Why didn't Potter just move in with the Weasleys?

Why doesn't this poorly written children's story for children, young people, and kids make perfect logical sense?

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He had to live with Petunia, not necessarily the rest of the family and that was because Petunia was the blood sister of Lily which fuelled the protection spell

Why wasn't Draco a girl?

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Harry's parents death make his house super protective against Voldemort. Wait actually that doesn't make sense

Bond of Blood charm. He needed to live at the Dursley's because blah blah magics. Doesn't really make sense though, and I have no idea what the charm actually does. They say that he only needs to be welcome to live there in order for the spell to be effective, so as long as he went and stayed for a night and the Dursleys agreed to allow him to live there it should work. But what the spell ACTUALLY does, I have no fucking clue. Obviously it doesn't protect him from all harm because he's in mortal peril multiple times while he's still underage, sometimes from cock-a-doodle Voldemort himself... So does it mean Voldemort can't find him? So then who cares, he could de facto live at the Weasleys while keeping his Dursley address or whatever. Does it mean Voldemort can't HURT him? Obviously not, he would have killed him in the graveyard had it not been for Priori Incantatum. The spell is dumb and Rowling is a HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

Only works at the house itself
>"While you can still call home the place where your mother's blood dwells, there you cannot be touched or harmed by Voldemort. He shed her blood, but it lives on in you and her sister. Her blood became your refuge. You need return there only once a year, but as long as you can still call it home, there he cannot hurt you. Your aunt knows this. I explained what I had done in the letter I left, with you, on her doorstep. She knows that allowing you houseroom may well have kept you alive for the past fifteen years."
As for why he couldn't just shack up at the Weasley house prior to Voldemort's return, it's because Rowling didn't make up the bond of blood thing until later. The Weasleys would have gladly taken him in. They'd have adopted him if need be. He was basically a member of the family already and they told him so frequently

Too much tension obs

Harry starts considering Hogwarts his home in book 2.

So? He wasn't allowed to live there either

Tried to rewatch the first movie recently and wow it's fucking lame, I can see how some "family friendly" movies appeal to adults but not this shit

Why don't fat fuck just finish the books?

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SCARED, POTTAH?

He's loaded after Sirius dies

It's incredibly insulting to just give someone money like they're a charity case. Maybe if the Weasleys were actually facing a major financial hurdle like getting foreclosed on or something he would have offered to help but they were doing just fine for themselves throughout the story, they just couldn't afford extravagant luxuries.

>win the lottery
>blow all the money on a vacation
yeah why wouldn't he give them money haha

>Fared, Fottah?

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>“Which one was Michael Corner?” Ron demanded furiously.
>“The dark one,” said Hermione.
>“I didn’t like him,” said Ron at once.
>“Big surprise,” said Hermione under her breath.
What did Ron mean by this?

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love me cannons
love me gryffindors
'ate darkies
simple as

>“And, of course, you ‘ave met my leetle daughter, Gabrielle!” said Monsieur Delacour. Gabrielle was Fleur in miniature; eleven years old, with waist-length hair of pure, silvery blonde, she gave Mrs. Weasley a dazzling smile and hugged her, then threw Harry a glowing look, batting her eyelashes. Ginny cleared her throat loudly.
Ginnysisters...

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He was safer with the Dursleys (magic), pay attention.

Why didn't they just use a potion of luck to create a bulk batch of potion of luck?

Why didn't the bad wizards shoot potter or out a hit on him?bullets aren't magic proof

The third one with the time travel literally tests your sanity.
This universe has time travel but they don't use it to do anything important or save anyone...

HP4 Chapter 10

>Harry looked away. He would willingly have split all the money in his Gringotts vault with the Weasleys, but he knew they would never take it.

>How can poverty even exist for wizards when they can just use spells to make whatever they need appear out of thin air?

