Why do Americans need three buttons for butter?

butter flavouring

goy juice

First, one looks like main power. Second, I'm assuming here it's to allow for the machine to be set up in several food court configurations and not need to change the machine around. Buttons are cheap.

test

Imagine all the oil residue and germs on each button, pressing it with your own disgusting pudgy fingers, then snacking on all of that in the theater

What? Every button has the same dispense text

Do americans tip the popcorn waiter?

>ADA access
Ding, ding, ding!

I work in a theater and yes, with 3 buttons (4 on some models) people still fucking ask where to get the butter. The more butter they get the more of a mess they make for ME to clean up. I wish the theaters would just fucking ban ALL food

ass, pussy and mouth.

There are two buttons on the dispenser.
The top button is on top of the machine and out of the way of the butter and therefore would be more convenient.
The bottom button is less convenient as it is behind the butter stream but the top one may not be reachable for a shorter person like a child so it is there for that reason.
The button to the side is not attached to the butter machine. It seems as though this button is provided by the butter machine manufacturer to be installed wherever desired. Whoever installed this butter machine was too lazy and decided to throw the button right next to the machine instead of a more thought out position.

>I work in a theater
Clean it up, wagie

We press the button in the middle with our enormous cocks.

One of the buttons is for the PA system to the popcorn mines

Bro…it’s not butter…..

ADA laws, have to make sure that the button is wheelchair accessible. The lower button on the tower was probably meant to be compliant but the unit was mounted too far back and an inspector said nope you need a button that is 18.5" from the edge or closer, and adding an auxiliary button was cheaper than moving the whole unit.

You try pumping your own butter from the well and see how fast you’re out of breath.

>exposing your pennis near the Cock Cutter Katana Wielder that hangs out near the butter dispenser

Brave man

>butter dispenser
Gas all Amerisharts

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Does the crab station have the same butter as the popcorn station or do they have to share?

Nobody tell him. Eurotards do not deserve the knowledge of the privilege of our American ways

It's the butter launch sequence, requires 3 people pressing the button

It's a flavoured oil dispenser. Butter is expensive and you have to use more energy to melt it and keep it in a liquid state.

I drink the butter straight from that when the employees aren't looking

crab station?!

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flavored oil at the kinoplex tastes better than melted butter on popcorn IMO
maybe it's nostalgia talking though

This is highly classified information. Delete your post and expect a visit soon.

I tried that once but the designated sniper gave me a warning shot so I scurried away.

OBSESSED

They do but it's used to lube up the pajeets who are about to run a train on their wives and daughters

>american kinoplexes don't have a crab conveyor

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Mutt’s law in action

>The more butter they get the more of a mess they make for ME to clean up
>Nooo you can't just make me do work on my shift!!
You're there for eight or however long hours anyway regardless of whether you spend the whole time cleaning or dicking about, suck it up wage slave

Three is butter than one

Don’t get that shit, ask for actual butter at the snack bar. That’s oil

>finish watching kino
>throw my half-full popcorn tub as high as I can into the air
>carefully pour the rest of my drink across seats as I move towards the exit
clean it up jannies

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>it's an "user unprompted brings up brown Indians having sex with white women and thinks he's owning someone" episode

i worked at a movie theater for a bit and i'm positive people actually did this during showings with only a couple people in them
the messes looked intentional
luckily my shifts were at night so could just leave the mess and let the night mexicans take care of it

u still reply every time tho
it's why they do it

Lohan got drunk and fell in the baggage area again

We don't enjoy goyslop as much as Americans

It was an idea implemented by inventor Cosmo Kramer in the 90s.

I usually find crustaceans to be creepy but craps are the exception, I don't know why

>There is no stop button

you can override this if you press them in the right sequence a la a Resident Evil mini game. If you press the wrong sequence however…

>I wish the theaters would just fucking ban ALL food
You wouldn't have a job cause that's specifically what pays your wage.

>tfw the butter is also made of corn

Funny!

Having been a teacher in the inner cities for about a decade now, let me offer my hypothesis; my black students (niggers, if you will) have a tendency to lash out physically whenever they are faced with an expected outcome which doesn't arrive at the moment they expected it. Kicking chairs when they don't adjust, flipping over desks because the hinges are loose and don't tighten properly, et cetera.
I assume that the manager, throughout his prolonged exposure to the public, has also become well versed in the ways of the homo Africanus and made sure to locate several ways this glucose craving sub-species can easily fulfill their desires of gradually increasing their burden on not only our judicial system but also our health care, all without having to vandalize this particular piece of property as an act of impotent rage caused by the frustration of a lack of competence, which they are incapable of even realizing.

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Why do Brazilians do this?
youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

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How did they get there? Why didn't any of the scanners detect live fucking crabs in the luggage?
>MMMAN
Even the captcha knows I'm high.

>he doesn't know how to use the three butter buttons
are you five years old or something? lmao

>inner city teacher for a decade
how

the garbage is the most important part. It seasons the dish, like the peat of a Islay scotch.

Amerimutt moment

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anthropological interest and masochistic tendencies.

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Have you ever had to beat any of them?

Brown people:
>ha whitey can't handle spice

Also brown people:
>this pizza could use some more cardboard smoke

It says "Butter Flavored", illiterate, that means it contains a substance that can legally be defined as being butter.
"Butter flavor" means it contains no butter at all.

The teaching staff has been instructed to leave the class if a 'physical altercation' breaks out, we unironically wear an alarm-bell device on our hips which alerts our team of 14 (on 400 students) security guards, after which they will do the beating for you.
Not my problem.

>we heard you're the best bro so we're going to film you
>tears the dough in 20 seconds

truly the mestre

Kino
How many die each year?

For me it's the three olives

Asking the important questions, you ae doing gods work user.

the pipes run from the same butter reservoir underground

Not him but you speedread his sentence, the period indicated a stop and not referencing a second button. They all have the same label because the machine can likely be scooted around to different spots and the plug in for buttons are literally a USB for most devices. I worked in food not movies but I assume it is similar with modular tools.

you obviously haven't been to the theatre's blast furnace and fabrication plants

If I knew it were you working there I would rub it around into the crevices of buttons and gargle it and spit it onto the floor so you slip while cleaning the mess. And there's nothing you can do because i'm autistic. Oopsie poopsie!

None have died since I've started working there (2013), they only started having designated security in the mid 2000's, before that it was just a guidance counselor and a janitor. Guards have been hospitalized, beaten and stabbed numerous times. A lot of them quit after 2-3 months. What remains is a strange mixture of the mentally depleted who just space everything out, the 'atleast it's a job' do-gooders who turn into the first group over time, and the sadists who enjoy inflicting physical pain on others with state permission. It really is quite kino now that you've made me think about it.

Top button summons the butter goblins to bring more butter to the cauldron, middle button stirs the butter in the butter cauldron. The third button is a distration for the plebs, it does nothing. There is a hidden fourth button between the registers and Pepsi vault.