Just saw it a few hours ago, AMA

Just saw it a few hours ago, AMA

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does wanda kill a lot of people

Did you watch the theatrical cut or the Raimi cut?

when will you have sex

Is it really that bad?

what makes you look at a man’s hairy ass and go, “mmmmmm”

Is Anson Mount reprising his role as Black Bolt?

Yeah, something around 20-25 kills
Idk
I mean it think it was pretty good, I was a bit let down by the leaks but I was surprised when the rest of the cameos happened
The oil
No

Is Cruise in it? How annoying is Chávez?

>"rest of the cameos"
meaning cameos not in the leaks?

you didn’t see it. mount is literally listed in the credits.

What are the cameos?

Better or worse than Spider-Man: NWH?

>I mean i think it was pretty good

wow it must really suck

How many times have you watched Shrek 2 ?

What Involvement does Bruce Campbell have in this movie ?

Is paying for insurance worth it ?

Were the Ultron bots in the movie ?

Yep, Tom Cruise is in it, he shows up a bit after Wanda murders Charles, they have a pretty cool fight but Wanda severely injures him and he escapes flying and for a reason is never seen again in the entire movie
God I want to fucking strangle her to death (The character) (In Minecraft)
There's a moment where she says ''Este wey no habla español?'' In the most american accent ever, like she just sounds like an american trying to speak spanish, that made me cringe a lot

What happens to Prof X, Reed Richards etc and how much screen time do they have

Well considering he never takes the mask off and it's the first time I've seen him play Blackbolt, I just didn't recognize him

How confused are normies who didn't watch the TV shows gonna be

SO a movie with cruise in it got a 6/10?

if Mickey is a hominid mouse, donald a hominid duck and goofy a hominid dog, why the early life part of every magical goblin's page on tvpedia says "I like cocaine"?

How shit is it?

I've been blazing through marvel movies lately. Any reference to the events from the past?

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Wanda snap's Charles' neck, and then like 5 minutes after that Reed Richards is like liquified? something like that. Wanda makes Reed's powers go wild and he fucking dies.
They have a little bit less than 30 minutes on screen

A lot
Yes
Enjoyable

OP what's the worst joke in the movie? best joke?

Were there any mega cringe moments?

Who are the cameos (excluding the Illuminati members)

Any jumpscares? I hate jumpscares.

How prominent are Captain Carter and Captain Marvel? Do they die?

How butchered was it? Did it even resemble a Raimi movie?

I liked the one about Strange not knowing who Spiderman is and the worst one by far is America saying ''Este wey no habla español?'' that was the works joke and a mega cringe moment
If it counts as a cameo Professor X mentions how Wanda reminds him to Jean Grey and well I kinda dont want to ruin you the experience so I will only give you 2 cameos:

First is Deadpool, he starts hearing music and turns to the camera, he says ''hello'' to the viewer,

Bruce Campbell is actually Ash Williams and he's shown for around 15 seconds when Strange and America are traveling between realities

Yes, and Wanda breaks the fourth wall

It was a pretty interesting fight but they end up being murdered aswell

Well to be honest I really don't know how to answer this but some scenes kinda reminded me to the suspense (if we can call it like that) of Spider-Man 1 Peter vs Goblin fist fight and Peter vs Venom

I haven't seen it, AMA

lol this guy is full of shit

how have you been lately?

This must be a lazy larp due how fucking based killing all characters sounds in Raimi-vision.

Was the CGI really this bad?

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Not bad

>Yes, and Wanda breaks the fourth wall
Post the jumpscares, user. I'm a huge pussy and I just wanna enjoy the movie.

topkek

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The cope in the comments really ties it alm together

Wong - CONFIRMED
America Chavez - CONFIRMED
Loki - CONFIRMED
Gordon Bombay - CONFIRMED
Ghost Rider - RUMOUR
Bruce Campbell - RUMOUR
Scarlet Witch - RUMOUR
Tigger - RUMOUR
Tobey Maguire - RUMOUR

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CGI STAN LEE?

Way to ignore my on topic question faggot op

Look at terrible the background CGI is here ffs
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He's probably telling the truth but there's one in the trailer

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>Hundreds of millions of dollars worth of a budget.

90% of it goes into the pockets of the directors and actors at this point.

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There's a sudden cut to Wanda having sex with Vision's corpse

Then say "I don't know" you embarrassing fucking retard". Do better next time and you won't get called out

can't wait to find out what the original movie was supposed to be

>tfw Wanda looks at the camera and mentions your name
not this shit again

>Says ''I don't know''
>Get's ''called out'' anyway

no
>Less than 5 times
>He's Ash in the movie
>If you're a retard yes
>You can literally see them on the trailer you retard

Faith of the /trek/

op here, I'm trans btw

Actual OP here, I'm actually trans

did they really cut to a 1 second shot of america chavez where her face is covered with steam, are you kidding me

Pre or post op?

What is the MCU building towards at this point? I've not watched any of the tv shows

hi OP. how big is your cock? do you like to play with yourself? how often do you jerk off? how thick are your cummies?

Avengers vs Kang I think

nothing really, I watched loki and it was just a slow and boring teaser for season 2.

What was the Avatar 2 trailer like?

NO ONE MENTIONS THE DELTA,IS IT IN THE MOVIE?

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Kang the counqueror probably. He's in Loki

He'll probably be a prominent post-EG villain but not the big bad. They're gonna go with Doom if they have any sense.

>A bunch of sassy women fighting a black guy named KANG

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op tell me if Ash Williams shows up and how he does it, does he have the handsaw and the shotgun and is he fighting against the zombie captain america?

Post

15 cm fully erect

There was no trailer, they directly showed us the movie

>Tom Cruise is in it
liar

why are you so fucking based ?

If you didn't know, who would guess directed it? A bot?

1-10 how "horror" is it and 1-20 how eerie/scary? Do you consider it "horror" or magikal capeshit? Does it border "R" at any point?

Do you expect it will drop off hard? Backlash seems widespread. Expect MCU "officially peaked" to be its legacy? How was crowd reaction?

How would you improve it? Where does it rank in Raimi's top 10 filmography and rank them thx?

Prefer it to The BatMan?