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logical to make such a thread

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user, when you were a child, did you have any friends? Other children you played with?

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How does Riker get so fat in canon?

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Jesus Fucking Christ, how many times are you going to spam this fucking image for the OP?
>sloan and the sloanettes
It's still stupid. I fucking hate you.

I Played with the spirit animals in my head.

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well you see

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As long as it isn't a Lower Decks OP I don't care.

>this fucking image
How about this fucking general. It's nothing but fucking reposts of reposts of reposts of stale old memes.
Oh look, "Dukat did nothing wrong" for the 500th time. Haha so fucking original and funny.
Seriously, these threads have become soulless NPC retention centers. Heaven forbid we could take a fucking break, even a SINGLE FUCKING WEEK to not have a goddamn cringey Trek general to cool down for a bit.

ok so..what exactly is happening here?

Lower Decks lock box

Trek and frogs don't mix

i resent that. Dukat was a cardi scum.

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If it wasn't for the first frame, I'd say this is some ancient meme from YTMND or something.

why so mean fren

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New things tend to cause meltdowns from the 2.0 crew, so we post the old things.

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Which failed tripfag are you?

April is a girls name.

Why does VOY, DIS, and PIC portray multiple female captains and starship commanders?

"Your world of starship captains doesn't admit women."
—Dr Janice Lester, "Turnabout Intruder", TOS S3E24

>the orginal captain of the Enterprise was a nigger
Yeah that'll do it

VOY and PIC are set after TOS.

serious questions then what the fuck exactly do you propose we do? huh? talking about fucking movies or some shit? What the fuck is wrong with you.

It's been like that for years now, every now and then I check back to see if there's any new material, and there isn't. Just endless STD/LD/SPIC "ironic" shit posting. What a waste of space.

Met the dude on the right in this pic a few times, really nice guy. I sadly don’t remember his name.

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>and there isn't.
now you're just insulting me directly and I can honestly say....I'm honoured.

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Wrong.

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a big grown man of a boy

Two frogs in one picture.

Does /trek/ believe that life begins at conception?

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Trekpu would never join Section 31, they're meanies
Please do not post this hurtful, defaming image

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yes. its canon.

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this thread is full of wank

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He was forced to join after he disgraced himself. Feddy prison isn't fun when Tom "footlong" Paris is your cellmate.

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>serious questions then what the fuck exactly do you propose we do?
I literally JUST SAID take a fucking break from making a goddamn general every day.
This is more pathetic than those Dwarf Fortress generals on /vg/ that are being kept on life support by OP bumping his own thread every couple of hours before it inevitably glides into archive mode. There's no content in those threads, just bump after bump after bump from people who can't let go.

Life begins at 40 user. Live laugh love.

>Tom "footlong" Paris

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I hate conservative boomers so fucking much

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I'm not taking advice from someone so mind bendingly autistic that he plays Dwarf Fortress. What's next, 40k? Homestuck? I'm not going to tell you to touch grass. Go push up daisies.

Depends, what species is it?

I'd rather play DF than watch a tranny show like nu-Trek.

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Trekpu's idea of "whimsy" has been getting pretty weird lately...

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I'll pray for you, user. :)

Type o negative is fucking sick

>if I add apus to random Star Trek stills, it's totally "new content" for the general, honest!

The absolute state of /drek/

Dwarf Fortress is just staring at a computer clicking buttons. 40k is a richfag hobby where players build and paint their armies then have to employ them effectively on the field against an opponent.
Two very different kinds of autism.

I don't see you making any content.

yea

GOOED?

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you now remember pigs in space

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/trek/ will never die. The current 'Pu image count is 193 and growing so suck it loser.

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Dwarf Fortress is for people who don't have the imagination to play nethack or the talent to ascend. NuTrek is better than anything you could dare create. Prove me wrong. Write a single fucking scene now. One page of text, one minute of screen time. Do better or shut up.

you got any with andorians?

She's in love with herself
She likes the dark
On her milk white neck
The Devil's mark
Now it's All Hallows Eve
The moon is full
Will she trick or treat
I bet she will

She's got a date at midnight
With Nosferatu
Oh baby, Lily Munster
Ain't got nothing on you
Well when I called her evil
She just laughed
And cast that spell on me
Boo bitch-craft

Yeah you wanna go out, 'cause it's raining and blowing
You can't go out, 'cause your roots are showing
Dye 'em black
Oh dye 'em black
Black, black, black, black number one
Black, black, black, black number one

Little wolf skin boots
And clove cigarettes
An erotic funeral
For which she is dressed
Her perfume smells like
Burning leaves
Everyday is Halloween

Yeah you wanna go out, 'cause it's raining and blowing
You can't go out 'cause your roots are showing
Dye 'em black
Oh, dye 'em black
Black, black, black, black number one
(She dyes 'em black)

Black, black, black, black number one
(Black number one)
Loving you, loving you, love, loving you was like loving the dead
Loving you, loving you, love, loving you was like loving the dead
Loving you was like loving the dead
Loving you was like loving the dead
Loving you was like loving the dead
Was like loving the dead
Was like loving the dead
Was like loving the dead

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I have 137 now. After i checked my other folders.

Because there's nothing to talk about anymore.

>/trek/ will never die
It died years ago.

>baiting this hard

Move Along Home is actually good.

>hear my very strong contrarian opinion on [current topic] rawr!

Wow, you must get a lot of pussy.

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A friendly reminder, just two days until the premier of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds on Paramount+.

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Agreed

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star trek

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Where does /trek/ go to pirate new episodes?

>Chula is just short for Chutes and Ladders

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Dead general.

> there's nothing to talk about anymore!

This week alone, the S02 finale of Picard and S01 premier of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. If you don't like hearing about them, then /trek/ really isn't the place for you.

Have you tried /who/?

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>he can't write one page of dialogue

40k sounds like a lot of work but the lore seems interesting.

What killed it?

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idk but this guy is based

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you say that but I'm still here. someone gotta keep this ship flying.

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Yes, it's a human cell with a genetic code distinct from the mother. Not sure exactly when consciousness or sensations begin (or identity for that matter as it can still split into twins) The problem is if you start debating those issues certain elements in your society will just want to keep pushing the age of sentience forward (while pushing the age of consent back). It's therefore best to just draw a line in the sand and stick to it.
It's a bit like the computer controlled war casualty system in Taste of Armageddon. The moment you make killing easy and clinical people lose their disgust for it. It may begin in with strict limits and rules of engagement, but those will gradually be eroded, because there is no incentive to stop. In times like these we need a firm voice of reason to break the spell. Kirk should be our role model.

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Take the bridge, Trekpu!

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set course to maximum comfy land. warp farter bum

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Pill confirmed she isn't in season 3

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I get by.

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