Amber is stuck in the bathroom because she can't figure out how the toilet works. where are the sheets? the pillows??

All over her lawyers reputation.

Very well for Johnny so far, but it's only been his witnesses so far. Amber's first witness got called to the stand right this minute, actually.

Ambers mommy psychiatrist looks far less fuckable than Depp's

Is heard going to be called today

giving women rights was a mistake that will lead to the destruction of western civilization

Amber's is more of a granny psychiatrist.

Kicking a girl while she's down, shame on you all.

Today or tomorrow most likely.

Also her voice is fucking annoying

Turding in a bed is pretty low, no one is kicking Amber turd.

Man, she's really hitting the wall. Her face looks rounder and wrinklier than ever. You can practically see the double chin forming.

you'd be able to get through more women with a sharper and larger knife, maybe a guillotine type device would be best

Was probably advised to lay off the coke during the trial

it's the drinking

not slow or painfull enough

Objection, hearsay.

Delusional redditor. Yea Forums is an Amber Heard board. Team Amber.

her face got so fat

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>Depp played Jack Sparrow in POTC
>Heards old woman lawyer: HEARSAY YOUR HONOUR, SPECULATION
This actually happened lmao.

I love white women and their butts bros..

No, it isn't. The Jannies just delete depposting because they drank a mega pint of cum before starting "work"

Go to bed, Amber.

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Amber's witnesses are all going to be boring like this aren't they

HOW CAN SHE SHIT?!

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>I'm a member of 7000 different organisations
>how much time did you spend with any of these
>????

Holy fuck when will this bitch shut up?!

Never bro, women never shut up.

>nooooo stop Amber's side from speaking

what's this shit bros, when's amber gonna talk?

>Namedrops all these organizations that no one has heard of
What's her deal?

Haven't watched it today, what did I miss?

>pronounces "Psychiatry" wrong
>Is a psychiatrist

Lol.

>get constipation if you type it
What did user mean by this?

youtube.com/watch?v=5I07jeXSWx0

are the jannies still seething? where is the official thread series

She's showing that she's a more credible witness than the psychologist that Depp had testify.

getting strong Caitlynn Jenner vibes from this absolute unit of a lady

Normal people aren't incontinent, Amber.

Who's this witness?

Isn't kind of weird that this bitch is only speaking to the jury only?
When Muffin was at the stand she was talking to both the jury and the lawyers asking the questions.

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This is revenge for the other day when they had that guy go on for like an hour on his qualifications

An actual board certified doctor unlike the one Depp had as a witness.

kill yourself

It feels wrong, like the jury is being put on the spot when they should be distant observers

what were muffin mommy's certs?

Is she finally taking the stand today? I grew a full beard from waiting

Was this bitch ever involved in the relationship or did they drag her off the street?

>pronounces psychiatry wrong
>is an expert
Lol.

Someone's mad she can't get away with abusing men

Is Amber not allowed to disprove all of Depp's lies?

Do you niggers poop once a week or something?!

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Why are Amber's lawyer's following this coercive control line? We've heard the recordings, we know that Johnny never did any of this.

Sucking Johnny's old man penis.

Hasn't her physciatrist outed her as a lunatic too lol

Once a day, but we can CHOOSE when to poop, Amber.

do it little bitch

Not as good as this doctor's.

She does seem to be describing Amber's behavior.

they're trying to push their narrative.

>lady mentions manipulation
>camera man zooms in on amber
BASED

Objection: Old and ugly.

fucking kek I firmly believe heards instructed her lawyers to be absolute retards on purpose now. Heards so mentally crazy that she's probably loving all the news articles about how crazy she is.

They are doing it right now.

>It's less abusive because she weighs less
okay

Sustained.

>men and women's weight differential
>for instance in wrestling
Oh SHIT

>What is psychological aggression
>camera pans to Amber again
The camera man knows what's up.

god amber is so hot guys...

I really don't think this women knows the meaning of half the words she is saying.

She's a manipulative person, and the way you're just asking loaded questions and it seems like you have ulterior motives

ahh so suddenly women are not equal in strength. these fucking feminazis cant make their mind up

Feminist theory that it's literally impossible to abuse men: The Witness

They don't care, they just need to make the jury unsure.

That dr talking looks like trump with less weight and a wig

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See, Amber's team is based.

I disagree.

They really dropped the ball going down this path.

Very transphobic statement from the psychologist

Holy shit this "psych expert" is a fucking moron. Literally none of this is true.

"muh dominance"

>that one dude donating 500 fucking dollars to the official youtube channel
I dont understand

When will Amber be put on the stand?
Bitch already tried to dismiss and failed.

>this is the best PR team she could buy

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DESIGNATED GF, SIRS!

What does it matter even if Depp is stronger than Heard? That has zero relevance to anything.

You will never be a woman.
Fuck off.

>digital penetration of the vagina

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DIGITAL PENETRATION

wtf are those questions

What the fuck is this line of questioning

Digital penetration, what?

>Digital pentration of the vagina

WHAT?

>DIGITAL PENETRATION
AHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

what

>gendered language
kek

Fuck you're right!

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>digital penetration
2dfags?

