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>okay mike now let's try some with your arms crossed
>uhhhh ah nah no can do *continues doing everything possible to hide his chin*

Damn that's gay as fuck

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Imagine still being plugged into the jew matrix

>Micheal B Jordan
Women B Shopping

he's not even that attractive.
t. femoid

>5 of the last 6 "sexiest men alive" according to People magazine have been either black or jewish
not coincidentally started happening after the magazine's owner IAC/InterActiveCorp got a new CEO, Joey ((((Levin))))

Not guy but saying he's not the sexiest man ever (which is often going to mean extremely handsome) isn't the same as claiming he's some unfuckable mutant. But I've got weird opinions on shit, like I watched the tv show Bosch and thought Jaime Hector in those sharp suits mogged the shit out of shit a black guy like Jordan.

>im da alpha

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Magic Johnson was prettier to men

>look up recent lists
>see a guy called John Legend
>never heard of him so look him up
KEK!

That doesn't even make sense, it's like he's got a tumour where his lower jaw should be.

Hey that's me!

>(Based on the results of questionnaires conducted by Rosenberg, Silverstein and Frum Polling)

many such cases

who the fuck watches this drivel

Women who also thirst and relate to the other women doing it in his person and lookism autists seeking to analysis the guys being thirsted over. There's like a mini sub genre of these videos I think, because I've seen ones posted here before but for Cavill

shyamalan's looks like a cornfield, the other guy looks like a garden

also: the next spielberg
ouch, they really missed there

waaaalaaaaceeee

White men are the only sexy men. Asians can be good looking too, but in a feminine pretty boy way. Only White men can be ruggedly handsome.

Black men just look feral and aggressive. Ugly and intimidating

>dude with a receding jawline is the "Sexiest Man Alive"
Man beauty standards are getting lower each passing year

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why they gotta put him in the jungle though?

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This girl is on my local trash radio station
>hates short men
>hates poor men
>hates non-whites
>wants to feel dominated
>despite all of this her ultimate crush is Michael B Jordan
He must have some vibe girls like

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You didn't get this from me, but rumor around the office is that Jason Momoa has already been selected as People's 2022 Sexist Man Alive.

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I remember one time I was away with friends for a weekend, and we were playing The Game of Life. And we were doing the thing, where whenever you get your husband or wife you pick a celebrity to be them. And you like build a whole joke life through the game with your celebrity spouse, it's like a fun thing right, because honestly just as a game The Game of Life fucking sucks, you have to fun it up. So this one girl, one of my oldest friends really, she gets a husband and she goes "John Boyega.... no, Michael B Jordan" and then she looks around for everyone's approval and everyone gives it because they're a bunch of normies and she picked the peak socially acceptable choice. And inside a small part of me withered, it just made me sad that these people would be this way. Because they are not attractive men, that's not a natural choice. If you were going to pick an attractive man, and even assuming he had to be a negroman, you wouldn't pick John Boyega or Michael B Jordan. But they were the ones being marketed at the time, so they were the ones that got chosen. Just made me sad that all these friends of mine had been reduced to this kind of thinking.

this NIGGER is NOT attractive

>this NIGGER is NOT attractive

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what is wrong with his mouth? is he eating?

Sorry, Sexiest* Not Sexist obviously lmao. I couldn't find how to edit my post on this site.

Amazing how things have changed.
That whole thing seems so old-fashioned (not i a good way, either) and just -- idk, can't believe I used to watch that stuff lol

a lot of people did
things changed fast

yea, his face is eating his chin.

It's called virtue signaling kid

it's more than virtue signaling. if she openly says she doesn't like non-whites it's because she 100% fucks non-whites. most white girls don't even consider non-whites as mates and wouldn't even think about them in that context. it's like asking them if they find elephants attractive. it just doesn't occur to them and they don't talk about it either way.

>whitoids seething at Black success again

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>Yea Forums
>white

Guy who played Mohinder in Heroes is good looking but that may be the feminine pretty thing you mean rather than rugged.

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>chinlet
>sexy

>Black success again
...where?

they're right in the sense that both of them are irrelevant now

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Yeah, some people might say it is just another shitty leftypol meme with too many words, but this chud caricature is an extremely accurate portrayal of me and it hurts me to the very core of my psyche and soul every time it is posted

Most of this thread is simply scoffing at the idea Jordan was ever called world's sexiest man. It's embarrassing when it was given to Paul Rudd also

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he was such a chud in the wire that i dont even recognize him today

ooga booga

I thought he was ok in black panther, I liked looking at him
Yeah I don't get paul rudd at all
I really fucking hate that guy idk why

Where's wallace

Let them have their turn. Calm down. It will pass again.

Didn't watch, women have shit taste
He literally has a cleft chin, that's why he always has that stupid chinstrap beard

The irony in this post is amazing when you think about it.

ok I'll post it..

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there are better looking black guys on the streets, ive seen men in the suburbs look better average tiktokers mog him

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ugly coon

Why do they lie, bros? He looks handsome but obviously he is not the sexiest man alive by a long shot.

Why do they need to lie?

He's obviously a good looking guy, whats with all the seething?

He looks like every other nigger. I could go to the local crack den and find ten that look like him.

he not the hollywood effect kicks in, here is an actually good looking black guy

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He's incredibly average for a black man though.

Yea Forums is /pol/lite. This guy could take their moms/sisters and they wouldn’t do anything about it but call him a nigger

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I'm sure you have a large folder of good looking black guys so I'm not gonna get into it, but Jordan is clearly good looking and these awards are decided by publicists, it's not an egregious thing.

Yea Forums is quite PARTICULAR bout the look of the bucks they like to break eh?

>Yea Forums is /pol/lite. This guy could take their moms/sisters and they wouldn’t do anything about it but call him a nigger

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Whites are the peak of aesthetics.

(And it's not even close)

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gross. chris hemworth or chris patt all the way

Hell yea

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what's with the random burger there?

kek