I love Dr. CURRY

I love Dr. CURRY.

Would love to eat her muffin.

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mommy

is the janny gonna stop?

Dr Mommy

How can women be so perfect AND successful

I can’t believe janitors are deleting these threads, it’s fucking absurd lol

It's always nice to present at the birth of a new queen of Yea Forums

Where is even this supposed to be discussed if not Yea Forums?

>biggest kino of the year
>not allowed to be discussed on teevee

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>fake brown hair with brown eyes
your nipples will never be pink you ugly mutt

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ugly eyelet cope. There's plenty of men who look more stylish with glasses.

why are Amber's lapels so gigantic

Can someone explain the muffin meme?

I like younger girls but goddamn this woman is beautiful.
Would marry.

God i hate white women are this hot tips to gain a stacy like this if your a minority

it's a mystery because from a biological imperative standpoint and evolutionary consideration why do we find women with shit eyes attractive? it's one of the few fetishes that doesn't align with darwinistic motivation

Looks like she's wearing a fucking tuxedo lmao

Whenever I see her I start thinking it's going to erupt into one of those old school Britney Spears music videos where britney is larping as if she has a normal profession and she's going to start having a hot dance routine in the courtroom.

She's starring in Fred Astaire's biopic that's outing him as trans.

are we finally back bros? jannies are outta control tonight

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This, someone who does these things or knows how it works. This board is the only place where something like this would be relevant— it’s not even political.

gayest post I've ever seen

objection your honor I request you instruct the jury not to catch said meaning

not sure that's true. i have perfect vision but whenever i put on glasses for a joke or whatever my wife gets horny as fuck and says i should wear a pair.

Find a flaw
>you can't

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No forgot "being subtle" or slipping in a subject while pretending to touch another, where tf is this actually supposed be discussed? It's certainly not fucking politics. Jannies?

You can't see the bruises because she was wearing make up.
You can't see her ptsd because it was dormant.

>not my wife
>not pregnant with my child
there's 2 flaws right there

cross-examination tomorrow

giving depp's lawyers the night to work on the cross is a fatal mistake

Not married to me but we can easily fix that.

This only applies to black framed glasses.
Rimless>>>>>>>>>

lets turn this into a mogged thread

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Not gonna lie bros, Amber staring directly at the court camera or jury while doing her overly exaggerated pouting is kind of hot

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dam guess it is true the hottest women will never be in porn you can only dream of them

>we're not talking right now

how many fucking days is this trial

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She looks like such a cunt. God I want her to savage my asshole.

>uuh she needs her notes
>yeah we got this thing called a copy machine

>MOGGED.com

Amber's lawyers tried to attack her saying she told her husband to go buy muffins because she has an important client

dr mommy vs old hag shrink

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3 weeks

don't forget the fucking 3 days captcha:XS0YN

A mega pint?

Four weeks more or so

Can't wait to see them rip the hag a new asshole

>sucking fat mommy tities is gay
only on Yea Forums

Two more weeks.

your honor I intend to prove here today this man is indeed the gangster of love with or without the cooperation of Dr Cunny

I don't wanna look at inferior women.

Every time I eat out Dr. Curry I end up shitting in a bed and going to trial. Gotta nurse my pain with a mega pint. Many such cases.

>edited photo

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Tomorrow is gonna be kino but jannies are gonna ruin it.

Is there a male equivalent?

she cute but I still find heard cutter for some reasons
heard is a succubus

lcc detected

similar things apply for men, well developed maxilla, well developed jaw, small face to skull ratio, etc etc

people with glasses tend to look more submissive, that's why it might be an attractive feature for a woman but not for a man

Heard being a demon makes sense, for an actress she has a really hard time fake crying.

Hell all I'd have to do to start crying is think too hard about my own life.

I fucking hate the jannies that keep deleting the threads when i want to talk about the goddamn trial
Theres no threads anywhere else on this fucking shitty board

Thoughts?

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Heard was her client. On the day she was running late and so had her husband pick up the muffins she'd give her clients that day, since they'd cleared the clinic of various lower workers that would otherwise have bought the muffins, so they wouldn't see the celebrity client. She told Heard that they could thank her husband for the muffins because he was nice and got them for her, being an appreciative wife. Heard's team desperately tried to twist this into meaning that she told her husband about Heard being her celebrity client and him buying muffins for Heard, to suggest she breached confidentiality rules and therefore was unreliable.

It was a silly plan.

I am going to kill you you janny fucjs

This is a real threat that yo can quote in court after I kill your mother

its height obviously

The only place is /pol/ because any trial is apparently politics

Bitterness

Not mommy

why don't we just start having Pirates of the Caribbean threads?

this bitch seems mentally ill herself

Jannies and mods think they can decide what and how long something is discussed based on their personal reception of it. They can't. Make sure you do your part and contact Hiroyuki whenever they begin to act uppity.

The classic chudcel is a perfect example.

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whats he looking at bros

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Why did they bring her out today if she wasn't gonna testify?
Just to gas up the hype so everyone tunes in tomorrow?

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you won't do shit

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Regret

she isnt cute, that's too weak of a word
she's gorgeous, absolute babe, giga-stacy
but she fuckin sucks as a person

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Attention all trialbros…start thinking of good OP disguises for tomorrow because it’s going to be kino

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Dr. Mommy IS SO FUCKEN HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When seas dry out, salted whales like this are all that remain.

cunt

Hiro hasn't done or read a single thing with this site in two years.

The one on the left is so full of fucking shit. I can see through her lies. Its so easy to tell how Curry was genuine

Stop watching Secretary porn

that testimony was so extreme wow

jesus christ

He's choosing his next tie, knowing that Amber will copy him tomorrow.

