I don’t get it

I don’t get it

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the bible is logic for people who aren't smart enough to apply it. if you eat pork will god curse you? no, you just aren't smart enough to understand germ theory

Religion is so dumb even a first grader should be able to figure it out

>Christianity is.....Le Bad!

Yes

they were just a set of rules designed to help early man survive. dont eat nasty animals like pigs, dont fuck other men/animals, dont sleep with your neighbors wife, when a woman is on her period (sick, in their eyes) quarantine her to the shed, etc.

did god choose the jews? nope, its just that we need to make sure no one kills them while they build universities in mud hut europe

>Thread is unironically started by a namefag called "Black Eagle" with fedora tier atheism and a literal family guy screenshot

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>"Logical" people saying the Bible isn't real
Wow very astute

Those are all valid, but how come we can't do things like masturbate or have sex before marriage

Why is Yea Forums so anti science now? What happened?

>masturbate
incel coomer tranny
>sex before marriage
more partners before marriage = less chance marriage lasts

he sounds based

If you weren't unethically indoctrinated into Christianity as a child through fear manipulation by being introduced into the concept of hell, you'd easily be able to see how retarded the entire ideology is.

Fuck off rationalizing cuck. It is a holy book of faith, not some proto science text book

another thing with masturbation, you have to consider the Art of the Deal. the church elders know your chimp ass is going to jack off. they know. but they'll oversell you in the hopes you limit it at least a little bit.

science is gay nigger aids for flaming queers

>unethically
oof, what size hat do you wear?

wrong
>t. born again Christian

name something that will stay the cruel hand the normie npc more effectively than the promise of eternal damnation in hellfire. if you don't have a soul already then they'll build an artificial transactional soul for you

Then how come so many people converted and it became the largest religion in the world?

I was indoctrinated into Christianity and I'm an atheist

>existence is nonconsensual
>you are given free will
>you have to follow God's rules to a T even though you were given free will
>if you don't follow this extremely narrow path you will be tortured in hell forever
>even though the "infractions" you committed in your finite lifespan aren't permanent, you will burn eternally
>God is omnipotent
>God allows Satan to exist for some reason
>God allows hell to exist for some reason despite being completely unjustified
>Somehow God isn't the most cruel being in existence for this

Colonization, it was forced upon everyone

masturbating to excess is bad for the soul. look at cumbrains if you need an example, just go see what happened to Yea Forums. life should be about finding a mate and raising a family you can be proud of, not cumming into a sock and/or finding a million holes to cum into like an animal

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It's almost like they slaughtered people en masse to push their shit, and then when that didn't work, transitioned to giving Africans aid so they'd pay money back into their McChurch's.

>life should be about finding a mate
Yes, and you should be able to have sex with that mate before you two sign an legal document issued by the government

>NNNOOOOOOOOOOO

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Something something media attacking them something something contrarianism.

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>Masturbate
Because you need to trick people into having kids. Masturbation gets in the way of that.

>sex before marriage
The thing there is that it only really applied to women, it's just more population control. Just one that seems really bad in a modern context.

you have absolutely no understanding of the religion you’re criticizing. get off Reddit and actually study Christianity before you take such a staunch stance against it

Size 10 gotcha

>The Hebrew letters on the creature's head read "emét", meaning "truth"

>2022
>believing in sky santa

Because they converted from literal batshit insane Germanic paganism. Which is about the only thing more ridiclous than Christianity.

The rest was forced.

christians are annoying
atheists are even more annoying

Cool nonarguments. Your God is more evil than Satan. Keep seething because you have 0 rebuttal to this.

He is just. Justice involves punishment.

in gematria, 441 is the same as "truth"

>atheism

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Oh it grew to a size 12, let me grab one real quick

I hate to go full "Lucifer did nothing wrong", because he's a tool, but I do find it pretty easy to include from the Bible that we need to go full neutral and wipe out both god and the devil.

>eternal punishment for crimes committed in a finite lifespan is just

Christian mental illness on full display. Reminder that God could prevent any crime he wanted to, he just doesn't lol.

>that pic
Embarrassingly accurate. Somehow Yea Forums became worse than it ever was, DESPITE there already being 700 cumbrain boards they all flock there.

Reminder, that boomers abandoned christianity and now we live in clown world.

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Satan is an asshole, but he only operates with God's consent.

there are 3 fundamental forces + - and neutral

this guy recently on LIVE TV said he raped some drunk chick 40 years ago using a church candle. that's how stupid this man is

You lived a good moral life except that one night you got drunk and matched a 19 year old passing tranny on Tinder who sucked your cock in the backseat of your Renault? ETERNITY IN HELL FOR YOU, NEXT

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Yeah but the punishment should fit the crime.

>an atheist doctor will get the same punishment as a pedophile rapist murderer
Actually, if the pedophile rapist murderer repents and feels guilty and asks for forgiveness, he'll get to heaven anyways

thats not how it works brother man

Well, duh. He kind of has to by default.

Neutral is best. As usual.

thats why the pharisee lawgiver bible is literally a compendium of debates going back thousands of years

Why would God allow Satan to exist?

how am I supposed to argue points that fundamentally misunderstand the religion all together? I have no interest in wasting my time doing so, especially on this site. call it a cop out all you want. I suggest having dialogue with Christian’s and learning about their faith before taking such a critical stance against it. you won’t get to with me, though, for I don’t entertain having dialogue with people who choose to insult me in response to my fair and honest replies.

