Collette Tatou from Ratatouille (2007)

She is into underage cocks

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PLEASE GIVE FRENCH JEWISH TOMBOY GF

Good

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Neither do Asian girls

schizoid

despite it's positive qualities, Ratatouille is charmless and tepid, failing to create emotional connection between the audience and characters. Pixar missed the mark here

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I don’t know who this is but I wouldn’t mind a blowjob from her

please don't shoot up a school ricecel

yeah, and?

Bugs can't grow hair

native american women are naturally hairless

i found Ratatouille to be dry, uninspiring, self-important, calibrated and lacking in warmth, witty dialogue or compelling characters. One of Brad Bird's weakest films

it insists upon itself

>mouse can never do wrong
>main character guy doesn't really grow
>entire movie is based around the chick and the food inspector

>I found Ratatouille to be dry, uninspiring, self-important, calibrated and lacking in warmth, witty dialogue or compelling characters

This is how I feel about most Pixar flicks desu

not true

They can be trained

>dry, uninspiring, self-important, calibrated and lacking in warmth
no need to tell me about yourself user

original Shrek had a more entertaining/compelling cast in 83 mins than Ratatouille does in almost 2 hours. I'll take Shrek, Donkey, Fiona and Farquaad over this boring cast anyday

the patrician taste

I want her stick that nose into my ass.

reminder that she doesn't say Linguini's name in the whole film, neither does she use affectionate terms. Cold romance

there's nothing wrong with a cold romance

oh, and didactic. It's a very didactic movie

Omlette

Du
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FROMAGE HAHAHAHHAH

Heres the real life inspiration for her

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Not only are you attracted to a cartoon, you're attracted to one who looks like a deformed retarded

that's why I can save her

the french will fuck anything

that's just what the French look like in the modern age

Imagine the rat controlling Linguini while he fucks her

You obviously have never fucked one

she was hotter than Collette and her movie is more charming too. It premiered earlier that year

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is that Arthur and the Invisibles? It's so much harder to get Rule 34 when no one's seen your movie

would, and I have extremely high standards

yes, it is

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i'd watch the first 4 original CG films by Dreamworks (Antz, Shrek, Shark Tale and Madagascar) over Ratatouille anyday

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Based yellow schizo

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Collette threads are based.

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I once was seeing this French Canadian redhead with a great ass. She did not shave

How do french women smell like?
I'll need some details.

Arthur and the Invisibles is awesome. Selenia was hot and cute

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Unshaven fags are quite literally fags.
>inb4 pedo
Better a pedo than a fag.

i remember losing some respect for Pixar with the pepper mace forced kiss

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What's wrong with your face?

you trying to get an internship at rotten tomatoes verdict department?

>tfw italian
yes

that just makes my penis HARDER