Depp v Heard Official Trial Thread

No, I believe that she is just talking in """"general"""" right now

Enjoy, best daytime content on tv rn by miles

youtu.be/Qu5Xl6sXqN4

Fuck yeah best show in years

When will Angela Merkel stop questioning the witness so the cross examination can start?

>pick up a glass
>get arrested for abuse
Do Americans seriously do this?

xqcL

Y'all soft cunts crying just because of gendered language lmao. You triggered? Feel like the system is set up against you?
looool keep crying bitch niggas. little snowflake cunts.

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he panders to his audience alot with lukewarm takes. his streams have no entertainment value without mcchad

Damn that's an insane statement. Why do we let generalization of men be ok

I wish she had discussed top and bottom gay partner violence some more desu

mind you black people have been dealing with this game thing and now white men are getting a taste of their own medicine. this is what its like to be guilty until proven innocent, statistics be damned no one wants to feel that way

Yeah man remember that time when white people had to spend 800 years being enslaved in Africa and treated like second class citizens?
That was crazy!

mind you black people are violent apes

Amber team really thought this witness was their saving grace, didn't they?

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I heard heard was talking the stand. Why is this lady still talking? Shes just saying the same shit again and again

I don't care because I know the true purpose of this is to barrage the jury of facts that women are victims to really hammer it into the jury that Heard is the victim here.

>Umm, Mr Depp, does your team want to make an objection?
>No your honor. We'd like her to keep talking. It's helping us immensely
>OH N-

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/pol/ said the same thing about the witnesses speaking in the Floyd case.
How'd that go?

why was mommy muffing looking at the right, and this old slag looking at the left

white people enslaved white people and blacks enslaved their own kind first before selling them off to whites

what does pol have to do with this case you deranged tranny

She was looking to the left as well in the videos I saw. Presumably the feed you saw was mirrored.

Turdovens... is the tide turning?

lol, Chauvin was decided guilty long before the "trial" even started. they could have literally put a literal monkey on the stand saying Chauvin is racist n shieet and it wouldn't have made any difference

they're impotently trying to drag pol and floyd into this, so no

can someone post the painting of jack sparrow walking into a room where amber is shitting

>Johnny Depp use Psychic Abuse!

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He literally knelt on Floyd's neck for 9 minutes while he panicked and kept saying "I can't breathe" before dying. The police man is to protect and serve, he didn't protect nor serve anyone that day, he couldve called an ambulance, he couldve forced floyd in the back of the car; he didnt, he played a part in killing Floyd and he got what he deserved and only incels and chuds will say otherwise.

literally the only way i can watch this

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Love my psychic bros. Simple as

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Has the tranny janny been put in their place from the feedback submissions?

nigger, Floyd was saying "i cant breathe" long before he was put to the ground. he also WANTED to be put on the ground.

i'd imagine he was fucking dead regardless of Chauvin. the guy overdosed on fentanyl.

Asmongold is a mongrel.

You're missing the point retard
>Black people are more likely to commit crimes
Isn't used against black people in court cases
>Men are more likely to commit domestic abuse
This is used against men in court.
See the bullshit?

Men weren't systemically oppressed and made slavers for hundreds of years you dumb nigger

We won, Amberchads

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Antifa fags would probably murder him in his home and vandalize the court building if he got off free. It was too big of a case. Much bigger than this celebrity gossip bullshit.

The Ottoman empire spanned over a good portion of Northern Africe so yeah, actually that did happen for a while.

And? This is about statistics.

He protected the entire world from all the criminality that Floyd was inevitably going to engage in for the rest of his life. He served me, an American citizen, by removing the scourge of George Floyd from society.

kek

You're still missing the point, or are you saying that because men didn't suffer systemic injustice in the past that should now? What fucking sense does that make?

WTF

his best friend who he has on the stream sometimes when to jail for beating his girlfriend and they lie and say it was for "yoinking irl" (stealing)

How did Raimi get away with this?

kek

And the Trayvon case? The Breonna case? The Jacob Blake case?

I have that TV as well
LG chad

we're back lads

>/pol/ said
Go back then.

youtu.be/4hEDJnl-da8

we watchin this stream?

who votes for the winner, the goblin judge or the jury
Im a lawlet

It's the C2? I recently got the c1. Didn't know Yea Forums liked oleds

jury, but judge has final say + the scope of the verdict

Rottenborn is such a square

Who the fuck listens/watches to assmongoloid and the breadtubers like that clown Hasan?
Streaming has become so astroturfed it's unreal, it's hard to watch with how performative it has become. Money does ruin everything.

hahahahaha

he's good ngl, too bad his client is probably a nightmare to work with

Is it happening bros?