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It clearly put the lawyer on edge.

An angel

>ai upscaling
disgusting

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The judge called Heard's psychologist her twice today and she was in court

God I love psychologically stable hot women

Looked hotter before your shitty photoshop.

rimless glasses are only for the most beta faggots

Utterly soulless face. It's uncanny.

She looks like she is approximately 2% less insane than Amber Heard. I guess that’s an improvement.

Kek, might shop an Aliexpress version tomorrow

Not its fucking not
Jannies are trannies, nuff said

Her huge amount of plastic surgery, for one.

t. porn addict homosexual incel

psychology degrees are literally full of troubled people looking for answers for themselves primarily, most are complete shit aswell, you can't train a psycholoiist, you either have it or you don't, all you can train is textbook recital.

>walking barefoot in the grass

Whore

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men should have the nose from the right and the jaw from the left

this, she looks way better here

Yeah well, BPD sufferers usually complain about emptiness, feeling empty.
Still a 10, shame about the BPD.

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They removed all information about her practice on google after it got reviewbombed kek

she isn't attractive at all, she looks exactly like you've been programmed by marketers and pr teams to think this is idealic beauty, she has a hard horse face full of attitude, looks vacant as fuck and dumb.

footchads win yet again

full of prejudices

If I was a porn addict wouldn't I get hard from hearing about her shitting the bed or the femdom angle? I'd genuinely rather have a girl I can find walking down the street instead of Amber. She's always weirded me out even before I knew anything about her, all she's got is looking like a generic hollywood blonde.

We've had a lot more threads make it to bump limit today.

Yeah bro and the earth is flat too

Someone ai upscale her soles please

Missed today’s stream. Anything interesting happened?

>GOOD MORNING SIR
Oh it's "Mam"
>I'll be the judge of that, is it ok if I refer to you as Sir?
I'm not indian so-.
>Oh? Funny. Well anyway, Heard as in, "Turd" correct?
Excuse me?
>Do you see that Man shitting in the toilet over there?
y-y-yes?
>He's has shits like yourself, correct?
Yes
>More Smelly?
That's subjecti-
>More Runny?
What do you mean?
>For one, he didn't bring his entire toilet roll to wipe basic shits of the back of his ass
.......
>He's also wiping ,correct?
Yes but I just never found the time to wi-.
>That man managed to balance both. Highlighting a much more healthy gut than yourself, which is pretty ironic given your chosen ethnecity
c-c-c-can.. Can I redeem?
>No SIR, you're not a HINDU. Nor are you a PUNJABI. No further gift cards your honor
-REDEEMS

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There's a significant overlap between extremely attractive individuals and the mentally insane.
Just look at Jared Leto as another example.

lmao she is objectively beautiful, your letting your impression of her character cloud your judgement, cope harder provincial

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Where's this from? Is she an actor on IMBD?

This case is like the Heidecker one.

women like this are out of our league arent they?

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came with an agenda.

The Lesbian Camp Counsellor insult was born.

Oh yes, it's worth watching

the past few years have mindbroken me for cinema when REALITY is 99/100 more kino than a movie could ever hope to be

is there any edited ~1hour video with all the good stuff?

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yknow what, I'd agree a day ago, but someone made the point that there are plenty mentally ill ugly women as well, its just that you dont pay attention to those

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>caring

Paki

If you ever insult Mommy again, I will shove a live duck up your ass

shes 10/10 looks wise, what are you smoking

Yup.

Heard's expert witness basically was not prepared and read notes, was bias, made outlandish statements. She's gonna get wreck in cross exam.tomorrow

even 6/10 are out our league bro

there is no objectivity in beauty, this is a notion invented by marketers who control what you think, so you've proved me correct.

2. it's you're not your.

3. retard.

>bags under eyes

Come at me Broski

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What is the biological advantage of blue eyes?

Nah Depps team will be constantly interrupted by defence and won't get to say anything

yes

Ideological, and has several tells when she gets stressed, one is swinging her glasses.

Nicely programmed bot.

No she isn't you've just been subverted. she's just stacey with a professional make up team.

>our
Speak for yourself, user.

a daring synthesis

How was the first witness today for Depp? The man, I missed it. The lady Psych couldn't have been better for Depp.

Even they get shoad

As much as I love Dr Mummy, can we talk about how Johnny's team is gonna negate these claims?

of course there is objectivity in beauty you moron, maybe reddit will be a better fit for an emotionally charged faggot like you

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aesthetically pleasing which improves your odds of procreation
And I'm not a blue eyed fanatic like many people are, but I get the appeal

blue eyes can see better in the dark but are way more sensitive to light which lends itself to things like migraines etc

t. very blue eyes.

Am I tripping or is she much prettier than Heard?

>mfw I think amber is right and depp is a huge autistic weirdo in real life
Remember when depp got that child killer off from prison because they said he did it because he was a satanist and satan doesn't exist so therefore he's innocent? Man good times.

how do I get a crazy gf like this?

When will they unveil the footage of her taking the dump on his bed?

>was bias
Why do people always make this mistake. I see mainly Americans doing it all the time online, is it taught wrong in school or something?

Oh yeah, the majority of the actually mentally insane are beyond hideous.
But i mean when you get to the upper echelons of attractiveness, they're more likely going to end up having some form of mental illness. People treat them differently as they grow up, people are more likely to do things for attractive people, and as such it tricks those people into believing they're better than everyone else. This doesn't happen to everyone though (just look at MOMMY for an example).

Glasses are a recent invention. Evolutionary speaking there's been to time to select for it and also women don't need good eyesight since men were doing all the hunting anyway.