Fingers are digits, brainlets

>we in the psychological community

This bitch is literally talking out of her ass lmao

He stuck a finger up her pussy? Wtf, what a freak

Why does she keep saying "SHE". Is she claiming men never experience any of this?

How is digital penetration even real? Nigga just turn off the computer.

Damn she is looking ROUGH

So I'm going to guess that Amber is going to eventually testify that items were inserted into her "without her concent" and due to the language this woman uses it would count as sexual violence.

>brainlets can’t into legal-speak and don’t realize this means “fingering”

>digital penetration
It's means your fingers, your "digits"
Also, check these digits

Why did you have to tell them, kek

troon moment

digital penetration is a common phrase in criminology you fucking retarded mongoloids. it refers to penetration with fingers (digits). why are you all so fucking stupid?

>surveillance behaviours
>ambers only evidence of abuse is a recording she made of depp without his consent

retards

this womans a fucking disgrace to the field.

>HURRR ONLY FATTY VIOLENCE COUNTS
>LET SHE SLENDER WOMAN OFF VIOLENCE IF SHES 100LBS LESS!

fuck outta here

Depp fans aren't smart. That's why they are team Debt lol.

bros this hag seems like a real dyke. cant wait for cross examination

>typically men

Because she's a small, defenseless woman that can't hurt no man.

I am the toilet, she can shit in my mouth

pathetic, check those

>virgins dont know what digital penetration is
every fucking time

LOL SHE'S TRYING TO EXCUSE LYING AND CHEATING

Looking forward to the cross examination on this broad

To clarify for retards "A digit" means "A finger".

Was there a complaint about Johnny fingering his wife without consent? I don't get why this is a line of questioning

She aged 5 years in the past couple of weeks

mindless tribalism isnt smart either

>economic abuse

get the fuck out here

>"he wouldn't let her have exclusive access to his money. ABUSE ABUSE"

come on retards
were on the internet

oh gee a real kike. this will convince us.

>economic abuse

she looks like the type who will get rattled

Board certification is kind of a scam. It made more sense when Med schools were less formal and there weren’t rigorous accreditation agencies and standardized residencies.

Objection: transphobic

Admin abuse, admin abuse, ADMIN ABUSE!

The millionaire actress at that.

why does she keep spamming she ??? sexist much ?

Compartamentalise it

Is she retarded? she keeps pronouncing things wrong. Things that she would say constantly as a psychiatrist.

Yes.

>Economic abuse
Lmao what. She is rich too. What the fuck is she talking about?

lol

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lets be honest bros, the real based move will be throwing out the case. also amber should not drink from the plastic bottle because of microplastics

WHORE

this witness is a blown out roastie

HEARD IS TRYING TO RUN AND THE JUDGE SAID NAH FUCK THAT WE CONTINUE

youtu.be/oSwZ_BckDvc

BWAHAHHA

I see where this is going
>Johnny inserted his fingers into me while I was sleeping
But you were awake so you must have known?
>Y-yes but it woke me up when I felt him do it
But you didn't tell him to stop or move away
>I didn't tell him to stop, but I didn't him to continue

Kek based

this would've been more effective if we hadn't had a two hour long testimony of Dr Muffin diagnosing Heard as a BPD nutcase last week

>i'm the best psychiatrist no one is a better psychiatrist than me, doctor mommy is a loser and a nasty woman

>i am mister gohan
what kind of human being calls himself like that on the internet
jfc

>"Your Honor, the millionaire actress didn't have complete access to mister Johnny "Wife Beater" Depp's finances."
>"This is clear evidence of ABUSE!"

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Is this the official trial thread or not?

This dumb cunt roastie is trying to become viral like the other women who've taken the stand have but noones fucking buying it lmao

i'd like to taste her muffin if you know what i mean

huh what u mean?

the ones that don't question mister Gohan
kys

Willing to bet my life savings that this psychologist is divorced

Objection calls for speculation

Never get with a woman who will cry rape because you touched her whilst she slept. My ex said to me when we'd be tired that if she was asleep and I woke up horny that I could start fucking her.

asmongold is seething about her bias towards woman victims and the assumption men are inherently the abusers, but he's been appeasing this woke leftist feminism when he talks down on conservatives, religion, and trump, and defends Hasan and props up Channel 5. he doesn't realize you reap what you sow

theres no speculation your honor im asking about the taste of her muffin

no

this is your mind when you're a virgin.

take it to Yea Forums faggot no one cares about your eceleb

All of this bitch's examples are gendered with the male as the abuser

Fuck it well now its the official trial thread. What is this witness talking about? Is she an abuse expert from heards team

>asmongold
wrong thread, wrong board, manchild

>asmongold
Who gives a shit about a professional WoW player?

>heard tries to get a dismissle so she can run
>judge says no
>dumb roastie takes the stand and spouts absolute shit trying to get famous and noones buying it

It wouldn't suprise me if Heard starts threatening suicide and they have to postpone all this. It gets worse for her each day lmao. Off to buy some more Dior brb.

MEN BAD WOMEN GOOD

Professional womyn

yes she is getting fat, but then most old women are ugly because they become to fat, or a super skeleton

i'm late, is this our or their witness?

amber's lawyer did the wypepe face when she kept using he her she lmao he knows she is fucking up