The best monster horror movie of all time. Ever

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>Ruins the surprise in the opening shot
Heh nothing personal

The Thing is a metaphor for unwanted pregnancy. The alien is a fetus parasite preying on its host.

Predator was better than Alien. Predator 2 was better than Aliens.

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False advertising. At no point in the movie does the thing shoot beams of light from its face.

>two jews kvetch around London
yeah naw that movie suck. the only reason people like it is because of the dated special effects.

lol no. the thing was good but it wasnt that good. relax

well you see user back then the idea of horror was a thing from space with giant bright lights and a scary helmet on

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this. it's not bad but overrated as fuck

Satan is right, as always.

I would definitely agree that The Thing is the best but I would also say Alien and perhaps The Blob (1988) aren't too far behind.

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>No women
>Only two black people
>It gets right to the bloody point
KINO

only horror film i shill for

your faggot shitpost aside it was the perfect amount of black guys. the alpha childs and goober ass uhh
geez im a disciple of this movie and i forgot his name. nauls!

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>nauls
his death was originally going to be on-screen, and it was brutal
youtube.com/watch?v=TjwpIa9hVkg
I wish Carpenter had a higher budget at the time

Based op

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who was patient zero? the doctor?

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he was such a nothing compared to the others but I did feel bad for him because if it were a hack movie you could tell he would've been the "OH HELL NAW! IM OUTTA HERE!" nigga

and whats a black guy doing in antarctica anyway?

I want to say louis ck who got bit was the first infected but that might've been a red herring what with the shadow scene prior.. it's intentionally left ambiguous to hammer in the paranoia and fucking point of the subject matter.

I get real serious with this shit lol sometimes I'm convinced mac was the The Thing the whole time due to his domineering nature over them. But it was either louis ck or the doc.

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Where does Jeepers Creepers rank among all the monster horror movies?

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ck
You mean Clark the dog lover?

>two Jews kvetch around London
Instantly outed that you never watched the movie and pulled that description out your ass.

I like that he drives a truck but at the same time it's kinda silly

bennings

i called him ck cuz he's bald and red haired haha im funny (mostly i have dyslexia with names)

oh right, the guy who screams and shows us his thing-modified arms

cheating bitch

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The doctor wasn't infected (unless you mean Brimley, but he gets turned way later into the film). The first to be turned was either Palmer or Norris.

Ooooooo, I'm sooooo sorry! One of the jews is dead and kvetching. Happy now?

Neither of them are Jews, retard. They're both Irish.

I need to watch it again as this conversation is getting me incensed but I'm convinced there was one un-named guy who was bit FIRST then bennings was bit in the game-room afterwords as a red herring to y'know... MAKE THESE ARGUMENTS HAPPEN

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It seems to me that the doctor with glasses was the first but nobody suspected him because of what the film shows us. Remember that he was completely exposed when performing the autopsy

Man that scared the shit out of me as a kiddo

If you speak Norwegian, that is.

How do you go from this

The Stuff > The Blob

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Not even that, that was fair, I'm talking about the UFO

To this?

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I couldn't see this movie when I was a kid, in fact the first time I saw it was about a month or two ago

Scientists need cooks.

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Does anyone know what exactly the Norwegian survivor said?

Worst part is my grandma rented it for me, this was when you could still rent dvd's and she thought she had rented the much more family friendly 50's version lmao

I really like The Stuff, but it's an objectively inferior movie to The Blob structurally, technically and atomspherically.

Kek

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>Get the hell away! It's not a dog! It's imitating a dog! It's not real! Get away, idiots!

Palmer. The dog thing gets him early on and it’s on-screen (kinda)

The Fly, 1986

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DISNEY PANEL IN 45 MINUTES

Neither of the doctors were assimilated during the autopsy, this has been confirmed by Carpenter himself I believe.

Really?

Nah, he smashed up their comms and methods of escape, which greatly interfered with the Things plans. If he was infected, he would never have done that. He gets turned later on in the shack they lock him in (you can see in one scene his clothes have changed and he suddenly wants to be let back into the base despite previously not wanting to and even setting up a noose for himself).
>Remember that he was completely exposed when performing the autopsy
It is important to consider that, while Blaire theorizes the thing can spread through minimal contact, he never actually see this happen. The dog licks several people without them turning, and if it was easy to covertly infect someone, the thing would just spit in their food or some shit. It seems like it NEEDS to violently convert humans.

i just want to go up to my shack and get drunk

overrated boomer garbage