It is a cop out because you offer no opposing narrative. All you say is "you're wrong" and "can't explain why" and expect that to mean anything.

Because, as I said, Satan is a tool. He's controlled opposition.

A year or so ago (couple years?) mods decided to publically ban all porn threads on Yea Forums for a little while and it actually made the board usable. Then they just gave up and let it run rampant again. I know it was likely a small gag, but I don't see why they ban porn on Yea Forums outright. It's not like anything of value will be lost. Let the random board actually pertain to random discussion again instead of having off-topic threads on larger boards

Science is not fact, it is a constantly evolving field. Retards who worship science as an absolute truth that is never wrong should be shot

For what purpose?

>”Lord, forgive me, for I have sinned.”
>”You are forgiven, my child.”
>spend the rest of eternity in heavenly bliss

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no, I can explain why. I simply choose not to with your because I have absolutely no respect for you.

You're a retard who can't even justify his own beliefs. That's why.

Why does God only focus on our sin?
>I see you volunteered in a soup kitchen feeding the homeless, you donated a lot of your money to charity
>Oh what's this? You watched porn? Sorry pal, looks like you're going to hell

I dunno, seems kinda unfair that good works don't get you into heaven, but sins send you to hell
There should be some sort of calculation where the good things you do outweigh the bad and vice versa

>Hell is torture

Retard who thinks Dante's Inferno is the real hell of christianity

As a example of what not to do.

His biggest opposition is a clown, basically. It just makes him look better. You see it all the time in mainstream politics.

God is real

Why not just skip the middle man and create Heaven on earth?" Why create life just to shit test them eternally? Lol Christians are just as mentally ill as their creator.

>Trying to contain an omnipotent being with your ideas of what is good and wrong.

NGMI. If he says up is down then down becomes up

*Christian mental illness continually on fully display*

You inbred retards never fail to crack me up. Cuck religion lol.

Philosophically, I can think plenty of reasons to justify such things. Life is more beautiful when you have something to lose after all. With that said though, I do agree that it's rather ludicrous to argue.

>Why does an omnipotent being do X instead of Y?

He can do whatever he wants

Athiests are so sad.

A lot of modern science (the stuff that influences policy) is made up of bullshit models and "consensus" i.e. what the majority of scientists believe once you remove the ones with dissenting opinions from your special club. In that sense, it is not science at all, which is why I've become a fan of labelling it "scientism" i.e. science with religious characteristics.

So then why is Heaven desirable if the struggle is what makes life worth living?

He's not real. You can shift the goalposts all you want, mental case.

Atheists seem pretty miserable, pop culture is their only culture so media corporations completely run them, essentially makes them shapeshifters based on trends because they have no culture acting as backbone.

Because heaven is only desirable if you know what not being in heaven is like.

what is the purpose of creating something that is made to believe in you and be totally subservient to you? a stronger faith is built when you have the choice to reject God and indulge in sin, yet choose to have faith in Christ and apply those set of beliefs.

That's going by God's sadistic rules, right?

Don't forget that he's an ifag

This was back when redditor atheists weren't the establishment

>existence is nonconsensual
Ok? So is all birth from an atheist perspective.
>you are given free will
I know it's great.
>you have to follow God's rules to a T even
though you were given free will
Actually you don't, which is why Jesus is a thing. If you argue old testament then you must also accept that it all pointed towards Christ. If you then argue why didn't God just start with that if he knew that was the solution, you must also ask why God does X which is a ludicrous statement when questioning what an omnipotent deity who is past present future decides to do.

>if you don't follow this extremely narrow path you will be tortured in hell forever
Another way or wording this is, if you CHOOSE not to walk with God as he freely allows you, He will not force you into his presence. The absence of God is Hell.
>even though the "infractions" you committed in your finite lifespan aren't permanent, you will burn eternally
You're not comparing apples to apples here. A sin against a mortal like us means nothing, but to God it's tremendously worse. Although finite in our perspective, sin is a disease and that disease cannot co-exist with God's presence.
>God is omnipotent
Yeah.
>God allows Satan to exist for some reason
God allows Stalin and Hitler to exist for some reason, Satan had free will just like 1/3rd of the Angels who fell. An all loving God will give everyone that opportunity as opposed to immediate judgement.
>God allows hell to exist for some reason despite being completely unjustified
Refer to above. If you actually claim Hell should not exist, then you're claiming God should allow EVERYONE into heaven despite the evil they commit on Earth and if you truly believe that's ok, then God is not all loving and you need some help my dude.
>Somehow God isn't the most cruel being in existence for this
See above.

Most atheists are fine. The only miserable atheists are the once that make it their identity, but those are rare and really only happen in countries with a generally deranged religious right.

To the rest, the question of "is god real" is worth no more or less than the question "are fairies real". It's just self evidently not true in such a obvious way you basically don't need to think about it.

Fine, but the concept of Hell is still my major problem with Christianity and it's their major brainwashing tool to get normie midwits with questionable values to do what they're told. My problem with a lot of Christians (not all) is that they aren't truly good people, they are just motivated by prospective punishment.