My mother,” said Ron on night, as they sat in the tent on a riverbank in
Wales, “can make good food appear out of thin air.”
He prodded moodily at the lumps of charred gray fish on his plate. Harry
glanced automatically at Ron’s neck and saw, as he has expected, the golden
chain of the Horcrux glinting there. He managed to fight down the impulse to
swear at Ron, whose attitude would, he knew, improve slightly when the time
came to take off the locket.
“Your mother can’t produce food out of thin air,” said Hermione. “no one
can. Food is the first of the five Principal Exceptions to Gamp’s Law of Elemental
Transfigura—”
“Oh, speak English, can’t you?” Ron said, prising a fish out from between
his teeth.

they'd take and waste it at the Hippogriff races if you catch my meaning

Because we're supposed to sympathise with Voldemort's enemies. If you just turn them into cold blooded murderers then the audience is left thinking "Why is Voldemort worse than these people again?"
Now type out "he stretched his legs" 100 times because you're knowledge of storytelling is so far below JK FUCKING ROWLING that you'd improve immensely just by simple imitation of her style. Then kys.

Oh, deary me. You muggles will never understand.

lol

Why didn't his adopted family start sucking his dick and continue to mistreat him? I would've, who knows what kid of life extending elixirs they have at Hogwarts

>the Wesleys
What if Harry had been living with Wesley Snipes?

Because they’re poorfags and he didn’t want to give them any of his infinite money.

Why didn't Dumbledore stop the Holocaust?

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So all the crazy foods they feast on at hogwarts all the time aren't magically produced, it is all by house elf slaves making that shit for them? Dang this series is darker than I thought.

Why would he stop what he started?

Its ok they like it; crave it even. It'd be mean not to enslave them.

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why didn't they stockpile luck potion for battles? or hunting voldemort? it's only important enough to give to high schoolers for getting a quiz answer right?

Same reason you didn't go to live with your friends when you were a kid: because you're a child and its not your call. Just because Harry can shoot sparks out of a wand doesn't mean he gets to do whatever the fuck he wants.

>can turn inanimate objects into plants and animals
>can't turn inanimate objects into cooked plants and animals

In another timeline that scar was real and it left a scar on her face that gave her a more mature character, and consequently she was cast in more serious roles that were incredibly kino.

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how do you stop something that never happened?

it takes months to brew it and only the most skilled potion makers can reliably create it.

Why does he look so weird in this pic its creeping me out

beats me, Harry hatefucking fem!Draco into joining the good guys would've been a much better endgame than getting with his best friend's little sister

>Turn stack of paper into rabbit
>Kill rabbit, cook it, eat it
>Problem, 3rd rowling's law of plotholepatch?

we're talking about the fate of the entire world
surely the person who can brew it best on all the planet has some opinion in whether or not voldemort should rule the planet and eliminate all non purebloods, so they're either FOR him or AGAINST him
and brewing this flawless magic potion is out of the question because it "takes months"?
you're telling me the ministry wouldn't have spent the last ten years without voldy stockpiling it? come on now

>I don't want my red-headed pale sister's tight pussy ravaged by a filthy subhuman nigger. It would be bad for our race.
Because they know he can't use magic in muggle world.
Why would he? And how could he?
Because plothole.
I thought that those plants and animals aren't "real", i.e. that they only look like living organism. It is never stated in the books tho.
Real reason: Rowling didn't think of it. It doesn't really fit hit character which should be heroic. But he doesn't even give Christmas presents to Weasleys for most of the time.

I noticed how you just ignored the second part of that comment because you can’t explain it. Why did they give something that takes months to make and is powerful enough to change the world to a high school kid that got a quiz answer right?

"They" did not give it, I think it was just Slughorn's idea. But indeed, it is never explained why don't they just use this and other useful shit all the time. Rowling just likes to introduce new stuff without regarding how would it impact the story.

In the second book after ron and harry get in trouble for taking the flying car to hogwarts, they weren't allowed to go to the main great hall year start dinner. They had to sit in the commons in their rooms with a plate with sammiches or something that would magically refill when empty.

Slughorn bet something incredibly valuable against a nigh impossible task. He wanted to show off his fancy luck potion to impress the kids on the first day of class and it backfired because Harry accidentally found Snape's book with the actual recipe. Hermione is the most diligent student in Hogwarts and her attempts to follow the "correct" recipe were completely fruitless.