What's Yea Forums's defense against a psychic attack? Reminder that you don't have a Charles-proof helmet.

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Does /pol/ really live rent free in trannies heads like this?

>that name fuck up
OH NONONONONONONONONO

>someone bought a $500 superchat
for what purpose

Yep, jury. But judge can say "$50 million isn't happening, we all know that. Give him $10 million" for example.

Why is there no trial next week?

>waah why doesn't the big streamer not agree with all my politics ):
pathetic

>he couldve called an ambulance
They did.
>knelt on Floyd's neck for 9 minutes
As he has been trained to do.
>kept saying "I can't breathe"
He was saying that when they put him in the cruiser. Junkies say a lot of stuff.

You have no idea what you are talking about.

>Reminding the jury of mommy doctor
Oh no

>4 hours over Zoom
>I can evaluate someone in that time

LEGIT THIS IS NOT HOW THIS WORKS LMAO IMPEACH INCOMING

Amber is losing.

Too much money, not enough impulse control.

Aleta's cool
youtu.be/nug21tve614

>the case is coming down to my blonde mommy psychiatrist is better than your blonde mommy psychiatrist

youtube.com/watch?v=K956y2om92I
intimidating/mimicing shout

she shouldnt be allowed to practice

Yeah. It's called the Barbary slave trade you uneducated mongrel.

could you fix her? or would she shit your bed?

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Who

Good? Did you reply to the wrong person?

>wasn't her psychiatrist
>evaluated through a zoom call
She is more of a hack than Q-scoreman was yesterday

its the second time already, 1 fucking k for absolutely nothing
baffling

Why do faggots love ecelebs so much?

Defecation trial

Depp blows them the fuck out in that case.

>watching the stream of some fag interjecting with his fag shit
>not watching a direct stream
ISHYGIDDY

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>Men weren't systemically oppressed
Men had to fight in wars while women didn't. I'd call that oppression.

>commentary by obnoxious retards

>reddit wants you to believe this is below average
Insane

>she's got PTSD

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Id either fix her or go to jail
the minute she raises her voice Id slap her. She either submit and behave, or keep being psycho, get beaten and go to the cops

Dr. Curry spent 30 hours with Amber doing her evaluation. Muffins were served.

Are they allowing one thread now?

>well she wasn't a client teehee
>but i did diagnose her with ptsd and saw her for 30 hours

There is not recovery from THE WALL.

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Mommy

It's because she already made her mind she's reinforced her view that men are always guilty for 25 years. Her certifications should be stripped

>We might see mommy doctor again to blow this doctor the fuck out
LETS FUCKING GO

I just farted so hard I think I tore my asshole a little bit

This would be an amazing arc.

The para-social relationship meme. Which isn't a meme anymore, it's real fucking grim man.

that's because they're ruled by emotions, because they're golems
amber is a giga-stacy regardless of her being a psycho

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>4 hours over Zoom
>I can evaluate someone in that time
I can't wait for cross.

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Didn't Dr.Muffins say that as a psychologist you shouldn't give legal conclusions? How can she claim that Depp abused her because she did a zoom interview for a couple of hours?

>diagonoses PTST over Zoom call
>not her client btw
Why is this failure of a doctor on witness stand.

Would you say your asshole was abused by this fart?

Because Dr. Mommy is a professional and this lady is a hack.

Witness impeach incoming bros

b-but she's board certified!

She can't. But she can conclude that Heard exhibits strong signs of having been abused.

Amber hit the wall hard

I'd shit the bed first

Why the FUCK is Heard dressed like some waiter at a fancy restaurant or like she's an extra in a Fred Astaire movie?

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Stick your finger up there

Women who do shit like that knowing there's zero consequences IS gigastacy behavior.

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>she did it again
Ambersisters...

OY

they just embarrased her for saying the witness name wrong lmao

>Judge looking confused and incredulous talking to her lawyer
This gonna be good

I'd say it is more like the wall hit her, sick in the head like a brick in the head

>Dr Curry
Again!

>SAYS DR CURRY TWICE
OH NONONONONONONONO AHAHHAHA

Of something she co-opted

Wall

shes not a fucking doctor