger at the people who have taken the great legacy your country once had and are now pissing it away so they can play God and engage in continued hedonism.

AAAAAAAHHH THAT KID IS BLONDE AAAAHHH!

>the sky is blue
>heh, sorry to challenge your worldview but its totally green brah
>no its not you retard
>uhh umm youre not ready for the truth yet
Yawnn

>he's not greenskypilled

Lol. I knew you were a fucking brainlet

Who thinks this shit is real? I'm 100% sure the text was added by some cuck that gets off on "ending the white bloodline".

Fake news!

Without looking it up and based by profiling his name, I bet hes one of those paperclip scientist.

wtf happened to this show? It's unironically like OPs post

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cope, go look for it on tiktok dumb ass. it was a trend

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>German name
>reference to immediate post WWII events

You are a god damn analytical machine

Kek

What is she, Maltese?