Marvel Sisters......what's going on......reviewers are saying Doctor Strange is one of those worst movies ever made...

>POPULAR THING BAD
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>DIDN'T YOU HEAR THING YOU LIKE FUCKING SUCKS
>PLEASE I CAN'T KEEP PUMPING OUT ARTICLES
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>PLEASE JUST CLICK MY LINK

I ain't clickin' shit, WHOOOORE

I'm entirely ready to accept capeshit being trash but this review reads like utter drivel by someone who can't even explain why something is bad.

>only 60 on metacritic making it one of the lowest they ever had
oh no no no marvelchuds i dont feel good

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You're right, I'll be watching Doctor Strange 2 because fuck kikes.

So it's your average Yea Forums critique.

FPBP. If it wasn't a chud rag they'd be slobbering all over its jock. Writer probably thinks he's standing up to some corporate attempt to emasculate men or some shit, even mentions the fall of the roman empire, kek. They just can't help themselves, can they?

Fpbp

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True and based post.

It's clickbait that barely constitutes as a review, the rest of it reads like it was pasted from other articles for padding. Black Panther being an Oscar nominee is totally irrelevant here.
These sites have to write reviews both good and bad so they can write 100 articles about current thing before it's not current anymore

It's 65 now chud.

Sam Raimi is a jew

I don’t care about capeshit console wars actually

One of the good ones!

All these movies have started in the 40s and you guys spam threads for free until it ends up at 90 and everyone buys their tickets. Keep up the good work NPC

Hitler was part jew.

>you will never be able to abort your kids ever again

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Critics put out the hit

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I’m hardly a Marvel fan but I usually watch the shit on a rental. It honestly sounds like the movie ties in a lot of continuity and boomers are too dumb to recall or didn’t watch previous movies.

Should a movie require you to watch tons of others? Prob not. But don’t shit your diaper over it.

>All these movies have started in the 40s
That's wrong though.

This is a jewish lie

>The various versions of earth are pretty lame, too. One alternate Manhattan is covered in flowers for some reason, and — golly gee — you drive at red lights and stop at green.

lmao

mcu is truly the worst

Sounds exactly like something Hitler would say.

mogged

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No Chiny, no billy

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Зaвaли eбaлo

One of the rare redpilled ones like Kubrick

Spidey wasn’t released in China and hit a billion in less than a week

Lord Feige Fuckleroy let DChads take over.

>Make sure you watch three movies and a television series to understand what's going on!

I am unhappy about this as anyone but want a Raimi Maguire Spiderman 4, so can you all suck it up and buy tickets lads.

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Based and dare I say it redpilled! I too shall consume more Disney (TM) products to save the white race!

Chud here. I'm going to enjoy marathoning this flick at my local kinoplex

I couldn’t watch that Spider-Man movie. I had to fast forward to fight the boredom and this is from someone who loves Peter Greenaway and Tarkovsky. Marvel is just so shot and so dull that it makes me cry. They figured out a formula that works and Dr. Strange 2 will make a billion. But it’s not for me anymore.

marvel hasn't been doing well in china even before daddy xi put his foot down on disney's propaganda

LOGIC ERROR: VARIABLE COMPARED AGAINST ITSELF

Nope.

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You're right and Bobby Fischer was also one of the rare redpilled pro-goy Jews.

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I hate women but I love tits, what do I do?

cube earthists rise up

Shemales.

You're right, Joker also hit a billy without Bugland.

Honorary Aryan

NWH was nostalgiabait, this film would probably hit close to a billion too since it has professor x and fantastic

You are correct and I completely agree with you.

I'll wait for Armond's take, thank you very much.

These threads are literally all indian shills fighting each other

Disney is paying reviewers to bomb this movie in order to undermine Raimi, making people think less of his Spider-Man movies by proxy, so Disney's shitty Spider-Man movies look good.

If this post ends in repeating numbers, Doctor Strange 2 will make a billion.

Why would they do that when both things look good? Feige had big influence over the good Raimi-Man movies

>it doesn't have to make a billion dollars right bros?

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If digits, the movie bombs and Raimi goes on a killing spree

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>leads review with ‘Now we have firsthand idea of witness fall of aroma Empire’
>the utter shitshow thats been the last 6 years in Burgerlandia

yeah, fucking stuipida reporter, I spit on your fuck